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Just to bring it to everyone's attention, I am making this my fursona along with my internet presence for a while.

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I've seen the same man at starbucks three times in as many days.  He talks on his cellphone, loudly.  He says that the alumni association will hear from him.  Someone has screwed him over, but they've messed with the wrong man.  He has worn the same outfit every time.  He looks like he used to be in the military, or maybe in some sort of fighting sport.

This man can't be stopped.

He can't be reasoned with.

This man is going to open his mouth one day, and say the words that end the world.

At the caribou I stop at one of the baristas drew pinkie pie in a reindeer get-up on their chalkboard

(12-08-2011, 08:51 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ]At the caribou I stop at one of the baristas drew pinkie pie in a reindeer get-up on their chalkboard

take picture, post on reddit MLP, get internet famous for .01 seconds.

also, creepily ask them to draw all of the other ones.

(12-07-2011, 07:22 PM)Saxxy link Wrote: [ -> ]I've seen the same man at starbucks three times in as many days.  He talks on his cellphone, loudly.  He says that the alumni association will hear from him.  Someone has screwed him over, but they've messed with the wrong man.  He has worn the same outfit every time.  He looks like he used to be in the military, or maybe in some sort of fighting sport.

This man can't be stopped.

He can't be reasoned with.

This man is going to open his mouth one day, and say the words that end the world.

wtf he's here again.  He's telling some guy that he's banned from going to Longhorn football games.  No joke I think he then said something about the Illuminati.

(12-08-2011, 12:22 PM)Saxxy link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Caffeine link=topic=6119.msg232449#msg232449 date=1323352285]
At the caribou I stop at one of the baristas drew pinkie pie in a reindeer get-up on their chalkboard

take picture, post on reddit MLP, get internet famous for .01 seconds.

also, creepily ask them to draw all of the other ones.
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(12-08-2011, 12:31 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Saxxy link=topic=6119.msg232458#msg232458 date=1323364974]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=6119.msg232449#msg232449 date=1323352285]
At the caribou I stop at one of the baristas drew pinkie pie in a reindeer get-up on their chalkboard

take picture, post on reddit MLP, get internet famous for .01 seconds.

also, creepily ask them to draw all of the other ones.
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Oh god, Reindeer Blend. They do it differently every year, and every year it tastes like shit. Also, the Kenya Roast tastes like green beans.

(12-08-2011, 01:50 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Caffeine link=topic=6119.msg232461#msg232461 date=1323365471]
[quote author=Saxxy link=topic=6119.msg232458#msg232458 date=1323364974]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=6119.msg232449#msg232449 date=1323352285]
At the caribou I stop at one of the baristas drew pinkie pie in a reindeer get-up on their chalkboard

take picture, post on reddit MLP, get internet famous for .01 seconds.

also, creepily ask them to draw all of the other ones.
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Oh god, Reindeer Blend. They do it differently every year, and every year it tastes like shit. Also, the Kenya Roast tastes like green beans.
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It's a different Reindeer every year, what would you expect??

(12-08-2011, 02:19 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [ -> ]It's a different Reindeer every year, what would you expect??

Does that mean that based on the pic this year it tastes like parties, cupcakes, and sweets?

(12-08-2011, 02:28 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=6119.msg232478#msg232478 date=1323371974]

It's a different Reindeer every year, what would you expect??

Does that mean that based on the pic this year it tastes like parties, cupcakes, and sweets?
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It tastes like ass, death, and fecal matter with some road kill mixed in. When I worked for Caribou we had a huge meeting with all the employees in the region and some of the corporate folks from Minnesota. We had to taste that years reindeer blend then one of the suits asked me what I though, I told him what I thought. You could hear a pin drop. Then I found out that the team that created the blend was at the meeting.

(12-08-2011, 12:24 PM)Saxxy link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Saxxy link=topic=6119.msg232405#msg232405 date=1323303755]
I've seen the same man at starbucks three times in as many days.  He talks on his cellphone, loudly.  He says that the alumni association will hear from him.  Someone has screwed him over, but they've messed with the wrong man.  He has worn the same outfit every time.  He looks like he used to be in the military, or maybe in some sort of fighting sport.

This man can't be stopped.

He can't be reasoned with.

This man is going to open his mouth one day, and say the words that end the world.

wtf he's here again.  He's telling some guy that he's banned from going to Longhorn football games.  No joke I think he then said something about the Illuminati.
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Tell that motherfucker to get bent.

(12-08-2011, 02:52 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Caffeine link=topic=6119.msg232479#msg232479 date=1323372511]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=6119.msg232478#msg232478 date=1323371974]

It's a different Reindeer every year, what would you expect??

Does that mean that based on the pic this year it tastes like parties, cupcakes, and sweets?
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It tastes like ass, death, and fecal matter with some road kill mixed in. When I worked for Caribou we had a huge meeting with all the employees in the region and some of the corporate folks from Minnesota. We had to taste that years reindeer blend then one of the suits asked me what I though, I told him what I thought. You could hear a pin drop. Then I found out that the team that created the blend was at the meeting.
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coffee may be bad but i've heard lots of good things about candy cane hot chocolate.

(12-08-2011, 02:52 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Caffeine link=topic=6119.msg232479#msg232479 date=1323372511]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=6119.msg232478#msg232478 date=1323371974]

It's a different Reindeer every year, what would you expect??

Does that mean that based on the pic this year it tastes like parties, cupcakes, and sweets?
[/quote]


It tastes like ass, death, and fecal matter with some road kill mixed in. When I worked for Caribou we had a huge meeting with all the employees in the region and some of the corporate folks from Minnesota. We had to taste that years reindeer blend then one of the suits asked me what I though, I told him what I thought. You could hear a pin drop. Then I found out that the team that created the blend was at the meeting.
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Frankness is completely undervalued.  If it tasted like cat-butt, they probably already knew it tasted like cat-butt and someone needed to make them face the truth. 

(12-08-2011, 06:48 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=6119.msg232481#msg232481 date=1323373961]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=6119.msg232479#msg232479 date=1323372511]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=6119.msg232478#msg232478 date=1323371974]

It's a different Reindeer every year, what would you expect??

Does that mean that based on the pic this year it tastes like parties, cupcakes, and sweets?
[/quote]


It tastes like ass, death, and fecal matter with some road kill mixed in. When I worked for Caribou we had a huge meeting with all the employees in the region and some of the corporate folks from Minnesota. We had to taste that years reindeer blend then one of the suits asked me what I though, I told him what I thought. You could hear a pin drop. Then I found out that the team that created the blend was at the meeting.
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Frankness is completely undervalued.  If it tasted like cat-butt, they probably already knew it tasted like cat-butt and someone needed to make them face the truth. 
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I think that saying that something tastes like death and fecal matter is going a bit past the point of frankness, but I do suppose it gets the point across.

Why is the conversation staying on topic? Stop that.