02-07-2012, 08:34 AM
Found this on my "libertarian gun nut" forum
Found in a thread on a Lamborghini forum about marriage and divorce:
So any way, right after that some folks that knew him chimed in with pics. Turns out he wasn't lying, he was on MTV for the TV series "Bullrun". Look up "Bryan and Concubine" on the site.
There are more pictures but I'm at work and they aren't exactly SFW. I'll post them when I get home.
Found in a thread on a Lamborghini forum about marriage and divorce:
Quote:As a Divorce Attorney I say: "dont marry them and dont breed with them"
as a man I say: I prefer a relationship as mine. I have a Concubine. She is my Sex Slave. It works. Now excuse me while I take my Concubine to Bangkok Tomorrow!!!! for a Red Light District tour with our Monkey. Yes....our monkey. The whole ..rafting naked with porn stars (and a monkey) experience from last week left me still in the mood if you know what I mean. really. Rafting with porn stars naked. ... yep. serious.
I wish all of you here (my fellow Lambo enthusiasts) a wonderful week while I ..... attend to a certain Ping Pong championship ..in Bangkok. and yes..the girls will not use paddles to shoot the balls over the net.. .
I am serious and I am a real person..lol
these are just this months adventures. I absolutely love my life and wish only the best for all around me. .. oh yeah. I f'n love my lambos too. Gonna rock the Aventador in Gumball3000 this year. the lp560 did bullrun last year.
"Dont Breed with them and Dont Marry them"
really. I am serious. yep. serious. I promise. someone here must know me and know this is very very true.
Quote:The Secret for my Concubine and I is rules and responsibilities. she has the responsibility to give (1) Blowjob to me every single day without fail at 9p.m. - 11 p.m. each night. 4 1/2 years later we have not missed a day. I know youy are saying... "what if she is sick; what is something comes up..." I respectfully remind her that this is a non-negotiable item and that I will receive one blowjob a day... thats it. It is what I have declared that I require.
Secondly; She is graded on 10 items each month with 2 extra credit. She must perform all 10 sexual acts monthly and two extra credit (to obtain a A+)
She has gotten an A in gift giving montyhs ... Yeah for February!!!
She usually gets a B.
Why does a woman who loves sex get less than an A+???
I mean she does have 27 separate moves. Yes 27,.... 27 moves.
Well the 10 items (we have never disclosed what they are) are so f'n "out there" sometimes dangerous or difficult (and certainly impossible for non-pornstar types) that she cant do them all
they are a list of the most insane crazy shit I ever gotten and just so no-one gets lazy in this relationship... we do them all every-month.
anyway, mutual respect; listening to each other ..blah blah blah.... I divorced that when it got fat.
27 moves; 1 blow job a day from 9-11; and a 10 point grading system; 2 areas for extra credit
27-1-9-11-10 and 2 ....play those numbers if youre not rich enough already. those are the mathematical formula to a happy long term marriage/concubine relationship.
Oh and when you see t.v. sitcoms where the man is a pussy begging some old bitch for sex (everyone loves Raymond...) know you dont have to be like that.
And when I see movies about tenderness and love making I just wonder if it is real.. I mean where is all of the... name calling; spitting; hitting SEX! whats all that face to face ..looking in the eyes and romantic kissing all about. People really go for that shit.
No Judgements. Maybe everyone is happy and that is truly great! I love my way of staying happy and it is a fringe point of view that maybe could be appreciated by some.... even for entertainment value..
But I say this: It is real. Ask anyone who knows us and Ask my Concubine what grade she got for being "good" at the next bull fest. she will tell you. she is proud of it. Is there a whore olympics? If no.. I already got her the medal. serious. she wears it.
So any way, right after that some folks that knew him chimed in with pics. Turns out he wasn't lying, he was on MTV for the TV series "Bullrun". Look up "Bryan and Concubine" on the site.
There are more pictures but I'm at work and they aren't exactly SFW. I'll post them when I get home.