Be Right Back, Uninstalling

Blu's logo, sure it may be a simple wrench, but look whats inside the wrench, the world. This can only mean one thing, Blu's so called "Builder's League" is building not for a brighter future, but for a bleaker one. They are building bombs, missiles, and worst of all, sentries within throughout the world, waiting for the right moment to launch them off, and kill everyone except their own evil minded selves.


A harmless picture once again, but yet it shows the same small indicator of their evil, the world. The worst part is the picture of the world is even more terrible than the last, this one has a Blu and a Yellow side, Blu indicates the part of the world being destroyed by Blu themselves, while the yellow side shows the innocent people still fighting for their lives.


Yes, it's a bomb, not the most safe thing to picture in a time of war like this, but it's not a symbol of the dangers of Red, it's a symbol of what they do to keep people safe from the dangerous Blu. Warriors of Red are losing their lives fighting to keep you citizens safe.


This picture is harmless, much less scary than Blu's pictures involving world domination and such. This picture is here to keep your mind at ease. They show this picture to tell you they're going to win, and that you have nothing to be worried about.


What kind of evil masterminds build such a device? I'll tell you who, Blu. They made such a monsterous device as a symbol of their desperation to kill Red. Not just that the fact this device is so dangerous, it is sloppy. Why would you hope for such an unorganized team to win, when they cant even make a missile launcher, unlike the keen minds of your saviors on Dustbowl, who actually have a Missile launcher. As my friend Neonie stated, that this Missile was evil, who's to say it isnt being pointed at the Blu base, in a more clean way than smashing through the enemy just to throw a bomb into a pit.


Who do you think started this war? The Red Team, who sits at their base, and tries to stay away from trouble. Or the Blu base, who charges into the enemy's base completely unrationally and unannounced.


Spies, heartless monsters who chose to sneak into the enemy base and kill everyone in site. James Bond for example, he is a hero to many people, a lot of people would hope to be him. Spies like him are teaching our world to kill anyone against you or your team just because it looks cool.

I believe that Valve only supports the Red team more than Blu because they are proud of the heros of this war!

That last picture with the spys is pretty epic.

Yeah, i typed up Spies on google search and it looked awesome

Well played.

redftw

Permission to edit your post for readability? (it started off so well)

Hey, fuck you dude. I was just chillin' when Red showed up and started talking shit, so I threw some graffit up and they got all pissed off and hired some dudes to fight, so then I had to go get my homeboys, and then shit just got whack.