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If there is a door a pyro will be behind it, if you stalk someone for a minute he will turn around right when you get in backstab distance. If you are using cloak and dagger your teammates will crowd around the spot you are regenerating your cloak and attract rockets. If someone can run into you they will. This is the thread for people with bad spy luck.
Hi, I'm a Heavy.

I get stabbed in the back and face.






But thanks to dealing with Merc, Loq, WaR, and other career spies in BRB.U, I'm fucking paranoid.

I rape shitty ass spies in the face with my Sasha.

Check out: http://www.brbuninstalling.com/forum/index.php?topic=4646

Began as a Fight Club rules spoof, turned into our own extension of Murphy's law.
If there is a 5% chance for a failstab, the stab will not register.
Quote: Merc link=topic=5059.msg178529#msg178529 date=1287019492]
If there is a 5% chance for a failstab, the stab will not register.

If you are staring at their back, something will go wrong and the stab will fail. If you are staring at their face, the stab will register and they won't stop bitching about it.
As a spy, everything that hits you crits.

As a spy, your luck, both good and bad, is skewed in both directions to, but not reaching, infinity.
As spy, hit detection hates you.

It doesn't even want to fart in your general direction
(10-13-2010, 10:51 PM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ]As a spy, everything that hits you crits.

As a spy, your luck, both good and bad, is skewed in both directions to, but not reaching, infinity.
yep though I would also say that even if it doesn't crit then anything that can one shot you does one shot you.
When you're rocking CnD and hiding in a corner a soldier will inevitably turn around and fire a crit rocket right where you're standing.
Merc, how often would you say you watch the backstab animation, and no kill, or hit, or anything?

I'm getting a bunch of that happening =(


Did get a 6 string on the cart though, god that was fun


I think I may swap from Pyro to Spie =x


(10-14-2010, 11:26 AM)Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link Wrote: [ -> ]Merc, how often would you say you watch the backstab animation, and no kill, or hit, or anything?

I'm getting a bunch of that happening =(


Did get a 6 string on the cart though, god that was fun


I think I may swap from Pyro to Spie =x

Saharan spy is tits.
Whenever you try to side step someone while cloaked so they don't bump into you, they will side strafe the exact same direction.
(10-14-2010, 11:26 AM)Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link Wrote: [ -> ]Merc, how often would you say you watch the backstab animation, and no kill, or hit, or anything?

I'm getting a bunch of that happening =(


Did get a 6 string on the cart though, god that was fun


I think I may swap from Pyro to Spie =x

Honestly Kirb? I get at least 4 or 5 fails a night. Backstabs are so sketchy for me sometimes, that I get more kills with the revolver/ambassador.

What is even worse than nothing though, is when it does damage. My thought when they turn around after seeing a blood splatter is "Whelp. Time for a 15 second respawn."

Probably another reason why I think the eternal reward sucks balls...eternally...