Be Right Back, Uninstalling

I made this thread to share our stories of stupidity.

For example, today I got lost when I burrowed from a dungeon into another cave, where I explored and look for materials, and I borrowed into another cave that I had already explored. I'm actually still a bit lost.

I'm sure we've all boldly made our way down a dark tunnel, trying to conserve our torches, only to discover that the middle of the hallway is a 300-ft pit, right?

Right?

I'm super cool and i dare to go into the monster spawner and fight skeletons. Bunch of water in front of me so i'm like IM COMIN SKELETONS.
broke a block just above me, shitload of lava comes crashing onto my fucking face and blocks off the ONLY WATER SOURCE IN THE FUCKING CAVE THAT WAS 1 BLOCK AWAY FROM ME. I die, fuck this game, disconnect.