Listen up maggots! I received word that a UFO has crashed near your position. We have reason to believe that the UFO has landed in
Roswell and inside is a time travel device(TTD). You must search the UFO and aquire the TTD before those RED bastards get their filthy hands on it. Many of you will die on this mission, do not think much of it, we will find a suitable replacement to send as back up in almost no time at all.
Once you men procure the TTD we shall use it to search ancient
Egypt for treasure to fund Operation: Schwartz. If any REDs follow you you must eliminate them, failure to eliminate all RED scum may have catastrophic results.
When you return we will begin Operation: Schwartz. You must bring the designs to our base in
Haarp. The enemy will without doubt try to get their dirty mitts on our plans, so be on the lookout for an ambush.
After Haarp HQ gets ahold of the designs I shall use the TTD to travel 40 years into the future to lead our mass-produced supersoldiers as our plan unfolds. We shall crush the remains of the RED army beneath our heel as we march to victory at Sealab001:
Aqua!
Note: Aqua will be RPS.
and thanks for reading though my poorly written exposition.Â
(07-21-2011, 05:16 AM)Wyrmidon link Wrote: [ -> ]Listen up maggots! I received word that a UFO has crashed near your position. We have reason to believe that the UFO has landed in Roswell and inside is a time travel device(TTD). You must search the UFO and aquire the TTD before those RED bastards get their filthy hands on it. Many of you will die on this mission, do not think much of it, we will find a suitable replacement to send as back up in almost no time at all.
Once you men procure the TTD we shall use it to search ancient Egypt for treasure to fund Operation: Schwartz. If any REDs follow you you must eliminate them, failure to eliminate all RED scum may have catastrophic results.
When you return we will begin Operation: Schwartz. You must bring the designs to our base in Haarp. The enemy will without doubt try to get their dirty mitts on our plans, so be on the lookout for an ambush.
After Haarp HQ gets ahold of the designs I shall use the TTD to travel 40 years into the future to lead our mass-produced supersoldiers as our plan unfolds. We shall crush the remains of the RED army beneath our heel as we march to victory at Sealab001: Aqua!
So, we're Serious Sam now? Â I can get behind that idea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgf9MDxQ7...lse#normal
(07-21-2011, 08:55 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [ -> ]requires IBM 5100
I've been stocking up on Dr. Pepper for the past few days.
Roswell, Egypt, AND Aqua? It's like a dream come true.Â
Zaius is going to rage so hard at this map lineup.
(07-21-2011, 11:46 AM)Saxxy link Wrote: [ -> ]Zaius is going to rage so hard at this map lineup.
GOD SAXXY IT'S LIKE YOU KNOW ME
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Haarp is literally the only redeeming thing about this. And the storyline.
Also, why is it called Operation: Black?
(07-21-2011, 03:07 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Saxxy link=topic=5804.msg216003#msg216003 date=1311266787]
Zaius is going to rage so hard at this map lineup.
GOD SAXXY IT'S LIKE YOU KNOW ME
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Haarp is literally the only redeeming thing about this. And the storyline.
Also, why is it called Operation: Black?
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Cause I thought operation Schwartzenegger was dumb and Operation t1000 was not at all subtle.
Edit - I'm not a big fan of Egypt either, but it's the only thing other than degroot that I could think of that fit the past theme. And Egypt > Degroot.
On further consideration, after seeing just about EVERY Soldier on the server using the new laser weapons, there's a good chance I'll be sitting this one out and playing New Vegas instead. Like, 50-50 depending on my general mood combined with willingness to tolerate "IMMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR!!!!" all over the place.
(07-22-2011, 06:58 AM)Grimthwacker link Wrote: [ -> ]On further consideration, after seeing just about EVERY Soldier on the server using the new laser weapons, there's a good chance I'll be sitting this one out and playing New Vegas instead. Like, 50-50 depending on my general mood combined with willingness to tolerate "IMMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR!!!!" all over the place.
Pfft, they're easy to mow down.
It's just like every other update. EVERYONE plays with it for a little while, then they get bored and move on.
FNF 07/22 - Dr. Zaius does drunk science and travels to shitty time zones.
OFFICIAL
I am totally recording tonight's shenanigans.
I guess I'll make an appearance.