Be Right Back, Uninstalling

In my old CS forum we would make some pretty ridiculous stories by having people post three words at a time as a response.
I'll start;


One day jorge

forgot to buy

halo's strategy guide

so he uninstalled

and set fire

to the best

fan fiction he

ever wrote about

so he called

Caff and asked

can you get

me another copy

of that porn

featuring the furries

sexy fox action?

Caf responded "I

am currently watching

Joel molest Luca

while throwing up

like two girls