rumsfald
05-21-2008, 06:40 PM
Once upon a time, I refused to make an intro post until the old-timers make ones themselves.Â
The following barnacles fossils of this server, and forums, have gone far too long without "doing us a proper" and introducing themselves. Until these elitists decide that they are good enough to mingle with the unwashed masses, I will do be forced to write unauthorized biographies.
Kor: I admit it. I tried to cheap out on you by copy-pasting a complaint generator. Who knew I would get caught. Apparently, I am too lazy and to just cut and paste the WoW intro thread I made. I sure hope Vandam doesn't post a link to THAT THREAD here. I'm still Canadian, I love beer (but not most of that piss America makes), and I have a sexy voice. Did you know that these forums used to be named after my voice? My hero is the Kool-Aid Guy. Also, I don't post much anymore, but I still lurk and lock threads. That is as long as some deadbeat ain't bogarting my monitor.
Aerox I live in CA and love red wine and got internet famous by recording a fat brit drunk off his monocle in a tub. Also, I whoop your ass from a 3-year old laptop.
Senor Tacos I am funny and uncereal and I love old-timey hats. And, I didn't have a mic forever but now I do and I can sing bass with Kor. Voted most likely to random steammessage you. Also, known to get silly with admin privileges.
Jorge Does anyone know anything about the mystery that is George? We know he liked SSMB for a month, and that he likes to win.
Eschatos I live in FL. With my hero, Jack Thompson. I play 9000 games at once, and every 30 minutes switch to a different game on a strict schedule.
Budr I'm British. and I can recite every line in Blade Runner. Also, I like the younger women. Girls really. It's a mental affliction that I caught from fapping it to the spice girls a little too much.
Spore I'm from Maine. I took credit for mortal bonkbat and the Gentleman's Fighter Club. Also, someone stole my steam ID, so if you get a random string of letters, it aint me. Also, if that fucker messages you, you better have my back. Please text him to turn himself in.
TC: GHost gets a free pass till he comes back from africa or whereever. Spotted at Pax, but has he made a post here since. IF he comes back, he can still make it to the first TC vs BALKSACKofTBAGwithBRBUMGSTFAD game.
Yashoki I started a lot of drama. But then I tried to make it right and opened up the Steam Group. Am I lurking, have I gone - you decide.
Cannibal Calvin Likes to post the same old tired ant-furry spray. thread deleted.
``sanitymask t-shirt ninja from montreal?
FLOPS whither flops.
Black Aspen Lives near Kor. Haven't seen him in a while. Did Kor dump him over niagra falls?
and the following people whom I don't know but who, for some unknown reason, added me to their friends list so I felt guilted into accepted as a friend even though they may be serial killers:
-Ashen Karshe
-Becks
-greemachine
And, lest I forget, the most golden voice/accent on the server.
-Kamikazee_Tutor
Grats to the following folks for being on my steam list and actually posting intros before I started nagging:
-Insomniainmosni
-Surf
Folks who didn't post an intro here (at first), but introduced themselves elsewhere to get Extra Credit
-TragicHero, who's job-quitting story is the best damn intro in my book. Poor fucking bastard.
-Shipero, for his unabashed love of hentai games is the scarriest damn intro in my book.
Folks who obliged my nagging.
Joel (WTF)
Stein
Scottygrayskull
HawtPawkitHero
Fail Medic Word is bond.
ConFearacy
Wedge
ReallySoftSweater
El_Fajitas has risen. He lurked for your sins, but he shall rise again.
Toilet Duck hai didn't c u thar.
Greatbacon
Evil Cheese
Vandamyguy
Mission Difficult
Versus
The Toilet Duck (SORRY MISTA)
Princess (canned) Peach(es)
negate
exanimo
J-master
Copulating Duck
Chooly!
fyre (king of weak micspam)
gee-hoff (geoff)
korkesh (fake Kor)
Luca fo Shoal
CaffeinePowered
The following barnacles fossils of this server, and forums, have gone far too long without "doing us a proper" and introducing themselves. Until these elitists decide that they are good enough to mingle with the unwashed masses, I will do be forced to write unauthorized biographies.
Kor: I admit it. I tried to cheap out on you by copy-pasting a complaint generator. Who knew I would get caught. Apparently, I am too lazy and to just cut and paste the WoW intro thread I made. I sure hope Vandam doesn't post a link to THAT THREAD here. I'm still Canadian, I love beer (but not most of that piss America makes), and I have a sexy voice. Did you know that these forums used to be named after my voice? My hero is the Kool-Aid Guy. Also, I don't post much anymore, but I still lurk and lock threads. That is as long as some deadbeat ain't bogarting my monitor.
Aerox I live in CA and love red wine and got internet famous by recording a fat brit drunk off his monocle in a tub. Also, I whoop your ass from a 3-year old laptop.
Senor Tacos I am funny and uncereal and I love old-timey hats. And, I didn't have a mic forever but now I do and I can sing bass with Kor. Voted most likely to random steammessage you. Also, known to get silly with admin privileges.
Jorge Does anyone know anything about the mystery that is George? We know he liked SSMB for a month, and that he likes to win.
Eschatos I live in FL. With my hero, Jack Thompson. I play 9000 games at once, and every 30 minutes switch to a different game on a strict schedule.
Budr I'm British. and I can recite every line in Blade Runner. Also, I like the younger women. Girls really. It's a mental affliction that I caught from fapping it to the spice girls a little too much.
Spore I'm from Maine. I took credit for mortal bonkbat and the Gentleman's Fighter Club. Also, someone stole my steam ID, so if you get a random string of letters, it aint me. Also, if that fucker messages you, you better have my back. Please text him to turn himself in.
TC: GHost gets a free pass till he comes back from africa or whereever. Spotted at Pax, but has he made a post here since. IF he comes back, he can still make it to the first TC vs BALKSACKofTBAGwithBRBUMGSTFAD game.
Yashoki I started a lot of drama. But then I tried to make it right and opened up the Steam Group. Am I lurking, have I gone - you decide.
Cannibal Calvin Likes to post the same old tired ant-furry spray. thread deleted.
``sanitymask t-shirt ninja from montreal?
FLOPS whither flops.
Black Aspen Lives near Kor. Haven't seen him in a while. Did Kor dump him over niagra falls?
and the following people whom I don't know but who, for some unknown reason, added me to their friends list so I felt guilted into accepted as a friend even though they may be serial killers:
-Ashen Karshe
-Becks
-greemachine
And, lest I forget, the most golden voice/accent on the server.
-Kamikazee_Tutor
Grats to the following folks for being on my steam list and actually posting intros before I started nagging:
-Insomniainmosni
-Surf
Folks who didn't post an intro here (at first), but introduced themselves elsewhere to get Extra Credit
-TragicHero, who's job-quitting story is the best damn intro in my book. Poor fucking bastard.
-Shipero, for his unabashed love of hentai games is the scarriest damn intro in my book.
Folks who obliged my nagging.
Joel (WTF)
Stein
Scottygrayskull
HawtPawkitHero
Fail Medic Word is bond.
ConFearacy
Wedge
ReallySoftSweater
El_Fajitas has risen. He lurked for your sins, but he shall rise again.
Toilet Duck hai didn't c u thar.
Greatbacon
Evil Cheese
Vandamyguy
Mission Difficult
Versus
The Toilet Duck (SORRY MISTA)
Princess (canned) Peach(es)
negate
exanimo
J-master
Copulating Duck
Chooly!
fyre (king of weak micspam)
gee-hoff (geoff)
korkesh (fake Kor)
Luca fo Shoal
CaffeinePowered