Be Right Back, Uninstalling

After a whole month and a half of "vacation time" it looks like yours truly will be returning to the work force.  What job is it you ask?


Temporary Mail Carrier.  Yeah its not the most glamorous job in the world but I'll be getting $19 an hour plus benefits.  Plus carrying mail isn't really the hardest job in the world.  I won't have any bosses looking over my shoulder or any annoying customers or clients nagging on me while I do my job.  Unfortunately that might mean I won't be around as much as I usually am but that shouldn't affect FNF and other major events here. 

So how about it?  Three cheers for me?

Fucking eh! Mail carrier actually doesn't sound that bad. If it's a walking route you'll get tons of exercise and fresh air. You'll even be making more money than I am at my shitty ass job.

Plus don't forget about those lonely housewives. (or so porn as led me to believe...)

you're making more than as much as my brother and his microbiology degree....

(05-29-2008, 10:37 PM)Tragic Hero link Wrote: [ -> ]I won't have any bosses looking over my shoulder or any annoying customers or clients nagging on me while I do my job.

ya no annoying customers, but now you have to deal with vicious puppies!

(05-29-2008, 10:50 PM)ScottyGrayskull link Wrote: [ -> ]Fucking eh! Mail carrier actually doesn't sound that bad. If it's a walking route you'll get tons of exercise and fresh air. You'll even be making more money than I am at my shitty ass job.

Plus don't forget about those lonely housewives. (or so porn as led me to believe...)

Thank you sir.  It will most likely be walking routes so yeah I'm looking forward to the free exercise.  And I can get a kick ass farmers tan.  At least your job you will be making the big bucks down the line if you don't go insane.

(05-29-2008, 10:57 PM)Toilet Duck link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Tragic Hero link=topic=397.msg9356#msg9356 date=1212118669]I won't have any bosses looking over my shoulder or any annoying customers or clients nagging on me while I do my job.

ya no annoying customers, but now you have to deal with vicious puppies!
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Heh, dogs aren't too big of a deal.  I've done this before as a casual carrier (3 month period of work) and through all my career i've only been bitten twice:  once by a bulldog and the other by a lab/mutt kind of dog.  The rest of the time the dogs are just happy enough to have some one come by and pet them while they are outside.

Still looking >_>

(05-29-2008, 11:21 PM)CaffeinePowered link Wrote: [ -> ]Still looking >_>

Just like all my friends who just graduated.  Job hunting is the worst chore ever...

grats tragic  its a good job

My advice to you though, get a camera.
srsly. This is a great time of the year to be capturing nature in all her beauty. then upload it to flickr

(yes i did just post that other reply about killin frogs)

(05-29-2008, 11:32 PM)Tragic Hero link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=CaffeinePowered link=topic=397.msg9365#msg9365 date=1212121290]
Still looking >_>

Just like all my friends who just graduated.  Job hunting is the worst chore ever...
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Yep, and is probably why so many people are willing to stay in a dead end job. Looking for a job is a full time job on its own, and in addition you have to balance things like interviews with not tipping your current employer off as to your intentions.

And who's to say that I haven't already gone insane. I went from a job that burned me out to 6 months of bliss to a job that's boring me to tears. :S

good luck with the post office... hehe ... the pay and the benfits sound great making more than me ...

Sweetness Tragic!

All you need is some old, petty geriatric to work alongside, and you're golden.

(05-30-2008, 04:03 PM)Kor link Wrote: [ -> ]Sweetness Tragic!

All you need is some old, petty geriatric to work alongside, and you're golden.

Hah.  Thats not even funny.  It is rather funny the type of people that try to work at the post office though.  My one year working in the summer this one dumb girl, who was about 30lbs overweight, thought it was a good idea to work in jeans.  Next thing I know I have to go and finish her route after mine because an ambulance had to get her because she "overheated".  *sigh* People...

You don't know dumb until you try to explain what a pun is for 30 minutes to some ditzy blonde chick.

She was using "no punt (spelling intentional) intended" incorrectly so I thought I might enlighten her.  Took a while just to convince her there is no T.  Then I walked through the meaning with several examples.  The bare necessities song, tune a piano but cant tuna fish ("why would you want to tune a fish?" exact quote), and finally when you call people gophers.  What did I get out of it?  Called a gopher, out of context.

(06-04-2008, 06:42 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]You don't know dumb until you try to explain what a pun is for 30 minutes to some ditzy blonde chick.

She was using "no punt (spelling intentional) intended" incorrectly so I thought I might enlighten her.  Took a while just to convince her there is no T.  Then I walked through the meaning with several examples.  The bare necessities song, tune a piano but cant tuna fish ("why would you want to tune a fish?" exact quote), and finally when you call people gophers.  What did I get out of it?  Called a gopher, out of context.

Sounds like you have the worst luck with ladies surf.

Yea at the end. she was like ohhhhhhhh, I dont get it.  And then I gave up.

(06-04-2008, 06:42 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]She was using "no punt (spelling intentional) intended" incorrectly so I thought I might enlighten her.  Took a while just to convince her there is no T.  Then I walked through the meaning with several examples.  The bare necessities song, tune a piano but cant tuna fish ("why would you want to tune a fish?" exact quote), and finally when you call people gophers.  What did I get out of it?  Called a gopher, out of context.

Point + cunt = punt. For those instances that you really need to save that extra syllable.

Once again Rummy's wisdom answers everything.

(06-04-2008, 09:06 PM)Tragic Hero link Wrote: [ -> ]Once again Rummy's wisdom answers everything.

It's because he's older than Methusalah

(06-05-2008, 06:53 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Tragic Hero link=topic=397.msg10345#msg10345 date=1212631586]
Once again Rummy's wisdom answers everything.

It's because he's older than Methusalah
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Plus he has the wisdom of Solomon?

(06-05-2008, 11:23 AM)Tragic Hero link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Surf314 link=topic=397.msg10398#msg10398 date=1212666798]
[quote author=Tragic Hero link=topic=397.msg10345#msg10345 date=1212631586]
Once again Rummy's wisdom answers everything.

It's because he's older than Methusalah
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Plus he has the wisdom of Solomon?
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And the touch of Midas? (would explain my solid gold penis)