Be Right Back, Uninstalling

MR. PINK
"Like a Virgin" is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The whole song is a metaphor for big dicks.

MR. BLUE
No it's not. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable and she's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive--

MR. PINK
--Whoa...whoa...time out Greenbay. Tell that bullshit to the tourists.

MR. PINK
It's not about a nice girl who meets a sensitive boy. Now granted that's what "True Blue" is about, no argument about that.

MR. ORANGE
Which one is "True Blue?"

NICE GUY EDDIE
You don't remember "True Blue?" That was a big ass hit for Madonna. Shit, I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue."

MR. ORANGE
Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.

MR. BROWN
I hate Madonna.

MR. BLUE
I like her early stuff. You know, "Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but once she got into her "Papa Don't Preach" phase, I don't know, I tuned out.

MR. PINK
Hey, fuck all that, I'm making a point here. You're gonna make me lose my train of thought.

MR. PINK
Where was I?

MR. ORANGE
You said "True Blue" was about a nice girl who finds a sensitive fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks.

MR. PINK
Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

MR. BLUE
How many dicks was that?

MR. WHITE
A lot.

MR. PINK
Then one day she meets a John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby. This mother fucker's like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels. Now she's gettin this serious dick action, she's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain.

MR. PINK
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now. But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like the first time. The pain is reminding a fuck machine what is was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a Virgin."

lol wut

Mr.White.

I'm the kinda guy who just sits there and listens.

Mr. Orange, because i'm really an undercover cop.

Mr Brown? Isn't that a little too close to Mr Shit?

Mr Blonde, cuz I don't exist.

I need to see this movie :-[

shit, I even rented it a couple of years ago but never put it in the DVD player.

I wanted to pick nice guy Eddie...

Mr. Blonde because im sneaky like that?

Mr. Pink sounds like he has issues with the women in his life, so him. 

(07-06-2008, 03:49 PM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: [ -> ]I wanted to pick nice guy Eddie...

I was going to put them in but I figured I'd stick to the team.

(07-06-2008, 03:22 PM)Versus link Wrote: [ -> ]I need to see this movie :-[

shit, I even rented it a couple of years ago but never put it in the DVD player.

Now, I'm really confused...........................................

what, that someone with internet access actually rented a movie?

No. What movie is it? I thought it was just Surf being "random".

(07-06-2008, 05:15 PM)fyre link Wrote: [ -> ]No. What movie is it? I thought it was just Surf being "random".

Who knows? At first, I thought he was hallucinating his Clue character talking to each other.

(07-06-2008, 05:17 PM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=fyre link=topic=757.msg19403#msg19403 date=1215382512]
No. What movie is it? I thought it was just Surf being "random".

Who knows? At first, I thought he was hallucinating his Clue character talking to each other.
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Y'know....a Clue movie could be really cool.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reservoir_d...characters

edit: fuck, spoilers, don't go there if you haven't seen the movie.

edit: now that I've mentioned spoilers, avoid this thread because probably every post after this will be people trying to spoil it.

Also the quoted scene is one of the best in the movie.  It's followed up by another great one involving Mr. Pink (I think) going on about how he doesn't believe in tipping.