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This is how this works.. everyone posts a Yo Mamma joke.. whomever gets a -1 for a shitty joke is eliminated and it just continues on.  Dont be dicks try to do this right, its pretty funny.

aaaaannnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd go.
this wont end well.
(08-06-2008, 03:37 PM)Dave link Wrote: [ -> ]this wont end well.

-1 gtfo.
fine i will start

yo momma so short.. she poses for trophies

Budr

Yo momma simply walks into Mordor.
classic budr..

yo mommas so stank.. her tampon melted
Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and a skittle popped out.
Yo momma's so fat, I'm attracted to her.

Budr

Yo momma can queef the national anthem.
Yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
yo mommas nose so big if she fell on her face she would still be standing
yo mommas a furry
(08-06-2008, 06:28 PM)Wedge link Wrote: [ -> ]yo mommas a furry
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Neonie

(08-06-2008, 06:28 PM)Wedge link Wrote: [ -> ]yo mommas a furry

Doesn't even need a punch line.
yo mommas so furry..squirrels jump out of trees to try and fuck her

rumsfald

Yo Momma is so nasty....

...even Budr won't post pictures of her twat.
Your momma is so nice that she took me to see "Dark Knight" and paid for my ticket!

Wait...I think I screwed up somewhere...
grey....

.... are you farming us for material?
Yo momma's so furry she was King Kong's stunt double. Grey actually said this ingame one time and I'm blatantly stealing it
dont steal my shit timepants you faggot.. and no crow im not lol
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