Be Right Back, Uninstalling

I don't care if it was after a break up, a parental beating, or anything, just share your sob-stories here. If you need to be drunk, go get some dranks and come back. I'll be waiting.

Edit: that wasn't really emo just dumb.....ugh I came painfully close to doing the whole John Cusack holding the radio up thing.

(09-15-2008, 08:21 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]I fell for a chick on the rebound......twice!!!!

Pro-tip they never think they are on the rebound but they are.

Also I may have married a third......

I'm on the rebound right now actually, gotta keep smacking myself across the face to keep myself from making more mistakes  ;D...
Actually I'm pretty sure my ex was on the rebound when I picked her up...

(09-15-2008, 08:23 PM)hawtpawkithero link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Surf314 link=topic=1420.msg39098#msg39098 date=1221528111]
I fell for a chick on the rebound......twice!!!!

Pro-tip they never think they are on the rebound but they are.

Also I may have married a third......

I'm on the rebound right now actually, gotta keep smacking myself across the face to keep myself from making more mistakes  ;D...
Actually I'm pretty sure my ex was on the rebound when I picked her up...
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The secret is recognizing it will/should be temporary until you know you or they are over it.  So on the off-chance you do meet an awesome chick keep her as a friend in the short-term or you will do enough dumb shit to fill this thread.

I got wicked pissed off during my sophomore year in high school during Gym, some kid decided it would be funny to play monkey in the middle with my shoe. My god damn mother fucking shoe. So I took out my key and stabbed him.

I wish I was lying.

(09-15-2008, 08:25 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=hawtpawkithero link=topic=1420.msg39099#msg39099 date=1221528201]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=1420.msg39098#msg39098 date=1221528111]
I fell for a chick on the rebound......twice!!!!

Pro-tip they never think they are on the rebound but they are.

Also I may have married a third......

I'm on the rebound right now actually, gotta keep smacking myself across the face to keep myself from making more mistakes  ;D...
Actually I'm pretty sure my ex was on the rebound when I picked her up...
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The secret is recognizing it will/should be temporary until you know you or they are over it.  So on the off-chance you do meet an awesome chick keep her as a friend in the short-term or you will do enough dumb shit to fill this thread.
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Lol I love some of the shit I made in photoshop when we first broke up.




EDIT: These are fucking embarassing... Seriously considering removing them.

I like the first one.

Junior year of High school this girl I thought I was in love with fucked my best friend behind my back (not literally).  After that I wrote a "Dramatic" e-mail to her telling her how she hurt me so bad and that I thought about killing myself because I didn't know how I could live in a world where I couldn't even trust my best friend.  Scary thing is I almost went through with it too...

How I hated High School Tragic Hero

(09-15-2008, 08:43 PM)Tragic Hero link Wrote: [ -> ]Junior year of High school this girl I thought I was in love with fucked my best friend behind my back (not literally).  After that I wrote a "Dramatic" e-mail to her telling her how she hurt me so bad and that I thought about killing myself because I didn't know how I could live in a world where I couldn't even trust my best friend.  Scary thing is I almost went through with it too...

How I hated High School Tragic Hero

< wishes he was in college already

ilu spoonsun <3

I live for the moment.  There's no time for the past.

Hm.. let's see...well when I was in grade 6/7 I had to switch schools. After being in the new school for a week, they had some stupid school dance. I already had lots of friends but I was so depressed because I missed my old friends that I went to the dance and sat in the corner of the gym and cried with my headphones in my ear playing pokemon on my GBC. 

I touched my self at night.  :'(

Hm. I really don't know...

I got teased for being fat a lot as a kid. Like all the motherfucking TIME. One kid in particular would just follow me around and keep it up all the fucking time while I practiced my "ignore them" shit. I tried chasing him around one day, I was seriously going to kill him.

Then one day some many years later he tried that shit in the schoolyard and I finally gave up; we were under the monkey bars and he was laying it on me as usual. I grabbed the bars, pulled myself up, and fucked up his kneecap with my huge boots. He couldn't play hockey for a month after. Maybe not emo, aside from the constantly being teased my whole life pretty much about being a fatty I guess.

To this day I have terrible self esteem and am constantly questioning my self worth as a human, let alone a female. Most days I just cover it up, but you know, when no one's looking, it still gets me down.

Emo, I know, but its not as bad as it sounds.

Hmmm. After my girlfriend put me through a lot of shit I'm not really up for sharing, I bought and finished a 1 liter bottle of 151 (straight, no mixes) over the course of a Friday night/Saturday morning. Oh, and liking P!ATD, FOB, LP, and probably a few other bands at some point in my life. I listen to that stuff and think it's garbage, but at some point I had myself convinced it was good stuff. That phase also showed up in my writing a LOT around that time. I'm embarrassed about some of the stuff I've written; it doesn't help that an astounding number of writers - both past and present - have had issues with drug abuse, alcoholism, and depression.

edit: My girlfriend cried earlier today because someone told her David Foster had just died. It wasn't until a few minutes later that someone clarified it was David Foster Wallace. :-[

I dyed my hair black.

Did it a few times, makes me look more serious.

Like internet serious.

(09-15-2008, 08:25 PM)Sponson link Wrote: [ -> ]I got wicked pissed off during my sophomore year in high school during Gym, some kid decided it would be funny to play monkey in the middle with my shoe. My god damn mother fucking shoe. So I took out my key and stabbed him.

I wish I was lying.

Sometimes kids deserve it, I jumped a kid after middle school let out once cause he was a dick to me for like a month running. Tackled him and landed a few punches to the back of the head. He stopped after that.

(09-15-2008, 11:31 PM)CaffeinePowered link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Sponson link=topic=1420.msg39101#msg39101 date=1221528358]
I got wicked pissed off during my sophomore year in high school during Gym, some kid decided it would be funny to play monkey in the middle with my shoe. My god damn mother fucking shoe. So I took out my key and stabbed him.

I wish I was lying.

Sometimes kids deserve it, I jumped a kid after middle school let out once cause he was a dick to me for like a month running. Tackled him and landed a few punches to the back of the head. He stopped after that.
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lul. y so srs caff? This is emo thread, not "im an internet tuff guy" thread.

(09-15-2008, 11:47 PM)CopulatingFuuuuuck link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=CaffeinePowered link=topic=1420.msg39131#msg39131 date=1221539463]
[quote author=Sponson link=topic=1420.msg39101#msg39101 date=1221528358]
I got wicked pissed off during my sophomore year in high school during Gym, some kid decided it would be funny to play monkey in the middle with my shoe. My god damn mother fucking shoe. So I took out my key and stabbed him.

I wish I was lying.

Sometimes kids deserve it, I jumped a kid after middle school let out once cause he was a dick to me for like a month running. Tackled him and landed a few punches to the back of the head. He stopped after that.
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I cant think of anything too emo that Ive done, but it was more of a response to someone saying 'poor sponson' for being picked on, but he did stab someone with a key. Kids, especially in middle school/early highschool can be complete dicks

lul. y so srs caff? This is emo thread, not "im an internet tuff guy" thread.
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(09-15-2008, 11:27 PM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ]I dyed my hair black.

Did it a few times, makes me look more serious.

Like internet serious.

I dyed my hair black once. Or really dark blue. It shimmered. I was such a badass, it was pretty long and I had it in a half-ponytail like a samurai. Or maybe a girl.