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Hi, I'm Mr.Grey.. never made one of these before so excuse me for being a bit shy

I'm 46 and I enjoy nothing more than silence and a good book while sitting next to the fireplace.  I wear bathrobes often and smoke my corncob pipe to relax myself.  I welcome strangers into my home often, I usually have a cup of hot chocolate waiting for unexpected visitors   I dabble in cooking as well, I am a fan of foreign foods   I also hang out at the local chuck-e-cheese and wait for kids (ages 5-9) to hopefully wander from their parents where I then fool them with trickery and witty behavior with the intent on kidnapping them, bringing them to my house, and raping them in the face.  I then proceed to tell them if they ever tell a living soul I will hunt them down and smile-kill them while wearing a Yosemite Sam outfit... well that's about it... please msg me if you have any questions or want to get a game of TF2 going!  I'm always up for that as well.. especially if your under the age of 13... i have a microphone...and a webcam...and vasoline.

see you on the servers!!

How are things?
Are you getting enough to eat?
Have you met a nice jewish girl yet?
I hope you are wearing that sweater I made for you, you'll catch your death of cold.  You should listen to your motha.  I was talking to Jan the other day, you remember Jan.  Well her daughter is living in your neighborhood.  Fancy that! imagine my saprise.  You should go ova and say hi.  You know I worry.

/forklempt

Being from NJ, which of the following are you?

A) Guido
B) Someone who pokes fun at Guidos

That's it. I'm calling the cops...

Is it sad that the first thing I tried to do was mentally picture you and see if you were actually 46?

Welcome to the forums old man  8)

caff..

B.

(09-16-2008, 09:54 AM)CaffeinePowered link Wrote: [ -> ]Being from NJ, which of the following are you?

A) Guido
B) Someone who pokes fun at Guidos

You've seen his pictures, the answer should be obvious.

(09-16-2008, 03:08 PM)ScottyGrayskull link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=CaffeinePowered link=topic=1423.msg39194#msg39194 date=1221576853]
Being from NJ, which of the following are you?

A) Guido
B) Someone who pokes fun at Guidos

You've seen his pictures, the answer should be obvious.
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He has self loathing it seems.

pics were old.. i despise guidos.. get over it

Hes got a new fucking haircut.

Look at his haircut

(09-16-2008, 03:15 PM)MrGrey link Wrote: [ -> ]pics were old.. i despise guidos.. get over it

Hmmm? Get over what? What do you think I was saying there, because I definitely didn't say which choice was obvious.

Oh Mr Grey... you craaaazy.

signed
-TheGhostOfTheToiletDuck

(09-17-2008, 01:43 PM)TheToiletDuck link Wrote: [ -> ]Oh Mr Grey... you craaaazy.

signed
-TheGhostOfTheToiletDuck

GASP.

(09-17-2008, 03:33 PM)TDlove-pwny- link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=TheToiletDuck link=topic=1423.msg39443#msg39443 date=1221676990]
Oh Mr Grey... you craaaazy.

signed
-TheGhostOfTheToiletDuck

GASP.
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