Be Right Back, Uninstalling

my bad.
here's some content.

Ashley Gellar.

edit: ffffno hotlinks.

(09-12-2011, 03:03 PM)Vandamguy link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=1515.msg222451#msg222451 date=1315841214]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=1515.msg222444#msg222444 date=1315828383]
Merc confirmed for having a fetish that involves him getting castrated. He's pretty fucking hardcore.

Shame it only can happen once. But let me tell you...that one time...
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I castrated a bull on the weekend.

call me.

we can discuss the pros and cons of either using a rubber band , constricting the bloodflow untill it falls off like a rotten piece of flesh , or we can get you the nut cruncher... when/if i use it on  you theres an audible crunchign noise. then you drop to your knees.

ill record it too at no extra charge.
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Well I'll be. I thought I would be the only one on BrB that had experience castrating bulls. You take off the horns too? Those sons of bitches bleed for eternity.

Can we get back to the pokemon police officer innuendos? I like those. They don't make me cringe for my manhood.



Better send Officer Jenny to investigate my local disturbance. I'd let her catch me right left red handed.

(09-13-2011, 02:54 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [ -> ]Can we get back to the pokemon police officer innuendos?

only if  you provide some rule 34 content , hot chicks thread is meant for the t&a. not running jokes like longest thread.

I might sort through this 25GB (yes 25GB .tar of jpg's) archive of pics I downloaded to find a lot of non-nudes, I might not.

Until I maybe do that;

For some reason when you posted those I thought they were myspace style shots of yourself.

So someone just offered you guys the experience to castrate a bull and you thought "that sounds fun/interesting/sexual/versustastic"?

(09-13-2011, 04:59 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [ -> ]So someone just offered you guys the experience to castrate a bull and you thought "that sounds fun/interesting/sexual/versustastic"?

I actually would have had the chance as well, if I ever felt like asking for it. I grew up on a cattle farm and I've seen all kinds of crap. Surely this happened and I just happened not to see it.

Seen calves being born naturally, seen them have to be pulled with a hitch to be born, seen my dad (and my mom too actually) go elbow deep in cow vagina to pull out a stillborn calf that had been clearly dead for a long time.
I've seen cows die while waiting for the vet to come, seen diseases, mothers kill and maim their babies,  fights, seen the skin of a dead calf stretched over and tied to a living calf to try and get the mother to accept it as her own, bla bla bla.

It happens bro!

(09-13-2011, 05:13 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=matter11 link=topic=1515.msg222621#msg222621 date=1315951195]
So someone just offered you guys the experience to castrate a bull and you thought "that sounds fun/interesting/sexual/versustastic"?

seen the skin of a dead calf stretched over and tied to a living calf to try and get the mother to accept it as her own, bla bla bla.

It happens bro!
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beyond brutal

(09-13-2011, 05:52 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=1515.msg222624#msg222624 date=1315951987]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=1515.msg222621#msg222621 date=1315951195]
So someone just offered you guys the experience to castrate a bull and you thought "that sounds fun/interesting/sexual/versustastic"?

seen the skin of a dead calf stretched over and tied to a living calf to try and get the mother to accept it as her own, bla bla bla.

It happens bro!
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beyond brutal
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Welcome to farm life. On the bright side: Free unpasturized milk! It's the best chocolate milk you'll ever have.

WHY IS THIS DISCUSSION IN THIS THREAD


I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN WE WERE ARGUING ABOUT IMPLANTS

(09-14-2011, 12:33 PM)k0ala link Wrote: [ -> ]http://gawker.com/5840230/scarlett-johan...ked-photos

kinda gay when you link the news but not the pictures in my thread.
*points at the member group*

Meh.  Overrated

She's famous but can't afford a phone that takes good pictures?  ???

Seriously my phone has a better camera than that.

(09-14-2011, 04:49 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [ -> ]She's famous but can't afford a phone that takes good pictures?  ???

Seriously my phone has a better camera than that.

NEEDS ADEQUATE LIGHTING

(09-14-2011, 05:38 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=1515.msg222721#msg222721 date=1316036945]
She's famous but can't afford a phone that takes good pictures?  ???

Seriously my phone has a better camera than that.

NEEDS ADEQUATE LIGHTING


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And larger breasts.

someone needs to save that pikachu trapped under her nightstand.

Anyone have links to any of the pics of the other celebs?

actually those breasts look quite nice although the angle is god damn weird