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Last night, these girls from the other dorm came over and started drinking Jaegermeister because they couldn't drink in theirs because their RA's actually check up on people (Im in a small school of like, 400 kids).
So I had two shots, wasn't bad (its my first time drinking alcohol actually), and so apparently I have the Asian Flush.
So this one chick doesn't know her limit and drinks like 8 shots in 5 minutes, she's like 5' 6" and 115 lbs, and she starts puking everywhere and shit and everyone's worried.
They spend the next 4 hours tending to her while she pukes. I make scallion pancakes and tea for them. MY scallion pancakes and tea.

Fuck, one of them offered to get mcdonalds and I paid her and she went and got mcdonalds but never came back and I never got my fucking mcdonalds.

What the fuck should I do? I'm really angry at the girls for this crap, they left and didn't even clean their shit up, they brought their problems here and left their problems here. I now need to laundry bedsheets and pillows and shit.

I just want to play CoD4.

Welcome to university, shit like this happens, especially to freshmen



I suspect you smited me because you thought I insulted you, I was referencing people getting stupid drunk and puking, not necessarily all over people's stuff.

Don't feel too bad though, Ive had to clean up puke and piss before...you dont want to mix those together..

I assume you didn't even get anything from those girls to compensate?

(11-15-2008, 01:31 PM)Sponson link Wrote: [ -> ]I just want to play Halo 3.

fixed

(11-15-2008, 01:32 PM)CaffeinePowered link Wrote: [ -> ]Welcome to university, shit like this happens, especially to freshmen

Only if you let it. MTFU IMO.

(11-15-2008, 01:31 PM)Sponson link Wrote: [ -> ]Last night, these girls from the other dorm came over and started drinking Jaegermeister because they couldn't drink in theirs because their RA's actually check up on people (Im in a small school of like, 400 kids).
So I had two shots, wasn't bad (its my first time drinking alcohol actually), and so apparently I have the Asian Flush.
So this one chick doesn't know her limit and drinks like 8 shots in 5 minutes, she's like 5' 6" and 115 lbs, and she starts puking everywhere and shit and everyone's worried.
They spend the next 4 hours tending to her while she pukes. I make scallion pancakes and tea for them. MY scallion pancakes and tea.

Fuck, one of them offered to get mcdonalds and I paid her and she went and got mcdonalds but never came back and I never got my fucking mcdonalds.

What the fuck should I do? I'm really angry at the girls for this crap, they left and didn't even clean their shit up, they brought their problems here and left their problems here. I now need to laundry bedsheets and pillows and shit.

I just want to play CoD4.

Sucks they just bailed on you but you now you have the opportunity to talk about how said girl just throws up everytime she drinks.  Kids at university love to rag on the drunk chick who throws up so it will bother her being labeled the throw up girl on campus.  Doesn't quite balance out but it should provide a small reward.

lol, indeed MTFU... I agree with Budr...

MTFU, then bang those bitches.

You're entitled to it.

did someone say korean scallion pancakes? from scratch? in a dorm?

When you all were drinking, did you show any of the girls the erotic art you draw?

On second thought, the last time a Korean manned the fuck up, this happened:

(11-15-2008, 05:18 PM)peaches link Wrote: [ -> ]On second thought, the last time a Korean manned the fuck up, this happened:

Too soon peaches :p

(11-15-2008, 05:26 PM)Tragic Hero link Wrote: [ -> ]Too soon peaches :p

Nevar

Let this be a lesson, never be nice to people unless you can trust them to either not act like immature retards and puke on your shit or actually appreciate what you do.

University has a lot of flakes and if you let yourself get burned to much you'll just get bitter and take it out on some decent people later.  Just do what I did be polite but skeptical as shit until you know the people you meet and don't set yourself up to get burned.

Final point.....absolutely no matter what you think or anyone else tells you.  And no matter what amazing reasons for.  Never ever host the party at your place.  All you get is a bunch of crap to clean up a chance at having your stuff stolen and no privacy if you get a chance to get laid.  Let someone else host it and then take a chick back to your place if you get the chance.  Then be busy when your friend asks you to clean.  Trust me I had good friends I had to help figure out how to patch a wall because they had a party and someone came and put a hole in their wall.  Also their floors were almost black somehow.  Other friends hosted one and they ended up with fines for noise violations.

(11-15-2008, 01:31 PM)Sponson link Wrote: [ -> ]400 kids

That's small. Where are you at, if you don't mind me asking?

Your first mistake was drinking Jagermeister.

Your first mistake:

Try to be nice to those girls. If they want to have something with you, that means they've wanted with 100 guys.... That day.
their vaginas must be so open wide that even your fist would fit without any problem :3.

And yes, that happens a lot, just like caff said.  I remember one i was on class and a classmate came, all drunk and naked, then he pissed on his desk and started puking all over. We never saw him again :<

(11-15-2008, 05:58 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]University has a lot of flakes and if you let yourself get burned to much you'll just get bitter and take it out on some decent people later. 

My point exactly. Just in a very roundabout way. ; )

(11-15-2008, 10:07 PM)Vongore link Wrote: [ -> ]Try to be nice to those girls. If they want to have something with you, that means they've wanted with 100 guys.... That day.
their vaginas must be so open wide that even your fist would fit without any problem :3.

I just love how the most matter-of-fact words come from foreign English speakers.

(11-15-2008, 01:32 PM)CaffeinePowered link Wrote: [ -> ]Welcome to university, shit like this happens, especially to freshmen



I suspect you smited me because you thought I insulted you, I was referencing people getting stupid drunk and puking, not necessarily all over people's stuff.

Don't feel too bad though, Ive had to clean up puke and piss before...you dont want to mix those together..

I didn't smite you, at all.

(11-15-2008, 06:47 PM)fyre link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Sponson link=topic=1785.msg49809#msg49809 date=1226773873]
400 kids

That's small. Where are you at, if you don't mind me asking?
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MECA, Maine College of Art in Portland, Maine.

(11-15-2008, 10:07 PM)Vongore link Wrote: [ -> ]that means they've wanted with 100 guys.... That day.
their vaginas must be so open wide that even your fist would fit without any problem :3.

Science says no.

(11-15-2008, 10:07 PM)Vongore link Wrote: [ -> ]Your first mistake:

Try to be nice to those girls. If they want to have something with you, that means they've wanted with 100 guys.... That day.
their vaginas must be so open wide that even your fist would fit without any problem :3.

And yes, that happens a lot, just like caff said.  I remember one i was on class and a classmate came, all drunk and naked, then he pissed on his desk and started puking all over. He never saw him again :<

Don't you just love Vongore?

(11-16-2008, 04:56 AM)Arnies Right Bicep link Wrote: [ -> ]Science says no.

But the internet says yes.