Â
Just sit right back, and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a man from Holland
Who got piss drunk in irc one night
And said a Boston trip would be grand
a Boston trip would be grand
The mate was a mighty sailing man,
He was also the skipper, brave and sure.
He was also a sysadmin, and a programmer
Lazy Americans have one job, while he had three or four.
he had three or four.
The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for his hacked Garmin Nuvi,
Das Boot would be lost, Das Boot would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore of good ole' W Bush
 With Gilligan (obviously Peaches by his pictures)
 The Skipper too (Broonor, shave the beard and you got the part),
 The millionaire and his wife (Surfton Howell the 314th),
 The movie star (Ceceil pls)
 The professor and Mary Ann (Hek and Luin),
Here on BRBu Isle.
So this is the tale of the castways....
fuck, got to go to work, someone else finish it.