-fell 10ft of a shed and landed on some ice.
-bought 40litres of diet coke and had a "coke fight".
-first time drinking went on snowmobile and fucked up some old people.
-jumped onto a nail.
-threw a propane tank into a fire.
-flooded the local pool and got kicked out for a year.
I hope this made you laugh. If anyone has any similar* experiences they would care to share go ahead and post them!
Ate dog food when I was about 5.
That's it.
Had sex with my girlfriend, on her room while all her family was on the first floor. We thought a Desk would work , by putting it on the doir:3, but when her brothers tried to get in the room, they broke the handle. Lucky for us we were putting our clothes so they didn't noticed, but until today they keep on asking us why did we put the Desk on the door..
aaaah, we were young and stupid (this was last year, both 18 <3)
(11-23-2008, 10:12 PM)The Grand Pope of Karthology link Wrote: [ -> ]Ate dog food when I was about 5.
last year?
(11-23-2008, 09:54 PM)ThunderStain link Wrote: [ -> ]fucked up some old people...I hope this made you laugh.
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(11-23-2008, 10:42 PM)fyre link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=ThunderStain link=topic=1836.msg51059#msg51059 date=1227495286]
fucked up some old people...I hope this made you laugh.
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old people porn
[bad picture you cant unsee]
Fireworks fight
Trying to dive headfirst down a bowling alley
Getting pushed around in a shopping cart in 10 degree weather in the rain while camping out for a Wii overnight
Pretty much any time I hang out with Blues.
I was stuck in the front of the theater for an opening night showing of Lord of the Rings awhile back; my friend had bought me a huge coke and partway through the movie I really had to pee. My only way out was to jump over my seat to get to the main aisle behind me; as I did so, standing up in front of everyone when the screen was playing just a scenery shot I clearly spilled my drink all over my crotch.
EVERYONE LAUGHED.
Also, going up on stage to receive a reward in grade school, I tripped in front of everyone on the stairs up.
ive got so drunk that:
i pooped in my mates bath
i started a fight with a tree
i started a fight with a sign
i started a fight with a bouncer
i slept outside
lulz @ throwing a propane tank into a fire... that is without a doubt NOT smart... Can't say i didnt have a nice share of fire fun as a kid though.Â
One time we were using a wd40 can for a flame thrower and it was pretty much empty...so we covered in the remains of the can and lit it... nothing was happening so we had the brilliant idea of tossing an axe onto it. we missed a few times, so instead of tossing I ran by and dropped the axe as I passed, needless to say it made a REALLY loud boom and shot about 100 feet in another direction. (we decided it wasn't really a good idea to try that one again)
though that WAS before I got the cops at my door for burning down an acre or 2 of woods....whoops =\ (luckily it was private property and we knewe the owners so there were no charges haha)
oh and the first time i got really drunk was the night before my math final, I woke up and was still pretty tipsy (got an A anyway though...)
(11-23-2008, 10:42 PM)fyre link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=ThunderStain link=topic=1836.msg51059#msg51059 date=1227495286]
fucked up some old people...I hope this made you laugh.
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yeah they were ahead of us and told us to go ahead but being drunk and all we hit them. I flew over the handlebars INTO one of the old guys. My snowmobile flipped and rolled into another person. Another friend talked it over with the old guys while i lay down for a bit. When i woke up everything was "cool beans" and we went and got drunk again. I think i was 13
Yeah savage we've had some fun with wd-40 before. We burned a bunch of tennis balls in a 5ft sq tree house and didn't realize it but we were inhaling fumes (toxic?) and were getting headaches.
Roman Candle Fight
Cutting toward myself whilst whittling a stick for a marshmallow roast
Shot a few people near point blank with a paintball gun
Clogged some toilets in middle-school
Talked smack about some fat chick that was standing right behind me while I was blasted out of my mind
Attempted to cram SD memory into an EDO slot, pushed so hard I bent the mother board enough that it came into contact with carpeting
(11-23-2008, 10:16 PM)Vongore link Wrote: [ -> ]Had sex with my girlfriend, on her room while all her family was on the first floor. We thought a Desk would work , by putting it on the doir:3, but when her brothers tried to get in the room, they broke the handle. Lucky for us we were putting our clothes so they didn't noticed, but until today they keep on asking us why did we put the Desk on the door..
aaaah, we were young and stupid (this was last year, both 18 <3)
lawl.
I got some stories, but they aren't going in this forum.
(11-24-2008, 01:28 PM)cbre88x link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Vongore link=topic=1836.msg51064#msg51064 date=1227496566]
Had sex with my girlfriend, on her room while all her family was on the first floor. We thought a Desk would work , by putting it on the doir:3, but when her brothers tried to get in the room, they broke the handle. Lucky for us we were putting our clothes so they didn't noticed, but until today they keep on asking us why did we put the Desk on the door..
aaaah, we were young and stupid (this was last year, both 18 <3)
lawl.
I got some stories, but they aren't going in this forum.
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(11-24-2008, 03:21 PM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=cbre88x link=topic=1836.msg51102#msg51102 date=1227551303]
[quote author=Vongore link=topic=1836.msg51064#msg51064 date=1227496566]
Had sex with my girlfriend, on her room while all her family was on the first floor. We thought a Desk would work , by putting it on the doir:3, but when her brothers tried to get in the room, they broke the handle. Lucky for us we were putting our clothes so they didn't noticed, but until today they keep on asking us why did we put the Desk on the door..
aaaah, we were young and stupid (this was last year, both 18 <3)
lawl.
I got some stories, but they aren't going in this forum.
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Don't be pussies >:0
(11-24-2008, 04:09 PM)Vongore link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=1836.msg51112#msg51112 date=1227558097]
[quote author=cbre88x link=topic=1836.msg51102#msg51102 date=1227551303]
[quote author=Vongore link=topic=1836.msg51064#msg51064 date=1227496566]
Had sex with my girlfriend, on her room while all her family was on the first floor. We thought a Desk would work , by putting it on the doir:3, but when her brothers tried to get in the room, they broke the handle. Lucky for us we were putting our clothes so they didn't noticed, but until today they keep on asking us why did we put the Desk on the door..
aaaah, we were young and stupid (this was last year, both 18 <3)
lawl.
I got some stories, but they aren't going in this forum.
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Don't be pussies >:0
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I agree, unless its criminal, just embarrassing is fine...this forum is private from google spiders anyway
Once I murdered an entire family.
(11-23-2008, 11:06 PM)Honest link Wrote: [ -> ]Fireworks fight
(11-24-2008, 01:20 PM)CaffeinePowered link Wrote: [ -> ]Roman Candle Fight
I lol'd. Also, I want to do this again some time.
Also dear god I don't even know where to start. So I'll leave you with the one I remember the most.
Doing 85 in a 35 in a minivan at like 2am and getting pulled over by I think 8 cop cars. It was awesome.
(11-24-2008, 06:17 PM)Blues link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Honest link=topic=1836.msg51075#msg51075 date=1227499611]
Fireworks fight
(11-24-2008, 01:20 PM)CaffeinePowered link Wrote: [ -> ]Roman Candle Fight
I lol'd. Also, I want to do this again some time.
Also dear god I don't even know where to start. So I'll leave you with the one I remember the most.
Doing 85 in a 35 in a minivan at like 2am and getting pulled over by I think 8 cop cars. It was awesome.
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Awesome for you. I had to wait outside a fucking Checkers for an hour and a half in the cold with Kyle Mike and Rims.
...Ok it was still pretty awesome. Also related to
(11-23-2008, 11:06 PM)Honest link Wrote: [ -> ]Pretty much any time I hang out with Blues.
I've never done anything dangerous, illegal*, or rednecky enough for this thread. I feel unAmerican.
*Except when I refused to register for the Selective Service for six months, until I realized my college wouldn't pay off on my scholarship. >
