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Bought a new tv. Placed it on the stand. It's not level. Help. Please.

(12-22-2008, 03:30 PM)fyre link Wrote: [ -> ]Bought a new tv. Placed it on the stand. It's not level. Help. Please.

Put a folded piece of paper under one corner.

(12-22-2008, 03:35 PM)ScottyGrayskull link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=fyre link=topic=2044.msg57553#msg57553 date=1229977814]
Bought a new tv. Placed it on the stand. It's not level. Help. Please.

Put a folded piece of paper under one corner.
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Your solution is disturbingly low-tech. I will try it.

What TV? Not that I can help, just curious.

you will know it is level when you sit on it and the drool comes out both sides of your mouth.

Your house is obviously not level, this is the major source of the problem.

You need a new house, one that was made level.

Gravity causes TVs to wobble.  Move to the ISS.  Bring straps.

I retract my previous advise. Your TV and house are both level, you are not.
Place folded paper under your foot until the problem is solved.

lol @ everyone

@ budr This one


Samsung support said the stand might be defective. They are sending a new one.

Samsung is full of shit, fyre ask your parents why you weren't born level.

get on my level

8)

Yell really loud at the TV stand.

kick the shit out of it before you give it them back

fuckers sending you faulty shit

try and get a dog to shit on it to, to it stinks up the van they take it back in.

(12-22-2008, 08:52 PM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ]Your house is obviously not level, this is the major source of the problem.

You need a new house, one that was made level.

Or just put a wedge of paper under a corner of your house.

Shove off the yoke of capitalism!  You need not add possessions to gain balance in your life!  Why horde folded paper when the starving masses should all have their piece of folded paper?  Take your piece of paper that you would jealously and wrongfully fold for yourself and divide it amongst all those you know, so that all might share in the paper bounty!  To gain balance you must not add, but subtract!  Through the use of your own hands you will level the stand!  And through that manual labor you will gain insight and peace!  Work shall set you free!

I don't think his parents were level to begin with. They allowed to bring an unleveled son into this cruel terrible world. Did they ever bother to take a levelness test? No. Now their son has the terrible disease. It's sad he'll have to live his whole life on paper now.

(12-29-2008, 11:50 AM)A. Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]Shove off the yoke of capitalism!  You need not add possessions to gain balance in your life!  Why horde folded paper when the starving masses should all have their piece of folded paper?  Take your piece of paper that you would jealously and wrongfully fold for yourself and divide it amongst all those you know, so that all might share in the paper bounty!  To gain balance you must not add, but subtract!  Through the use of your own hands you will level the stand!  And through that manual labor you will gain insight and peace!  Work shall set you free!

+1

(12-29-2008, 12:02 PM)cbre88x link Wrote: [ -> ]I don't think his parents were level to begin with. They allowed to bring an unleveled son into this cruel terrible world. Did they ever bother to take a levelness test? No. Now their son has the terrible disease. It's sad he'll have to live his whole life on paper now.

QFMFT

I use a nike sportsbench for my tv stand, ghetto fixes ftw?