Be Right Back, Uninstalling

i found a little site where you type in a screen name and chat with someone.
I chatted witht he spy today.

Spy: Gentlemen?
Kata: SPAH SAPPIN MAH SENTRY
Spy: Shall we?
Spy: Oh dear, I've made quite a mess.
Spy: Sorry to 'pop-in' unannounced.
Kata: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THAT DARN THING
Kata: Yeeee-Haw!
Spy: My pleasure.
Spy: Come stand on the point you imbecile!
Spy: I must be dreaming!
Kata: MAGGOTS
Spy: I appear to have burst into flames.
Kata: Huddah Duddah huh
Spy: I murdered your toys as well.
Kata: Thanks for standin still wanker
Spy: This will be the last time you see me.

Link:  http://www.anicechat.net/

I can't get past hello without getting creeped out. Chatting with random strangers is not for me.

HA!

Freeman: ...
Freeman: *waves*
Luin: Ah ha, I hope it's gordon freeman, though he doesn't say much
Luin: *waves*
Luin: i may be right.
Freeman: ...
Freeman: ^_^
Luin: Well good to meet you, I think you do excellent work.
Freeman: 9)_(6
Freeman: ...
Freeman: *handshake*
Freeman: *unzips pants*
Luin: It must be tough, running around in that HEV suit all the time.
Luin: Oh? You won't even check my sex first?
Freeman: *takes off shirt*
Freeman: *takes off underwear8
Freeman: ?
Luin: Oh, Mr. Freeman; no wonder you're always so quiet. That would take ANYone's breath away
Freeman: *points to penis*

Geoff: YAO
ColTrain: Geoff!
ColTrain: Did you ever play Guild Wars?
Geoff: NO SUCKA THATS FOR ANUS MUCHAS
ColTrain: fuck
ColTrain: I'm looking for  a Geoff
ColTrain: That played Guild Wars.
Geoff: YOU WOULD HAVE IDEAL SEARCHING CONDITIONS IN MY PANTS
Geoff: MY PANTS
Geoff: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAH

silence

The guy I talked to was BEAST and he was a beast at gokarts. He also linked me to the trippiest video I've ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3S3Txsl2...annel_page

My fail attempt

Rabies: Hello
Mathieu: Hi.
Rabies: Are you interested in becoming a scientologist?
Mathieu: I'm not interested in becoming a member of any religion.
Mathieu: Because they are all stupid bullshit to get your money, and your obedience.
Rabies: But scientology isn't all about money
Rabies: You see, scientology is the idea that comes from L. Ron Hubbard, the "true" jesus.
Rabies: Or so I think
Mathieu: Jesus was but a man, just a Rabbi.
Mathieu: There is no Messiah.
Mathieu: There are no god's.
Rabies: But there is. When you convert, you will see the truth.
Mathieu: The bodies of mankind are not inhabited by alien ghosts.
Rabies: Psycholists are the enbodiment of evil.
Mathieu: When you do things wrong, it's your own fault, not that of that Xenu fuck.
Rabies: I agree, Xenu is an evil.
Mathieu: Religion is just an attempt of people to blame their wrongdoings on an outside force.
Rabies: He forces us to deal with these evil spirits.
Mathieu: When in fact the problems mankind has to deal with are through their own fault.
Mathieu: And it is only through mankinds own actions that they can right their wrongs, and improve their species.
Rabies: I agree, but in order to be fully enlighten, scientology has to be the answer.

hatteh: hi
haddaway: WHAT IS LOVE?
hatteh: you from FP?
hatteh: BABY DON'T HURT ME!!
haddaway: DONT HURT ME
hatteh: NO MOAR!!!
haddaway: WHAT IS LVOE
hatteh: /facepalm

im gonna see how far i can get with this.

Joseph: hi
haddaway: WHAT IS LOVE
Joseph: baby don't hurt me
haddaway: dont hurt me
Joseph: no more
haddaway: whooahaoahhwhoaahwoahhah
Joseph: sup bro
haddaway: thanks man
haddaway: i needed this.
Joseph: no porbs

haddaway: WHAT IS LOVE
Chxn: Baby, don't hurt me
haddaway: dont hurt me
Chxn: No more
haddaway:
Chxn: That's all I know
haddaway: you did well

i need a new song.

wimbaway: in the jungle
hatteh: tarzan hit a tree
wimbaway: im sorry, the line we were looking for was the mighty jungle

yeah this song doesnt work at all.

(01-02-2009, 01:25 AM)If-I-Die-Its-Lag link Wrote: [ -> ]My fail attempt

Rabies: Hello
Mathieu: Hi.
Rabies: Are you interested in becoming a scientologist?
Mathieu: I'm not interested in becoming a member of any religion.
Mathieu: Because they are all stupid bullshit to get your money, and your obedience.
Rabies: But scientology isn't all about money
Rabies: You see, scientology is the idea that comes from L. Ron Hubbard, the "true" jesus.
Rabies: Or so I think
Mathieu: Jesus was but a man, just a Rabbi.
Mathieu: There is no Messiah.
Mathieu: There are no god's.
Rabies: But there is. When you convert, you will see the truth.
Mathieu: The bodies of mankind are not inhabited by alien ghosts.
Rabies: Psycholists are the enbodiment of evil.
Mathieu: When you do things wrong, it's your own fault, not that of that Xenu fuck.
Rabies: I agree, Xenu is an evil.
Mathieu: Religion is just an attempt of people to blame their wrongdoings on an outside force.
Rabies: He forces us to deal with these evil spirits.
Mathieu: When in fact the problems mankind has to deal with are through their own fault.
Mathieu: And it is only through mankinds own actions that they can right their wrongs, and improve their species.
Rabies: I agree, but in order to be fully enlighten, scientology has to be the answer.

Which one was you...

(01-02-2009, 09:58 AM)Eschatos link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=If-I-Die-Its-Lag link=topic=2109.msg59737#msg59737 date=1230877519]
My fail attempt

Rabies: Hello
Mathieu: Hi.
Rabies: Are you interested in becoming a scientologist?
Mathieu: I'm not interested in becoming a member of any religion.
Mathieu: Because they are all stupid bullshit to get your money, and your obedience.
Rabies: But scientology isn't all about money
Rabies: You see, scientology is the idea that comes from L. Ron Hubbard, the "true" jesus.
Rabies: Or so I think
Mathieu: Jesus was but a man, just a Rabbi.
Mathieu: There is no Messiah.
Mathieu: There are no god's.
Rabies: But there is. When you convert, you will see the truth.
Mathieu: The bodies of mankind are not inhabited by alien ghosts.
Rabies: Psycholists are the enbodiment of evil.
Mathieu: When you do things wrong, it's your own fault, not that of that Xenu fuck.
Rabies: I agree, Xenu is an evil.
Mathieu: Religion is just an attempt of people to blame their wrongdoings on an outside force.
Rabies: He forces us to deal with these evil spirits.
Mathieu: When in fact the problems mankind has to deal with are through their own fault.
Mathieu: And it is only through mankinds own actions that they can right their wrongs, and improve their species.
Rabies: I agree, but in order to be fully enlighten, scientology has to be the answer.

Which one was you...
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I talked to that Mathieu guy :o

(01-02-2009, 09:58 AM)Eschatos link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=If-I-Die-Its-Lag link=topic=2109.msg59737#msg59737 date=1230877519]
My fail attempt

Rabies: Hello
Mathieu: Hi.
Rabies: Are you interested in becoming a scientologist?
Mathieu: I'm not interested in becoming a member of any religion.
Mathieu: Because they are all stupid bullshit to get your money, and your obedience.
Rabies: But scientology isn't all about money
Rabies: You see, scientology is the idea that comes from L. Ron Hubbard, the "true" jesus.
Rabies: Or so I think
Mathieu: Jesus was but a man, just a Rabbi.
Mathieu: There is no Messiah.
Mathieu: There are no god's.
Rabies: But there is. When you convert, you will see the truth.
Mathieu: The bodies of mankind are not inhabited by alien ghosts.
Rabies: Psycholists are the enbodiment of evil.
Mathieu: When you do things wrong, it's your own fault, not that of that Xenu fuck.
Rabies: I agree, Xenu is an evil.
Mathieu: Religion is just an attempt of people to blame their wrongdoings on an outside force.
Rabies: He forces us to deal with these evil spirits.
Mathieu: When in fact the problems mankind has to deal with are through their own fault.
Mathieu: And it is only through mankinds own actions that they can right their wrongs, and improve their species.
Rabies: I agree, but in order to be fully enlighten, scientology has to be the answer.

Which one was you...
[/quote]

Rabies. It was too embarrassing during the time.

First attempt [Im Lemur. obviously >.>]

crackers: hey sup lemur
Lemur: Nothin
crackers: tru that
crackers: you want to play in my band?
Lemur: What sort of band would this be?
crackers: a good one
Lemur: I don't think one could call it that if you're still looking for members o.o
crackers: well it depends how good you are
crackers: you could ruin our band
crackers: i'll give you another shot though
Lemur: And that depends on what kind of band it would be, for I cannot tell how good I would be for a band of unknown genre
crackers: audition starts now
crackers: question 1. what is the best band ever?
Lemur: AC/DC, hands down.
crackers: Audition over, you just lost
Lemur: Well darn
crackers: shame
Lemur: All my hopes and dreams crushed
crackers: you could have been the best

My first attempt:

Jamey:3: The Federal bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP of its participants due to potential violations of US law. Fed number 2355574. Your IP address has been entered into our databases and may be sent to child protection servicces. Please wait while memory reference no. 90647674 is entered into our database.

*Lost connection with Jamey:3

I like how services is spelled wrong.

Apparently, I spoke with God.

god: FUCK YOU LAG
god: YOU RUIN EVERYONES DAY
god: SDFLSDJFSDFk
LAG: What?
god: *deletes*
LAG: You're god!
god: Yeah
god: Your now deleted.
LAG: So everyone hates you
god: Yes
god: But its ok, because they are all going to hell.
LAG: And I made your powers lag, too.
god: NO YOUR HAVE BEEN ARE DELETEDED

It was an enlightening experience.

"Chatting with [insert name here].
(ME)The Game: You just lost The Game.
The Game: How do you feel?
You have lost connection with [insert name here]."


BEST. THING. EVER.

(01-02-2009, 06:41 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: [ -> ]"Chatting with [insert name here].
(ME)The Game: You just lost The Game.
The Game: How do you feel?
You have lost connection with [insert name here]."


BEST. THING. EVER.

i stole your idea, and then this happened

13/F/CA: hii
The Game: hi
13/F/CA: how are you
The Game: pretty good
The Game: how about you
13/F/CA: im fine
13/F/CA: it's just that you smel like a nigger

And then I got that same person about thirty times in a row after that.

And then this happened



And then this happened