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1) ass hair
not the shit on the cheek, the unreasonably long and tangled hair that covers the hole, if you needed proof there was a god, and hes punishing us for whatever this is it.

2) twats that put '*stupid fucking name* studios' infront of music videos on youtube
I was watching Blue monday by New Order, and find a video and for the first 3 seconds i get this:

FUCK YOU EARTH PRODUCTIONS
I dont know much but i know you DIDNT FUCKING PRODUCE THIS
GO HOME AND DIE!

3) the moomins

4) Budr

5) Names for thing that dont need names
fuck social grouping, lets jsut say i hate everyone who puts a title in their god damn myspace/youtube/msn account name

examples:

x_xEmoForlyfX_X
guitarplayerwithskill!
Gothqueen1985 ( yeah that makes her like fucking 23 or some shit, grow up.)
Footballcrazy523
Indyrockernine

grr.

6) facebook groups

7) petitions
they dont work, at most they piss me off cause i have to wade through tonnes of email shit to get to actual emails from friend,
i CLEARLY do not give a shit about road tax in newcastle, and neither does gordon brown, you know how long it would take him to delete a petition email?

oh wait his secretary will do that for him.

8 ) Youtube commenters, also this icon 8)

9) people under 20 with moustaches.

10) people under 60 with moustaches.

11) people who wear berets

12) people who wear tiny scarves inside

13) people who wear waistcoats on informal occassions

14) people who wear waistcoats.
ever

15) anyone under the age of 9

16) that last drink in a can that you can feel and hear but will never come out

17) people who make lists.

(01-07-2009, 04:23 PM)Dëiv link Wrote: [ -> ]1) ass hair
not the shit on the cheek, the unreasonably long and tangled hair that covers the hole, if you needed proof there was a god, and hes punishing us for whatever this is it.

Seriously I have 2 less wisdom teeth thanks to evolution, why do I still have ass hair?  It's like designed to catch toilet paper.

I have enough room in my mouth for my wisdom teeth to grow in normally. ;D

ASS HAIR

haha, dickface.jpg

(01-07-2009, 04:23 PM)Dëiv link Wrote: [ -> ]1) ass hair
not the shit on the cheek, the unreasonably long and tangled hair that covers the hole, if you needed proof there was a god, and hes punishing us for whatever this is it.

That's why people groom my good man. Either shaving, plucking, waxing, or those hair removal creams... as long as they keep that mess to a minimum.

Quote:5) Names for thing that dont need names
fuck social grouping, lets jsut say i hate everyone who puts a title in their god damn myspace/youtube/msn account name

examples:

x_xEmoForlyfX_X
guitarplayerwithskill!
Gothqueen1985 ( yeah that makes her like fucking 23 or some shit, grow up.)
Footballcrazy523
Indyrockernine

Or... DaveAwesome?

(01-07-2009, 04:47 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dëiv link=topic=2128.msg60565#msg60565 date=1231363415]
1) ass hair
not the shit on the cheek, the unreasonably long and tangled hair that covers the hole, if you needed proof there was a god, and hes punishing us for whatever this is it.

Seriously I have 2 less wisdom teeth thanks to evolution, why do I still have ass hair?  It's like designed to catch toilet paper.
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Apparently ass hair has a function... iirc it's supposed to help absorb sweat, and all sorts of other lovely smells and secretions that come out of that area.

However I can say that if you remove ass hair the quality of your farts will vastly increase as there is no hair to muffle it. Pure unadulterated fart! ^_^

(01-07-2009, 07:36 PM)ScottyGrayskull link Wrote: [ -> ]That's why people groom my good man. Either shaving, plucking, waxing, or those hair removal creams... as long as they keep that mess to a minimum.

Interesting. I semi-regularly Veet my balls but I'd never thought of trying this.

(01-07-2009, 04:23 PM)Dëiv link Wrote: [ -> ]9) people under 20 with moustaches.

10) people under 60 with moustaches.

Jealous much?

(01-07-2009, 07:41 PM)Arnies Right Bicep link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=ScottyGrayskull link=topic=2128.msg60602#msg60602 date=1231375011]
That's why people groom my good man. Either shaving, plucking, waxing, or those hair removal creams... as long as they keep that mess to a minimum.

Interesting. I semi-regularly Veet my balls but I'd never thought of trying this.
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Umm... Be careful, and expect it to hurt a lot for a day or so unless you take really good care of the skin down there (if you do it shouldn't hurt).

(01-07-2009, 08:11 PM)A. Crow link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dëiv link=topic=2128.msg60565#msg60565 date=1231363415]

9) people under 20 with moustaches.

10) people under 60 with moustaches.

Jealous much?
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I grow almost no hair on my face, legs, arms, and body. I shave my "moustache" and "beard" once every 2 weeks, when they grow to about 4 mm long.

number 15 remembers me Vongore XD

(01-07-2009, 08:22 PM)Spoonson link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=A. Crow link=topic=2128.msg60607#msg60607 date=1231377094]
[quote author=Dëiv link=topic=2128.msg60565#msg60565 date=1231363415]

9) people under 20 with moustaches.

10) people under 60 with moustaches.

Jealous much?
[/quote]

I grow almost no hair on my face, legs, arms, and body. I shave my "moustache" and "beard" once every 2 weeks, when they grow to about 4 mm long.
[/quote]

yes, but you're Asian.  So that gives you both an excuse and an adequate substitute for facial hair.  

(01-07-2009, 09:10 PM)Eris link Wrote: [ -> ]number 15 remembers me Vongore XD

The reason why i don't want to have kids :3

(01-07-2009, 09:11 PM)Vongore link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Eris link=topic=2128.msg60619#msg60619 date=1231380607]
number 15 remembers me Vongore XD

The reason why i don't want to have kids :3
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My friend taught his 2 year old to play rockband with him.  Kids rocks.

18) people who start lists that lead to a saussagefest talking about ass and ball grooming techniques.

(01-07-2009, 10:03 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ]18) people who start lists that lead to a saussagefest talking about ass and ball grooming techniques.

Some of us are busy taking notes. D: Seriously, being half German isn't all fun and Hasslehoffs.

(01-07-2009, 07:36 PM)ScottyGrayskull link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dëiv link=topic=2128.msg60565#msg60565 date=1231363415]
1) ass hair
not the shit on the cheek, the unreasonably long and tangled hair that covers the hole, if you needed proof there was a god, and hes punishing us for whatever this is it.

That's why people groom my good man. Either shaving, plucking, waxing, or those hair removal creams... as long as they keep that mess to a minimum.
[/quote]

ughhh I can't even think about how bad of an itchy ass "grooming" causes... nty!

(01-08-2009, 09:30 AM)SAVAGE-0 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=ScottyGrayskull link=topic=2128.msg60602#msg60602 date=1231375011]
[quote author=Dëiv link=topic=2128.msg60565#msg60565 date=1231363415]
1) ass hair
not the shit on the cheek, the unreasonably long and tangled hair that covers the hole, if you needed proof there was a god, and hes punishing us for whatever this is it.

That's why people groom my good man. Either shaving, plucking, waxing, or those hair removal creams... as long as they keep that mess to a minimum.
[/quote]

ughhh I can't even think about how bad of an itchy ass "grooming" causes... nty!
[/quote]

its not really in a self service area is it scotty

would need some sort of mirror system.

(01-08-2009, 09:46 AM)Dëiv link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=SAVAGE-0 link=topic=2128.msg60675#msg60675 date=1231425017]
[quote author=ScottyGrayskull link=topic=2128.msg60602#msg60602 date=1231375011]
[quote author=Dëiv link=topic=2128.msg60565#msg60565 date=1231363415]
1) ass hair
not the shit on the cheek, the unreasonably long and tangled hair that covers the hole, if you needed proof there was a god, and hes punishing us for whatever this is it.

That's why people groom my good man. Either shaving, plucking, waxing, or those hair removal creams... as long as they keep that mess to a minimum.
[/quote]

ughhh I can't even think about how bad of an itchy ass "grooming" causes... nty!
[/quote]

its not really in a self service area is it scotty

would need some sort of mirror system.
[/quote]

Invent it and patent that bitch.  You could be rich!  Just get the shamwow guy to sell it on TV.