Be Right Back, Uninstalling

is in the works. for those who give a shit...

i need suggestions and what you all see in the game that piss you off, i havent played in a while and dont know any of the upgrades or fixes that have been done.. i heard something about the scout hitting a ball or some shit.  Please post what i have missed and link me to any youtube vids if you can.  Thanks

Changelog from steam, expand whatever dates you need to - http://www.steampowered.com/platform/upd...php?id=440

sandman and natasha

Play the game some more before you go making a comedy if you want to know what makes people rage. Alternatively, you could just study the steam-powered forums for a few days and see what threads are the most popular (ie Sticky Launcher is OP)

i say you stick to the annoting as fuck playerbase
generaly twats

can you just do what i asked please.

Sandman is complete bullshit cuz out of nowhere you get knocked in the noggin and have to stand around stunned while rockets and bullets fly past you praying one doesn't hit you.  If they keep sandman they need to add a personal beacon on the guy that nailed you so you can rip his lungs out.

Bonk is shit because some asshat always wants to be funny and drink it and dance around you like a gay hippy commy on parade day.  So you are blasting the hell out of him with no effect and some other person sticks a gun up your butt and pulls the trigger.

That good enough for rage?

(03-10-2009, 01:08 PM)MrGrey link Wrote: [ -> ]can you just do what i asked please.

Just use the sandman on people, and natasha like Radio said, but more importantly the sandman

If you do nothing but spam baseballs and use the Force of Nature you will piss people off

(03-10-2009, 01:17 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]Bonk is shit because some asshat always wants to be funny and drink it and dance around you like a gay hippy commy on parade day.  So you are blasting the hell out of him with no effect and some other person sticks a gun up your butt and pulls the trigger.

my strats are out!

(03-10-2009, 02:17 AM)MrGrey link Wrote: [ -> ]i need suggestions and what you all see in the game that piss you off, i havent played in a while and dont know any of the upgrades or fixes that have been done..

It's a cliche, I know, but "Write what you fucking know."

If you don't know it, it's less likely that you will be authentic, and thus, less likely that you will be funny. Your first video was fucking great because it came from the heart. I suggest that you avoid the impulse to go back to the well for quick fix of popularity. Even if you get the hits you currently crave, it won't make you feel good.

Since you are not into TF2 now, write jokes about what you ARE into. You don't see one of your heroes, John Stewart, lacking for material just because Bush has left office. Example A.

(03-10-2009, 01:08 PM)MrGrey link Wrote: [ -> ]can you just do what i asked please.

Don't rely on a pool of amateur and/or writer hacks. Just think of all those comedians who were funny as stand-up acts but who flopped big-time when they got a talk show or sitcom with a staff of writers. Don't be that guy.



I realize I might get flamed for not being the nicest of posters but I don't give a shit. I'd rather give you honest-to-goodness constructive criticism to help you elevate your game that blow smoke up your ass. Even if I think you are a huge Guido douchebag.

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Hugs and Kisses,
Rummy.

I actually agree with Rummy.

He makes good points, listen to him.

(03-10-2009, 07:43 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ]I actually agree with Rummy.

He makes good points, listen to him.

and no one listens to anything unless it's quoted multiple times.

(03-10-2009, 08:18 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=2474.msg70995#msg70995 date=1236732198]
I actually agree with Rummy.

He makes good points, listen to him.

and no one listens to anything unless it's edited multiple times. penis penis
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I think you left a bit after they introduced the civilian in the game.

Was a nice addition, nice gameplay and shit.

i am going to check it for myself.. im simply asking for critiques so i have a starting point.. what is the sandman

The sandman is the bat replacement that hits a ball at people.  When the ball hits someone it stuns them.  Most of the time for longer than you'd think necessary in such a fast pace game.

(03-11-2009, 08:37 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]The sandman is the bat replacement that hits a ball at people.  When the ball hits someone it stuns them.  Most of the time for longer than you'd think necessary in such a fast pace game.

It's usually just long enough of the stun for the scout to kill you.

(03-11-2009, 07:08 PM)Totla link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2474.msg71037#msg71037 date=1236778639]
The sandman is the bat replacement that hits a ball at people.  When the ball hits someone it stuns them.  Most of the time for longer than you'd think necessary in such a fast pace game.

It's usually just long enough of the stun for the scout to kill you.
[/quote]Which is exactly the reason why everyone is so mad.
There's absolutely no chance of fighting back unless your team is nearby.

I cannot express my disappointment in the lack of trolling in response to that question.

(03-11-2009, 07:09 PM)Ye Salty Karth link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Totla link=topic=2474.msg71134#msg71134 date=1236816503]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2474.msg71037#msg71037 date=1236778639]
The sandman is the bat replacement that hits a ball at people.  When the ball hits someone it stuns them.  Most of the time for longer than you'd think necessary in such a fast pace game.

It's usually just long enough of the stun for the scout to kill you.
[/quote]Which is exactly the reason why everyone is so mad.
There's absolutely no chance of fighting back unless your team is nearby.
[/quote]

yeah, god damn TEAM fortress two, requiring teams n shit to win
fuckers.