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(03-24-2009, 09:22 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]a film script? or script, as in programming?

because i'm shit at the former and the shit at the latter.

(03-24-2009, 09:38 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=2548.msg72721#msg72721 date=1237904561]
a film script? or script, as in programming?

because i'm shit at the former and the shit at the latter.

(03-24-2009, 10:45 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]

Code:

#define TITLE "The Rock"
#define TRUE 1
#define FALSE 0

typedef struct {
  bool cares,
} nobody_typ; //placeholder

typedef struct {
  char actor_name[80],
  char position[80],
  char specialty[80],
} fbi_typ;

typedef struct {
  char actor_name[80],
  char subtype[80],
} badass_typ;

typedef struct {
  char actress_name[80],
  usint hotness,
  bool pregnant,
  bool engaged,
} girlfriend_typ;

void action( void* character1, void* character2, char* act );
void dialog( void* character1, void* character2, char* diag );
bool request( void* requestor, void* requestee, char* req );
usint status( void* character, char* property );

static fbi_typ stanley_goodspeed {
  "Nicholas Cage",
  "agent",
  "biochemistry / bomb defusal",
};

static girlfriend_typ carla_pestalozzi {
  "Vanessa Marcil",
  10, //prom queen
  TRUE,
  TRUE,
};

static fbi_typ some_guy {
  "I have no fucking clue",
  "red shirt",
  "being a red shirt",
};

static fbi_typ some_other_guy {
  "I have no fucking clue",
  "red shirt",
  "being a red shirt",
};

static fbi_typ james_womak {
  "John Spencer",
  "director",
  "being an asshole",
};

static badass_typ john_patrick_mason {
  "Sean connery",
  "ex-convict",
};

static badass_typ francis_x_hummel {
  "Ed Harris",
  "Brig. General, USMC",
};

static nobody_typ nobody {
  FALSE,
};

void main(void) {
  while( status(carla_pestalozzi, "dressed_as_schoolgirl") ) {
    action(stanley_goodspeed, carla_pestalozzi, "hump");

    if( status(stanley_goodspeed, "phone_ringing) ) {  //coitus interruptus
      break;
    }
  }

  action(stanley_goodspeed, some_guy, "try to disarm a bomb");
  if( status(some_guy, "dumbass") ) {
    dialog(stanley_goodspeed, some_other_guy, "my suit is dissolving");
    dialog(some_other_guy, stanley_goodspeed, "stick it in your heart");
    dialog(some_guy, some_other_guy, "FUCK THAT");
    action(stanley_goodspeed, nobody, "save the fucking day");
  }
 
  if( carla_pestalozzi.Pregnant ) {
    dialog(carla_pestalozzi, stanley_goodspeed, "i'm pregnant");
    dialog(stanley_goodspeed, carla_pestalozzi, "wat");
  }

  action(francis_x_hummel, nobody, "steal a bunch of biochemical weapons"); //other characters are negligible
  action(francis_x_hummel, nobody, "take over alcatraz"); 

  request(john_spencer, stanley_goodspeed, "come disarm this shit too");
  action(john_spencer, nobody, "free(john_patrick_mason)");

  action(stanley_goodspeed, john_patrick_mason, "infiltrate alcatraz");

  action(francis_x_hummel, some_seals, "kill");

  action(john_patrick_mason, some_marines, "kill");
  action(stanley_goodspeed, nobody, "disarm some chemical weapons");

  dialog(francis_x_hummel, nobody, "we have a rat");

  action(john_patrick_mason, fucking_everyone, "kill");

  action(stanley_goodspeed, nobody, "disarm some more chemical weapons");

  dialog(john_spencer, nobody, "zomg cleanse the island...BY FIRE");

  action(stanley_goodspeed, random_crazy, "stuff biochemical thing in face");

  action(stanley_goodspeed, stanley_goodspeed, "stab adrenaline into heart");

  if( status(john_patrick_mason, "alive") ) {
    free(john_patrick_mason);
  }

  dialog(john_spencer, stanley_goodspeed, "status(john_patrick_mason, "alive")?");
  dialog(stanley_goodspeed, john_spencer, "FALSE");

  exit("happily ever after");
}

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(03-24-2009, 10:53 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ]Wow, I can't believe that A, you took time to write that, and B, that I could actually follow it...

+1

(05-12-2008, 09:09 AM)Kor link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=CaffeinePowered link=topic=270.msg6376#msg6376 date=1210561707]
I bet scripts are why I end up #1 or #2 90% of the time too huh?

(05-12-2008, 07:23 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ]Scripts are like fake tits. They may be spectacular and finish in the #1 or #2 spot of 90% of wet T-shirt nights, but they are no replacement for the real thing.

(03-24-2009, 03:24 PM)Darklink link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=2548.msg72730#msg72730 date=1237909504]

Code:

#define TITLE "The Rock"
#define TRUE 1
#define FALSE 0

typedef struct {
  bool cares,
} nobody_typ; //placeholder

typedef struct {
  char actor_name[80],
  char position[80],
  char specialty[80],
} fbi_typ;

typedef struct {
  char actor_name[80],
  char subtype[80],
} badass_typ;

typedef struct {
  char actress_name[80],
  usint hotness,
  bool pregnant,
  bool engaged,
} girlfriend_typ;

void action( void* character1, void* character2, char* act );
void dialog( void* character1, void* character2, char* diag );
bool request( void* requestor, void* requestee, char* req );
usint status( void* character, char* property );

static fbi_typ stanley_goodspeed {
  "Nicholas Cage",
  "agent",
  "biochemistry / bomb defusal",
};

static girlfriend_typ carla_pestalozzi {
  "Vanessa Marcil",
  10, //prom queen
  TRUE,
  TRUE,
};

static fbi_typ some_guy {
  "I have no fucking clue",
  "red shirt",
  "being a red shirt",
};

static fbi_typ some_other_guy {
  "I have no fucking clue",
  "red shirt",
  "being a red shirt",
};

static fbi_typ james_womak {
  "John Spencer",
  "director",
  "being an asshole",
};

static badass_typ john_patrick_mason {
  "Sean connery",
  "ex-convict",
};

static badass_typ francis_x_hummel {
  "Ed Harris",
  "Brig. General, USMC",
};

static nobody_typ nobody {
  FALSE,
};

void main(void) {
  while( status(carla_pestalozzi, "dressed_as_schoolgirl") ) {
    action(stanley_goodspeed, carla_pestalozzi, "hump");

    if( status(stanley_goodspeed, "phone_ringing) ) {  //coitus interruptus
      break;
    }
  }

  action(stanley_goodspeed, some_guy, "try to disarm a bomb");
  if( status(some_guy, "dumbass") ) {
    dialog(stanley_goodspeed, some_other_guy, "my suit is dissolving");
    dialog(some_other_guy, stanley_goodspeed, "stick it in your heart");
    dialog(some_guy, some_other_guy, "FUCK THAT");
    action(stanley_goodspeed, nobody, "save the fucking day");
  }
 
  if( carla_pestalozzi.Pregnant ) {
    dialog(carla_pestalozzi, stanley_goodspeed, "i'm pregnant");
    dialog(stanley_goodspeed, carla_pestalozzi, "wat");
  }

  action(francis_x_hummel, nobody, "steal a bunch of biochemical weapons"); //other characters are negligible
  action(francis_x_hummel, nobody, "take over alcatraz"); 

  request(john_spencer, stanley_goodspeed, "come disarm this shit too");
  action(john_spencer, nobody, "free(john_patrick_mason)");

  action(stanley_goodspeed, john_patrick_mason, "infiltrate alcatraz");

  action(francis_x_hummel, some_seals, "kill");

  action(john_patrick_mason, some_marines, "kill");
  action(stanley_goodspeed, nobody, "disarm some chemical weapons");

  dialog(francis_x_hummel, nobody, "we have a rat");

  action(john_patrick_mason, fucking_everyone, "kill");

  action(stanley_goodspeed, nobody, "disarm some more chemical weapons");

  dialog(john_spencer, nobody, "zomg cleanse the island...BY FIRE");

  action(stanley_goodspeed, random_crazy, "stuff biochemical thing in face");

  action(stanley_goodspeed, stanley_goodspeed, "stab adrenaline into heart");

  if( status(john_patrick_mason, "alive") ) {
    free(john_patrick_mason);
  }

  dialog(john_spencer, stanley_goodspeed, "status(john_patrick_mason, "alive")?");
  dialog(stanley_goodspeed, john_spencer, "FALSE");

  exit("happily ever after");
}

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