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To complete my descent into jackassery, should I start frequenting my local pool hall?


They don't come much cooler than Paul.




The Music Man "Ya Got Trouble"

Hate Music Man. Worst movie ever. And our band director in middle school made us watch it every time there was a sub. The Brave Little toaster was much better.

There isn't an option for intravenous billiards...

Cause that's what I'd vote for.

Why not stop trying to be other cool people and just be yourself?

(04-03-2009, 09:14 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ]Why not stop trying to be other cool people and just be yourself?

I do not exist in the conventional sense. I am merely a reflection of various fictional personalities. There is no such thing as "myself."

You make like every post of yours involve your choice to be cooler... stop asking us, with all due respect we dont care

(04-03-2009, 09:36 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [ -> ]You make like every post of yours involve your choice to be cooler... stop asking us, with all due respect we dont care

so it's true, sarcasm doesn't make it through thick skulls.

Only if you can best me in a game.  I'll have you know I used to be pretty good (I learned from my dad who pool sharked for extra college money).

You need to be smoking, shooting heroin, having gay sex, and playing pool at the same time to be the coolest mother fucker ever.

Maybe dress up like Hard Gay, that's optional of course.

(04-03-2009, 09:18 PM)fyre link Wrote: [ -> ]I do not exist in the conventional sense. I am merely a reflection of various fictional personalities. There is no such thing as "myself."

There is an idea of a Fyre, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

(04-03-2009, 11:40 PM)Honest link Wrote: [ -> ]You need to be smoking, shooting heroin, having gay sex, and playing pool at the same time to be the coolest mother fucker ever.

Maybe dress up like Hard Gay, that's optional of course.

lol Hard Gay... that dude is so dumb but i laugh everytime

(04-04-2009, 04:19 AM)Arnies Right Bicep link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=fyre link=topic=2621.msg74404#msg74404 date=1238811528]
I do not exist in the conventional sense. I am merely a reflection of various fictional personalities. There is no such thing as "myself."

There is an idea of a Fyre, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

[/quote]

There is more behind and inside Fyre than any of us had suspected. Not who, but what: what is he. Fyre was merely a scholarly quest after all, an adventure of the mind, disguise is one of his attributes. In Majorca he spent at least a year as an old fisherman, he lived in Cairo and took Sir Alistair Wren for a lover when he came of age, was later seen giving tango lessons in Rotterdam. It is a presence? An obsession?

(04-04-2009, 08:35 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Arnie's Right Bicep link=topic=2621.msg74446#msg74446 date=1238836756]
[quote author=fyre link=topic=2621.msg74404#msg74404 date=1238811528]
I do not exist in the conventional sense. I am merely a reflection of various fictional personalities. There is no such thing as "myself."

There is an idea of a Fyre, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

[/quote]

There is more behind and inside Fyre than any of us had suspected. Not who, but what: what is he. Fyre was merely a scholarly quest after all, an adventure of the mind, disguise is one of his attributes. In Majorca he spent at least a year as an old fisherman, he lived in Cairo and took Sir Alistair Wren for a lover when he came of age, was later seen giving tango lessons in Rotterdam. It is a presence? An obsession?
[/quote]

I believe we all have a little bit of fyre in all of us. It's a matter of faith, like believing in some lower god.
I guess Fyre will just start to disappear if we stop believing... worth a try, I think.

(04-04-2009, 10:46 AM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2621.msg74461#msg74461 date=1238852145]
[quote author=Arnie's Right Bicep link=topic=2621.msg74446#msg74446 date=1238836756]
[quote author=fyre link=topic=2621.msg74404#msg74404 date=1238811528]
I do not exist in the conventional sense. I am merely a reflection of various fictional personalities. There is no such thing as "myself."

There is an idea of a Fyre, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

[/quote]

There is more behind and inside Fyre than any of us had suspected. Not who, but what: what is he. Fyre was merely a scholarly quest after all, an adventure of the mind, disguise is one of his attributes. In Majorca he spent at least a year as an old fisherman, he lived in Cairo and took Sir Alistair Wren for a lover when he came of age, was later seen giving tango lessons in Rotterdam. It is a presence? An obsession?
[/quote]

I believe we all have a little bit of fyre in all of us. It's a matter of faith, like believing in some lower god.
I guess Fyre will just start to disappear if we stop believing... worth a try, I think.
[/quote]

I have too many worshipers for your disbelief to harm me.

I think fyre is an early version of Wintermute.

I'm considering these "should I" threads spam, and I'm locking all of them.