Be Right Back, Uninstalling

So Pig Mask coerced me to get onto Omegle and badger a random person so I did. What follows:

Quote:Stranger: hello
You: Hey.
Stranger: how ya doing?
You: Can you help me, I think I'm a little lost.
You: You see.
You: I was on my way to Minnesota, but I think I took a wrong turn somewhere.
Stranger: well. lets see... where ya going?
You: Relatives.
You: Big family gathering.
Stranger: i see.
You: And they always choose Minnesota.
You: I don't know why.
Stranger: well, about half a mile up the road, there's a turn
Stranger: take it and continue for 5 miles
You: Wait.
You: Turn left or right?
Stranger: and you'll see an entrance to the interstate
Stranger: oh, left.
You: Ah.
Stranger: but there's only one way to turn
You: Oh, well then.
You: So, take the interstate?
Stranger: north
Stranger: yes
You: Got it.
You: Thanks.
Stranger: no problem, glad to help

I encourage everyone to go and start one random ass conversation.

Ha M3 you for doing this Chrono <3, my best result

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: HI
You: want to play a text adventure?
You: y/n
Stranger: hey that sounds like fun
Stranger: y
You: You wake up in your bed.
You: Your slippers our in font of you
You: Put them on?
Stranger: n
You: you walk boldy foward with out them
You: The sight of a large yellow bulldozer greets your view from outside your window
You: Step outside or have cofee first?
Stranger: coffee first
You: You relax and are able to think more clearly
You: You confidently step outside
You: Attempt to talk to the driver?
Stranger: lie in front of bulldozer
You: Arthur?
Stranger: yes?
You: A friend approaches, greet?
Stranger: greet ford
You: Arthur, we need to go get a drink
You: Get up?
Stranger: N, must save my house!
You: You hear a dull rumbling over head
Stranger: look up
You: A large UFO appears above you and a hideous voice booms over a loudspeaker
You: Shortly the world and youself are demolished
You: You took to long
Stranger: goddamn!
You: Based on the real Hithikers text adventure :3
You: lol
You: Hard, hard game
Stranger: haha I was unbelievably impressed
You: lol thanks
Stranger: you isr, win the internet
You: Haha
You: Flad to have brithened some ones day


I've reached the pinnacle of my insomniac creativity. Time for some well overdue sleep.

That is epic SWPM

(04-07-2009, 06:45 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]That is epic SWPM

Indeed, +1 sir

Also, what is this site to which you refer?

(04-07-2009, 03:58 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2652.msg75153#msg75153 date=1239104729]
That is epic SWPM

Indeed, +1 sir

Also, what is this site to which you refer?
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Omegle.com

(04-07-2009, 06:45 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]That is epic SWPM

Holy shit, that.  On the topic of that convo, I remember playing that game back in the day.  Seriously unbefuckinglievably hard.  Lots of hillarious things to do though.

Damnit, I just burnt my 'lucid dreaming doctor' bit. He left before I could finish.

The idea was to put the stranger into a lucid dream which would involve him/her approaching a new person to talk to. A recurring thread, basically.

Here's a bit of unrelated failure:

Quote:Stranger: oi
You: Hello, and welcome to another game of 20 Questions!
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: you can ask me
You: Wait.
Stranger: ok
You: You want me to guess what you're thinking?
You: The whole gist was to get you to guess what I'm thinking.
You: Hence why I initiated it so suddenly.
You: Alright./
You: Let's do it this way.
Stranger: right
You: I'll flip a coin.
You: And whoever wins the coinflip gets to choose who has to guess.
Stranger: sorry
You: What was the flip?
Stranger: but i don´t understand you
You: Well we're trying to decide who is playing what end of 20 questions, right?
Stranger: I understand the game
Stranger: but I don´t understand what you said
You: Well.
You: I was going to have you ask me.
Stranger: cause I´m brazilian
You: Oh.
You: Well.
You: Then that makes things harder, huh?
Stranger: I don´t speak english very well
Stranger: I´m a student
You: Ah.
Stranger: sorry
You: Where at?

Just got hammered. :V

Quote:Stranger: hi
You: Hey.
Stranger: whats up
You: So, I've never done this legitimately. I've always come up with some random gimmick game/roleplay.
You: So how do we do this.
Stranger: who r u?
Stranger: m/f?
You: Some guy on the internet.
Stranger: where do u live?
Stranger: etc
You: Ah.
You: I see.
You: So let's go back and forth then.
You: You can go first.
Stranger: well im from new zealand
Stranger: im 18
Stranger: im a chick
You: Interesting.
Stranger: what is?
You: Just saying.
You: I'm some 20 year old student in Georgia, USA.
You: And hating it here.
Stranger: u shuld cum here
You: So everyone wants to.
You: But that's them.
You: I'd rather move back to California.
Stranger: heres my advice
You: Or maybe somewhere strange.
Stranger: stop being such a whiny little bitch

You: hi!
Stranger: Hi!
You: what usualy happens now?
Stranger: usually
You: oh so that?
Stranger: someone says something offensive and them disconnects
You: ohh
You: makes sense
Stranger: that's been my experience, anyway
You: do you want the honour or should we just start swearing and see who wins?
Stranger: I suppose the latter, you scurvy-covered harlot
You: we limiting this to the pirate era?
You: bitch
Stranger: Only if you can't get creative tit-fucking gutterskank
You: i just woke up, think ill stick to the classics fuckface.
Stranger: I haven't even slept yet you cunt mongering backne farm
You: backne?
Stranger: back acne lol
You: ahhh
You: clever
Stranger: thanks :]

Quote:Stranger: im a guy
You: Herro?
You: Awesome
You: Buttsecks?
Stranger: ok
You: awesome
Stranger: no.. wait.. what?
You: So taking or recieving?
Stranger: who are you again?
Stranger: i mean.. what?
You: too late
Stranger: you are a guy?
You: You've promised it
Stranger: oh shi...
Stranger: er...
You: HOLD HER DOWN
Stranger: what!?
You: Just bite the pillow\
Stranger: no, dude
Stranger: stop
You: fine
Stranger: ok
Stranger: er
Stranger: you are gay?
You: Totally
Stranger: i think im bi....
You: I'm blowing a guy right now
Stranger: haha, how do you type?
You: I kidna just smack my head across the keyboard
Stranger: cool
You: you cradle the balls
Stranger: oh shit
You: stroke the shaft
You: gobble the gravy
Stranger: yeeaaah.. ok.. i get it

Ack, Omegle is so funny!
The first time I went on it I talked to this girl who was disappointed that I was also a girl. And then she rage quit when I was using too many exclamation marks. I was really just trying to be nice. I think next time I do it I'm gonna troll.

(04-08-2009, 01:53 PM)SBCrystal link Wrote: [ -> ]Ack, Omegle is so funny!
I was using too many exclamation marks.

Yeah why do chicks just use exclamations like theres no tomorrow?

(04-08-2009, 02:18 PM)J-Master link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=2652.msg75434#msg75434 date=1239216811]
Ack, Omegle is so funny!
I was using too many exclamation marks.

Yeah why do chicks just use exclamations like theres no tomorrow?
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I had a Journo teacher that said everytime you use an exclamation point god takes an hour from your life.  I try to keep that in mind just in case.

Quote:Yeah why do chicks just use exclamations like theres no tomorrow?

I really don't know how to respond to this! I mean, come on! It's just conveying the happiness I feel! So shove a cock in it!!!!@231~!!!@@@~~~@!!!

Sorry, Luin said that whenever I don't know what to say to you people that I should reply with "shove a cock in it".

Exclamation points take away any sort of seriousness.

Any joke, no matter how funny it would've been otherwise, is instantly rendered unfunny when finished with an exclamation point.

Damn kids just don't understand the value of a punctuation mark anymore.

Went on today for the first time. Acheived nothing of note. Everybody seemed to be there to harass.

Web2.0 FAIL