Be Right Back, Uninstalling

This is my journal, I have taken it upon myself to once again brave the world that is warcraft, I shall enter this deep realm and find our old friend Ain

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I Dave Awesome three-inch White here-by leave all my possesions to budr in the event of my death.



Day 1)

I have been patching for about 3 hours now, all the time thinking off the horrors yet to face me.

youre making a gigantic mistake play quake live with me instead

YOUR IN TOO DEEP NOW, THAT SHIRT WON'T HELP FOR SHIT

No! Don't do it! You'll never make it out alive!!!!

Hurry up already!

He's a madman! NO ONE HAS LIVED TO TELL THE TALE

Day 2:

god i hope its been 2 days, an hour feels like forever in here

i knew going into this it would be rough, so i picked the biggest thing i could find and made a warrior, after asking some bullguy if he knew anyone called ain, he made me kill some deers, idk how theese people think but he wasnt breakign character, after i killed some wildlife he decided he wasnt going to tell me anything, then made me go get some water from a well, i told him to fuck himself but he didnt reply, i noticed some other guys walking along the road so i followed them to a large lake, i am going to try and talk to the locals. im not gonna lie this wont be easy

When you say that you're going to write an epic poem, i'm expecting some Chaucer shit.

im expecting some prose from rummy

i dont do poems.

(04-18-2009, 07:12 PM)Dave link Wrote: [ -> ]im expecting some prose from rummy

I'm not your performing monkey. Screw.



And yet, you do seem to possess an unusually overactive imagination.....


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ha, zima.

he kept the wolfhat... brilliant.

No Dave, Stop Dave.  Bad Dave.  You need to do PvP GW instead with us.

(04-19-2009, 09:47 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]No Dave, Stop Dave.  Bad Dave.

You're a bad boy, Dave.

Sit. Goood, now shake hands.

Why does your pistol have a scope on it? Just seems a bit odd to me.

(04-19-2009, 09:55 AM)Evil Cheese link Wrote: [ -> ]Why does your pistol have a scope on it? Just seems a bit odd to me.

I'd say the combination of a flashlight and a silencer is a bit more odd.

(04-19-2009, 09:49 AM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2730.msg77651#msg77651 date=1240152428]
No Dave, Stop Dave.  Bad Dave.

You're a bad boy, Dave.

Sit. Goood, now shake hands.
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Jesus now he's humping the table.

(04-19-2009, 09:58 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Benito Mussolini link=topic=2730.msg77652#msg77652 date=1240152577]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2730.msg77651#msg77651 date=1240152428]
No Dave, Stop Dave.  Bad Dave.

You're a bad boy, Dave.

Sit. Goood, now shake hands.
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Jesus now he's humping the table.
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At least that keeps him from peeing on the carpet.

(04-19-2009, 09:57 AM)Wedge link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Evil Cheese link=topic=2730.msg77659#msg77659 date=1240152919]
Why does your pistol have a scope on it? Just seems a bit odd to me.

I'd say the combination of a flashlight and a silencer is a bit more odd.
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Also why have a BB pistol when you could bring the real thing?

(04-19-2009, 10:44 AM)Eschatos link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Wedge link=topic=2730.msg77660#msg77660 date=1240153031]
[quote author=Evil Cheese link=topic=2730.msg77659#msg77659 date=1240152919]
Why does your pistol have a scope on it? Just seems a bit odd to me.

I'd say the combination of a flashlight and a silencer is a bit more odd.
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Also why have a BB pistol when you could bring the real thing?
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Well he doesn't want to hurt anyone.