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Ianki
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#1
02-19-2009, 01:09 AM

Quote:It saddens me that despite my best efforts to instruct and better you, some of you insist on finding new ways to fail.

We have sounded the alert and released a quick fix for an exploit that some unscrupulous players were using to wield items on invalid classes. I have considered an appropriate punishment for the good-for-nothings responsible for this horrendous breach of conduct. Death, of course - but death is too good for disappointments such as these. Instead, their unlockable items have been removed for a month.

To the majority of you who did not see fit to cheat, you have my congratulations: I await the countless other ways you will inevitably disappoint me in the future.

Yours,
TF Announcer

Lolwut?  exploiting a harmless exploit = punishment?

Besides a scout with a flame thrower, i can't think of many classes whose weapons can do much damage in the hands of another.  Might as well bar everyone who has gone civilian heavy from playing heavy for a month.

Has anyone been fucked by this?
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#2
02-19-2009, 01:13 AM

(02-19-2009, 01:09 AM)Ianki link Wrote: [quote author=tf2 blog]
It saddens me that despite my best efforts to instruct and better you, some of you insist on finding new ways to fail.

We have sounded the alert and released a quick fix for an exploit that some unscrupulous players were using to wield items on invalid classes. I have considered an appropriate punishment for the good-for-nothings responsible for this horrendous breach of conduct. Death, of course - but death is too good for disappointments such as these. Instead, their unlockable items have been removed for a month.

To the majority of you who did not see fit to cheat, you have my congratulations: I await the countless other ways you will inevitably disappoint me in the future.

Yours,
TF Announcer

Lolwut?  exploiting a harmless exploit = punishment?

Besides a scout with a flame thrower, i can't think of many classes whose weapons can do much damage in the hands of another.  Might as well bar everyone who has gone civilian heavy from playing heavy for a month.

Has anyone been fucked by this?
[/quote]
Quote:Just banned this lovely fellow:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL<STEAM_0:0:9414637>

Who was running around firing a blutsaugher, as a pyro, at
flamethrower speeds, reloading instantly. Made quite a spectacular
noise, and killed anything instantly.
Quite the opposite of harmless. Anyone who got "fucked" by it deserved it fully. Wish they had instituted something like this for the people crashing servers with the tampons and such.


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#3
02-19-2009, 01:45 AM

This glitch has been around for awhile.  I know quite a few of us have witnessed it first hand in the server.  Why they would do something about it now I don't understand.

Coincidentally enough, I happened to get this glitch last night at TFT (was an engi with heavy weapons) completely by accident, and now today I was unable to access my unlocks.  I don't know if this was just a problem connecting to steam or if they pegged me for "cheating" but if I can't use unlocks for a month I don't know what I'm going to do  >Sad :'(


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#4
02-19-2009, 02:02 AM

(02-19-2009, 01:09 AM)Ianki link Wrote: [quote author=tf2 blog]
It saddens me that despite my best efforts to instruct and better you, some of you insist on finding new ways to fail.

We have sounded the alert and released a quick fix for an exploit that some unscrupulous players were using to wield items on invalid classes. I have considered an appropriate punishment for the good-for-nothings responsible for this horrendous breach of conduct. Death, of course - but death is too good for disappointments such as these. Instead, their unlockable items have been removed for a month.

To the majority of you who did not see fit to cheat, you have my congratulations: I await the countless other ways you will inevitably disappoint me in the future.

Yours,
TF Announcer
Lolwut?  exploiting a harmless exploit = punishment?
[/quote]

Quote:Yours,
TF Announcer


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02-19-2009, 02:09 AM

(02-19-2009, 01:45 AM)ribozyme link Wrote: This glitch has been around for awhile.  I know quite a few of us have witnessed it first hand in the server.  Why they would do something about it now I don't understand.

Coincidentally enough, I happened to get this glitch last night at TFT (was an engi with heavy weapons) completely by accident, and now today I was unable to access my unlocks.  I don't know if this was just a problem connecting to steam or if they pegged me for "cheating" but if I can't use unlocks for a month I don't know what I'm going to do  >Sad :'(
Because it's a different glitch than the one that's been around for a while.


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#6
02-19-2009, 03:05 AM

+1 to Blues, it's a completely different bug. The old one was an exploit for the particular class limits plugin we use. The plugin was updated (though not in the main post) but I'm not sure if it ever got updated on all the servers.

I will now proceed to make fun of anyone that doesn't have unlocks because they're clearly a noob or a cheater. Tongue


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#7
02-19-2009, 06:38 AM

(02-19-2009, 01:09 AM)Ianki link Wrote: [quote author=tf2 blog]
It saddens me that despite my best efforts to instruct and better you, some of you insist on finding new ways to fail.

We have sounded the alert and released a quick fix for an exploit that some unscrupulous players were using to wield items on invalid classes. I have considered an appropriate punishment for the good-for-nothings responsible for this horrendous breach of conduct. Death, of course - but death is too good for disappointments such as these. Instead, their unlockable items have been removed for a month.

To the majority of you who did not see fit to cheat, you have my congratulations: I await the countless other ways you will inevitably disappoint me in the future.

Yours,
TF Announcer

Lolwut?  exploiting a harmless exploit = punishment?

Besides a scout with a flame thrower, i can't think of many classes whose weapons can do much damage in the hands of another.  Might as well bar everyone who has gone civilian heavy from playing heavy for a month.

Has anyone been fucked by this?
[/quote]

Scout with rocket launcher, flamethrower, sniper, minigun, medigun, cloaking, or stickies.
Heavy with rocket launcher, sniper, cloaking.
Any other class with cloaking.



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02-19-2009, 12:25 PM

(02-19-2009, 02:02 AM)TVs Luca link Wrote: [quote author=Ianki link=topic=2364.msg67633#msg67633 date=1235023783]
[quote author=tf2 blog]
It saddens me that despite my best efforts to instruct and better you, some of you insist on finding new ways to fail.

We have sounded the alert and released a quick fix for an exploit that some unscrupulous players were using to wield items on invalid classes. I have considered an appropriate punishment for the good-for-nothings responsible for this horrendous breach of conduct. Death, of course - but death is too good for disappointments such as these. Instead, their unlockable items have been removed for a month.

To the majority of you who did not see fit to cheat, you have my congratulations: I await the countless other ways you will inevitably disappoint me in the future.

Yours,
TF Announcer
Lolwut?  exploiting a harmless exploit = punishment?
[/quote]

Quote:Yours,
TF Announcer
[/quote]aka YOU HAVE FAILED.



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02-19-2009, 12:41 PM

Fun fact, the announcer is the same voice actor as GlaDDOS


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02-19-2009, 12:43 PM

(02-19-2009, 06:38 AM)Eschatos link Wrote: [quote author=Ianki link=topic=2364.msg67633#msg67633 date=1235023783]
[quote author=tf2 blog]
It saddens me that despite my best efforts to instruct and better you, some of you insist on finding new ways to fail.

We have sounded the alert and released a quick fix for an exploit that some unscrupulous players were using to wield items on invalid classes. I have considered an appropriate punishment for the good-for-nothings responsible for this horrendous breach of conduct. Death, of course - but death is too good for disappointments such as these. Instead, their unlockable items have been removed for a month.

To the majority of you who did not see fit to cheat, you have my congratulations: I await the countless other ways you will inevitably disappoint me in the future.

Yours,
TF Announcer

Lolwut?  exploiting a harmless exploit = punishment?

Besides a scout with a flame thrower, i can't think of many classes whose weapons can do much damage in the hands of another.  Might as well bar everyone who has gone civilian heavy from playing heavy for a month.

Has anyone been fucked by this?
[/quote]

Scout with rocket launcher, flamethrower, sniper, minigun, medigun, cloaking, or stickies.
Heavy with rocket launcher, sniper, cloaking.
Any other class with cloaking.
[/quote]

I wanna be a cloaking Pyro Sad
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#11
02-19-2009, 01:01 PM

(02-19-2009, 12:41 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: Fun fact, the announcer is the same voice actor as GlaDDOS

Wasn't she in Episode 2 as well? I remember them mentioning something in one of the commentaries about her being the only actor in the whole Orange Box.
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02-19-2009, 01:02 PM

(02-19-2009, 01:01 PM)Arnies Right Bicep link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=2364.msg67692#msg67692 date=1235065301]
Fun fact, the announcer is the same voice actor as GlaDDOS

Wasn't she in Episode 2 as well? I remember them mentioning something in one of the commentaries about her being the only actor in the whole Orange Box.
[/quote]

She's the voice of the Combine controller in Half Life 2 also.



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02-19-2009, 01:11 PM

Imo TF Announcer needs to meet Announcer Blues.


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02-19-2009, 02:37 PM

(02-19-2009, 01:02 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: [quote author=Arnie's Right Bicep link=topic=2364.msg67698#msg67698 date=1235066472]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=2364.msg67692#msg67692 date=1235065301]
Fun fact, the announcer is the same voice actor as GlaDDOS

Wasn't she in Episode 2 as well? I remember them mentioning something in one of the commentaries about her being the only actor in the whole Orange Box.
[/quote]

She's the voice of the Combine controller in Half Life 2 also.
[/quote]

Overwatch.

And yeah, hopefully this doesn't fuck ppl for whom it occured thanks to the class limits plugin, because that'd happen at random to ppl sometimes.


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02-19-2009, 03:18 PM

(02-19-2009, 01:11 PM)Blues link Wrote: Imo TF Announcer needs to meet Announcer Blues.

For crazy announcer sex?


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02-19-2009, 03:25 PM

(02-19-2009, 03:18 PM)Honest link Wrote: [quote author=Blues link=topic=2364.msg67703#msg67703 date=1235067080]
Imo TF Announcer needs to meet Announcer Blues.

For crazy announcer sex?
[/quote]

That explains some of her more orgasmic voice clips >_>
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02-19-2009, 03:47 PM

(02-19-2009, 03:18 PM)Honest link Wrote: [quote author=Blues link=topic=2364.msg67703#msg67703 date=1235067080]
Imo TF Announcer needs to meet Announcer Blues.

For crazy announcer sex?
[/quote]

go away wrenchman isnt invited




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02-19-2009, 04:42 PM

(02-19-2009, 03:47 PM)Radio Raheem link Wrote: [quote author=Honest link=topic=2364.msg67715#msg67715 date=1235074683]
[quote author=Blues link=topic=2364.msg67703#msg67703 date=1235067080]
Imo TF Announcer needs to meet Announcer Blues.

For crazy announcer sex?
[/quote]

go away wrenchman isnt invited
[/quote]

Fine. D: Wrenchman will go have crazy sex with Sentryboy and Dispenserlad. Possibly a threesome with the teleporter twins after.


(05-10-2009, 07:39 PM)Radio Raheem link Wrote:in the straightest way possible i have to say honest is by far the best looking person here

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02-19-2009, 04:49 PM

(02-19-2009, 04:42 PM)Honest link Wrote: [quote author=Radio Raheem link=topic=2364.msg67720#msg67720 date=1235076442]
[quote author=Honest link=topic=2364.msg67715#msg67715 date=1235074683]
[quote author=Blues link=topic=2364.msg67703#msg67703 date=1235067080]
Imo TF Announcer needs to meet Announcer Blues.

For crazy announcer sex?
[/quote]

go away wrenchman isnt invited
[/quote]

Fine. D: Wrenchman will go have crazy sex with Sentryboy and Dispenserlad. Possibly a threesome with the teleporter twins after.
[/quote]

Fun Fact: All engi buildings are male.


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02-19-2009, 04:57 PM

(02-19-2009, 03:25 PM)Shoopfox link Wrote: [quote author=Honest link=topic=2364.msg67715#msg67715 date=1235074683]
[quote author=Blues link=topic=2364.msg67703#msg67703 date=1235067080]
Imo TF Announcer needs to meet Announcer Blues.

For crazy announcer sex?
[/quote]

That explains some of her more orgasmic voice clips >_>
[/quote]

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