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Coelit
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11-30-2010, 01:55 PM

To answer all questions I broke my hand from wrestling a bear.that was on fire.and had chainsaws for hands...and he had a mustache.



either that or the chair i punched while enraged.


both are dumb reasons.


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Live-Free-Or-Pie
2 Beers Is All I Need


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11-30-2010, 06:31 PM

(11-30-2010, 01:55 PM)Coelit link Wrote: To answer all questions I broke my hand from wrestling a bear.that was on fire.and had chainsaws for hands...and he had a mustache.



either that or the chair i punched while enraged.


both are dumb reasons.

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Would like a word with you
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[SiN] Merc
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11-30-2010, 06:40 PM

(11-30-2010, 06:31 PM)Live-Free-Or-Pie link Wrote: [quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg185500#msg185500 date=1291143350]
To answer all questions I broke my hand from wrestling a bear.that was on fire.and had chainsaws for hands...and he had a mustache.



either that or the chair i punched while enraged.


both are dumb reasons.

[Image: 421px-Saxton_fire.jpg]

Would like a word with you
[/quote]

I want that as an actual comic series. valve, don't let me down.


HULKMANIA'S RUNNIN' WILD, BROTHER!
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3clipse
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12-01-2010, 02:26 AM

Went from one of the greatest days: Me losing my virginity... To one of the fucking worst.


KataKlipse [Meow!]: Was today macho of me?
+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: Very.
+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: *flex*
KataKlipse [Meow!]: Hell YES!

3clipse|brb.u|: so are we best buddies?
dapngwnman: lol what?
3clipse|brb.u|: lol hahaha
dapngwnman: that was extremely creepy sir
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If-I-Die-Its-Lag
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12-01-2010, 03:03 AM

(12-01-2010, 02:26 AM)3clipse link Wrote: Went from one of the greatest days: Me losing my virginity... To one of the fucking worst.

And it turns out that you are the father.
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CaffeinePowered
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12-01-2010, 06:37 AM

(12-01-2010, 03:03 AM)If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link Wrote: [quote author=3clipse link=topic=3709.msg185626#msg185626 date=1291188412]
Went from one of the greatest days: Me losing my virginity... To one of the fucking worst.

And it turns out that you are the father.
[/quote]

Teen Preggers?


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Vongore
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12-01-2010, 08:14 AM

(12-01-2010, 02:26 AM)3clipse link Wrote: Went from one of the greatest days: Me losing my virginity... To one of the fucking worst.

Here too, it was the day i noticed that sex was overrated


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Dtrain323i
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12-01-2010, 08:52 AM

(12-01-2010, 06:37 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg185630#msg185630 date=1291190598]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3709.msg185626#msg185626 date=1291188412]
Went from one of the greatest days: Me losing my virginity... To one of the fucking worst.

And it turns out that you are the father.
[/quote]

Teen Preggers?
[/quote]

she said no






11:35 Socks Greatbacon_work: Just accept the idea of enemas.
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Evil Cheese
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12-01-2010, 09:12 AM

Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg185537#msg185537 date=1291160441]
[quote author=Live-Free-Or-Pie link=topic=3709.msg185534#msg185534 date=1291159916]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg185500#msg185500 date=1291143350]
To answer all questions I broke my hand from wrestling a bear.that was on fire.and had chainsaws for hands...and he had a mustache.



either that or the chair i punched while enraged.


both are dumb reasons.

[Image: 421px-Saxton_fire.jpg]

Would like a word with you
[/quote]

I want that as an actual comic series. valve, don't let me down.
[/quote]

Two words. Episode three.
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Chief
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12-01-2010, 05:43 PM

(12-01-2010, 08:52 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg185636#msg185636 date=1291203473]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg185630#msg185630 date=1291190598]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3709.msg185626#msg185626 date=1291188412]
Went from one of the greatest days: Me losing my virginity... To one of the fucking worst.

And it turns out that you are the father.
[/quote]

Teen Preggers?
[/quote]

she said no
[/quote]she told everyone the size



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HeK
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12-01-2010, 06:14 PM

(12-01-2010, 05:43 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg185649#msg185649 date=1291211549]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg185636#msg185636 date=1291203473]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg185630#msg185630 date=1291190598]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3709.msg185626#msg185626 date=1291188412]
Went from one of the greatest days: Me losing my virginity... To one of the fucking worst.

And it turns out that you are the father.
[/quote]

Teen Preggers?
[/quote]

she said no
[/quote]she told everyone the size
[/quote]

The Doctor called with the test results?
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PyroZombie
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12-01-2010, 07:44 PM

(12-01-2010, 06:14 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg185723#msg185723 date=1291243424]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg185649#msg185649 date=1291211549]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg185636#msg185636 date=1291203473]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg185630#msg185630 date=1291190598]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3709.msg185626#msg185626 date=1291188412]
Went from one of the greatest days: Me losing my virginity... To one of the fucking worst.

And it turns out that you are the father.
[/quote]

Teen Preggers?
[/quote]

she said no
[/quote]she told everyone the size
[/quote]

The Doctor called with the test results?
[/quote]She's a praying mantis?


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Blue Crew.....I got nothing flashy set up.
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Totla
Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!


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12-01-2010, 07:59 PM

I have a D and an F right now. I need to get my shit together.


(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.

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rumsfald
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12-01-2010, 08:33 PM

(12-01-2010, 07:44 PM)PyroZombie link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg185724#msg185724 date=1291245252]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg185723#msg185723 date=1291243424]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg185649#msg185649 date=1291211549]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg185636#msg185636 date=1291203473]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg185630#msg185630 date=1291190598]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3709.msg185626#msg185626 date=1291188412]
Went from one of the greatest days: Me losing my virginity... To one of the fucking worst.
And it turns out that you are the father.
[/quote]
Teen Preggers?
[/quote]
she said no
[/quote]she told everyone the size
[/quote]
The Doctor called with the test results?
[/quote]She's a praying mantis?
[/quote]
She asked you to shota in her face again?
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Chief
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12-01-2010, 08:34 PM

(12-01-2010, 08:33 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg185733#msg185733 date=1291250668]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg185724#msg185724 date=1291245252]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg185723#msg185723 date=1291243424]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg185649#msg185649 date=1291211549]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg185636#msg185636 date=1291203473]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg185630#msg185630 date=1291190598]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3709.msg185626#msg185626 date=1291188412]
Went from one of the greatest days: Me losing my virginity... To one of the fucking worst.
And it turns out that you are the father.
[/quote]
Teen Preggers?
[/quote]
she said no
[/quote]she told everyone the size
[/quote]
The Doctor called with the test results?
[/quote]She's a praying mantis?
[/quote]
She asked you to shota in her face again?
[/quote]She wants a blow job?



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Turtle
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12-01-2010, 08:35 PM

(12-01-2010, 08:34 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg185746#msg185746 date=1291253617]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg185733#msg185733 date=1291250668]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg185724#msg185724 date=1291245252]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg185723#msg185723 date=1291243424]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg185649#msg185649 date=1291211549]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg185636#msg185636 date=1291203473]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg185630#msg185630 date=1291190598]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3709.msg185626#msg185626 date=1291188412]
Went from one of the greatest days: Me losing my virginity... To one of the fucking worst.
And it turns out that you are the father.
[/quote]
Teen Preggers?
[/quote]
she said no
[/quote]she told everyone the size
[/quote]
The Doctor called with the test results?
[/quote]She's a praying mantis?
[/quote]
She asked you to shota in her face again?
[/quote]She wants a blow job?
[/quote]
She's not really a she?


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Live-Free-Or-Pie
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12-01-2010, 08:54 PM

(12-01-2010, 08:35 PM)Turtle link Wrote: [quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg185747#msg185747 date=1291253652]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg185746#msg185746 date=1291253617]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg185733#msg185733 date=1291250668]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg185724#msg185724 date=1291245252]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg185723#msg185723 date=1291243424]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg185649#msg185649 date=1291211549]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg185636#msg185636 date=1291203473]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg185630#msg185630 date=1291190598]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3709.msg185626#msg185626 date=1291188412]
Went from one of the greatest days: Me losing my virginity... To one of the fucking worst.
And it turns out that you are the father.
[/quote]
Teen Preggers?
[/quote]
she said no
[/quote]she told everyone the size
[/quote]
The Doctor called with the test results?
[/quote]She's a praying mantis?
[/quote]
She asked you to shota in her face again?
[/quote]She wants a blow job?
[/quote]
She's not really a she?
[/quote]
[Image: chris-hansen.jpg%5D]?
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[SiN] Merc
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12-01-2010, 09:36 PM

(12-01-2010, 08:54 PM)Live-Free-Or-Pie link Wrote: [quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg185748#msg185748 date=1291253717]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg185747#msg185747 date=1291253652]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg185746#msg185746 date=1291253617]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg185733#msg185733 date=1291250668]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg185724#msg185724 date=1291245252]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg185723#msg185723 date=1291243424]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg185649#msg185649 date=1291211549]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg185636#msg185636 date=1291203473]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg185630#msg185630 date=1291190598]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3709.msg185626#msg185626 date=1291188412]
Went from one of the greatest days: Me losing my virginity... To one of the fucking worst.
And it turns out that you are the father.
[/quote]
Teen Preggers?
[/quote]
she said no
[/quote]she told everyone the size
[/quote]
The Doctor called with the test results?
[/quote]She's a praying mantis?
[/quote]
She asked you to shota in her face again?
[/quote]She wants a blow job?
[/quote]
She's not really a she?
[/quote]
[Image: chris-hansen.jpg%5D]?
[/quote]
She's related to you, like princess Leia and Luke in Star Wars, and you just now found out?


HULKMANIA'S RUNNIN' WILD, BROTHER!
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KarthXLR
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Posts: 9,927
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12-01-2010, 09:41 PM

Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg185762#msg185762 date=1291257384]
[quote author=Live-Free-Or-Pie link=topic=3709.msg185751#msg185751 date=1291254842]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg185748#msg185748 date=1291253717]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg185747#msg185747 date=1291253652]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg185746#msg185746 date=1291253617]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg185733#msg185733 date=1291250668]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg185724#msg185724 date=1291245252]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg185723#msg185723 date=1291243424]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg185649#msg185649 date=1291211549]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg185636#msg185636 date=1291203473]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg185630#msg185630 date=1291190598]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3709.msg185626#msg185626 date=1291188412]
Went from one of the greatest days: Me losing my virginity... To one of the fucking worst.
And it turns out that you are the father.
[/quote]
Teen Preggers?
[/quote]
she said no
[/quote]she told everyone the size
[/quote]
The Doctor called with the test results?
[/quote]She's a praying mantis?
[/quote]
She asked you to shota in her face again?
[/quote]She wants a blow job?
[/quote]
She's not really a she?
[/quote]
[Image: chris-hansen.jpg%5D]?
[/quote]
She's related to you, like princess Leia and Luke in Star Wars, and you just now found out?
[/quote]
JUST TELL US FOR GOD'S SAKE
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If-I-Die-Its-Lag
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12-01-2010, 10:07 PM

(12-01-2010, 09:41 PM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg185762#msg185762 date=1291257384]
[quote author=Live-Free-Or-Pie link=topic=3709.msg185751#msg185751 date=1291254842]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg185748#msg185748 date=1291253717]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg185747#msg185747 date=1291253652]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg185746#msg185746 date=1291253617]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg185733#msg185733 date=1291250668]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg185724#msg185724 date=1291245252]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg185723#msg185723 date=1291243424]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg185649#msg185649 date=1291211549]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg185636#msg185636 date=1291203473]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg185630#msg185630 date=1291190598]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3709.msg185626#msg185626 date=1291188412]
Went from one of the greatest days: Me losing my virginity... To one of the fucking worst.
And it turns out that you are the father.
[/quote]
Teen Preggers?
[/quote]
she said no
[/quote]she told everyone the size
[/quote]
The Doctor called with the test results?
[/quote]She's a praying mantis?
[/quote]
She asked you to shota in her face again?
[/quote]She wants a blow job?
[/quote]
She's not really a she?
[/quote]
[Image: chris-hansen.jpg%5D]?
[/quote]
She's related to you, like princess Leia and Luke in Star Wars, and you just now found out?
[/quote]
JUST TELL US FOR GOD'S SAKE
[/quote]
That you're really a horse?
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