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09-23-2010, 03:54 AM

Fuckers at the airport confiscated my toothpaste, which was 3/4 used...


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09-23-2010, 07:43 AM

(09-23-2010, 03:54 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: Fuckers at the airport confiscated my toothpaste, which was 3/4 used...

Must be great to work at an airport and get all kinds of free shit.


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09-23-2010, 08:00 AM

(09-23-2010, 07:43 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=2632.msg174973#msg174973 date=1285232084]
Fuckers at the airport confiscated my toothpaste, which was 3/4 used...

Must be great to work at an airport and get all kinds of free shit.
[/quote]yeah, mostly-used toothpaste can make you some mad cash on ebay, especially if it's got dried crusty bits that look like JESUS



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09-23-2010, 01:21 PM

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-S...yshows.htm


now I can help fight breast cancer


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09-23-2010, 01:38 PM

(09-23-2010, 01:21 PM)Squishy link Wrote: http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-S...yshows.htm


now I can help fight breast cancer

Nice fake webpage.



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09-23-2010, 01:50 PM

(09-23-2010, 01:38 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=Squishy link=topic=2632.msg175014#msg175014 date=1285266061]
http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-S...yshows.htm


now I can help fight breast cancer

Nice fake webpage.


[/quote]thx, I'm gonna start telling women they can help fight breast cancer by giving me blowjobs and if they ask for proof I'll direct them to that site. Smile


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09-23-2010, 02:27 PM

(09-23-2010, 01:50 PM)Squishy link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg175016#msg175016 date=1285267119]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=2632.msg175014#msg175014 date=1285266061]
http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-S...yshows.htm


now I can help fight breast cancer

Nice fake webpage.


[/quote]thx, I'm gonna start telling women they can help fight breast cancer by giving me blowjobs and if they ask for proof I'll direct them to that site. Smile
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this is old, there was a comedian from like 2007 who said those exact same words on stage


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10-02-2010, 06:14 PM

I am about to go to a party. 


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(10-02-2010, 06:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: I am about to go to a party. 


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And then you were Sean Connery

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10-02-2010, 07:28 PM

(10-02-2010, 06:31 PM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg176632#msg176632 date=1286061257]
I am about to go to a party. 


I am currently wearing a Kilt.
And then you were Sean Connery

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And then Sean Connery was Mel Gibson.

WAT A TWEEST.


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(10-03-2010, 09:17 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQaBQ9beg8V49Zy3zoI13t...cbZaKM-PM=]

Um, ummm...

Salami!


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10-04-2010, 04:30 AM

And I thought my walls were formidable...

People can be quite frustrating and saddening creatures.



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10-04-2010, 10:18 AM

Been working at this store for two, maybe three weeks with almost no shifts. It's been alright, wanted more hours. So, I go into work the other day and my boss pulls me into the back. She's a really cool kid (I'm actually older than her by a bit) but she seems really serious. She says "I need to talk to you about something" and I say "Okaaaaaay....."

She laughs, and long story short she hands me an offer to take her position as assistant manager (she would move up to replace a bitch I don't like as our store manager). I haven't taken it yet since I have a few things to ask, but still... only been there such a short time, can't really complain, can I?
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10-04-2010, 04:27 PM

(10-04-2010, 10:18 AM)Luinbariel link Wrote: Been working at this store for two, maybe three weeks with almost no shifts. It's been alright, wanted more hours. So, I go into work the other day and my boss pulls me into the back. She's a really cool kid (I'm actually older than her by a bit) but she seems really serious. She says "I need to talk to you about something" and I say "Okaaaaaay....."

She laughs, and long story short she hands me an offer to take her position as assistant manager (she would move up to replace a bitch I don't like as our store manager). I haven't taken it yet since I have a few things to ask, but still... only been there such a short time, can't really complain, can I?
do it so i can cause havoc in your store and you can make your workers clean it up instead of you



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(10-04-2010, 04:27 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: [quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=2632.msg176930#msg176930 date=1286205484]
Been working at this store for two, maybe three weeks with almost no shifts. It's been alright, wanted more hours. So, I go into work the other day and my boss pulls me into the back. She's a really cool kid (I'm actually older than her by a bit) but she seems really serious. She says "I need to talk to you about something" and I say "Okaaaaaay....."

She laughs, and long story short she hands me an offer to take her position as assistant manager (she would move up to replace a bitch I don't like as our store manager). I haven't taken it yet since I have a few things to ask, but still... only been there such a short time, can't really complain, can I?
do it so i can cause havoc in your store and you can make your workers clean it up instead of you
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You put it there, you pick it up

Also lol no. I would do that maybe to one employee who's lazy as fuck, but even then I'd feel bad.
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10-04-2010, 06:02 PM

Someone drove around shooting people near me today but I wasn't aware of it. News is still slow on WTF is going on. Guy killed himself though so area is safe.


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10-05-2010, 02:09 PM

just beat me2

kinda sad it's over


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10-05-2010, 02:11 PM

(10-05-2010, 02:09 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: just beat me2

kinda sad it's over

No one left behind, I hope.


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10-05-2010, 02:25 PM

(10-05-2010, 02:09 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: just beat me2

kinda sad it's over

Which reminds me I need to get that shadow broker dlc  :p
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