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10-05-2010, 02:32 PM

Quote: Merc link=topic=2632.msg177121#msg177121 date=1286305870]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg177120#msg177120 date=1286305762]
just beat me2

kinda sad it's over

No one left behind, I hope.
[/quote]
ehh, i let thane and mordin die


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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10-05-2010, 02:34 PM

(10-05-2010, 02:32 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=2632.msg177121#msg177121 date=1286305870]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg177120#msg177120 date=1286305762]
just beat me2

kinda sad it's over

No one left behind, I hope.
[/quote]
ehh, i let thane and mordin die
[/quote]

Aw, I liked Mordin. He was the very model of a scientist salarian


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10-05-2010, 02:39 PM

Quote: Merc link=topic=2632.msg177131#msg177131 date=1286307270]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg177130#msg177130 date=1286307155]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=2632.msg177121#msg177121 date=1286305870]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg177120#msg177120 date=1286305762]
just beat me2

kinda sad it's over

No one left behind, I hope.
[/quote]
ehh, i let thane and mordin die
[/quote]

Aw, I liked Mordin. He was the very model of a scientist salarian
[/quote]
yeah he was kinda cool, but i didn't read ahead on how to have everyone survive, and i don't like to go back and change what happened because i read a guide


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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10-05-2010, 02:43 PM

(10-05-2010, 02:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=2632.msg177131#msg177131 date=1286307270]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg177130#msg177130 date=1286307155]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=2632.msg177121#msg177121 date=1286305870]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg177120#msg177120 date=1286305762]
just beat me2

kinda sad it's over

No one left behind, I hope.
[/quote]
ehh, i let thane and mordin die
[/quote]

Aw, I liked Mordin. He was the very model of a scientist salarian
[/quote]
yeah he was kinda cool, but i didn't read ahead on how to have everyone survive, and i don't like to go back and change what happened because i read a guide
[/quote]

First time through, everyone lived.
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10-05-2010, 02:49 PM

(10-05-2010, 02:43 PM)If-I-Die-Its-Lag link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg177133#msg177133 date=1286307588]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=2632.msg177131#msg177131 date=1286307270]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg177130#msg177130 date=1286307155]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=2632.msg177121#msg177121 date=1286305870]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg177120#msg177120 date=1286305762]
just beat me2

kinda sad it's over

No one left behind, I hope.
[/quote]
ehh, i let thane and mordin die
[/quote]

Aw, I liked Mordin. He was the very model of a scientist salarian
[/quote]
yeah he was kinda cool, but i didn't read ahead on how to have everyone survive, and i don't like to go back and change what happened because i read a guide
[/quote]

First time through, everyone lived.
[/quote]

I'm playing it through for the 2nd time. First time through only Mordin died. I'm hoping to keep everyone alive this time.






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10-05-2010, 02:51 PM

I didn't even know that my teammates could die my first play through.

Of course, that same play through, I was pissed that half my crew died. I didn't know that could happen.  Sad


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10-05-2010, 03:11 PM

(10-04-2010, 06:02 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: Someone drove around shooting people near me today but I wasn't aware of it. News is still slow on WTF is going on. Guy killed himself though so area is safe.
<3 I thought about calling you when I heard it on the radio last night, was hoping you were safe.



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10-05-2010, 04:01 PM

(10-05-2010, 03:11 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2632.msg176993#msg176993 date=1286233364]
Someone drove around shooting people near me today but I wasn't aware of it. News is still slow on WTF is going on. Guy killed himself though so area is safe.
<3 I thought about calling you when I heard it on the radio last night, was hoping you were safe.
[/quote]

I didn't even know until someone posted on facebook and then I called my wife and she was like what shooting?


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(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

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10-05-2010, 07:48 PM

Holy Crap. I mean....holy crap.

Today...wow, where to start.

Well, I usually get to use one of our cars every other week. Today, my dad goes up to me and tells me he needs the car today. *sigh* That just means I'll have to ride my bike today. Oh well. So I'm on my way home when it starts pouring. And when I say pouring, I mean POURING. It was practically raining cats and dogs out there. I get home, and less than a minute after I get inside, it starts hailing. Holy crap, we haven't gotten hail in years. If I had been a minute later....yikes.

So I sit down, watch a movie, yada yada, and I manage to catch a ride back to school. We finish play practice around 5:00, and then one of our kids just starts freaking out. He keeps screaming, "OH MY GOD LOOK OUTSIDE". I looked and dropped my jaw. It was raining the hardest I've ever seen it rain in Arizona. On top of that, we had to hold our hallway doors closed or else the wind would throw them open. This is the worst storm I've been in in a long long time. On top of all this, it starts hailing again. Oh my god. And this, this hail is MUCH bigger. Large marble sized, not quite the size of a ping pong ball. This goes on for about 10 minutes. I come home to see so much damage done to our neighborhood. Windows are broken, trees have been pulled up, and hail has done damage to more things than I can remember. We're lucky, a couple of our screen windows are torn up and only one window is broken. I haven't been able to contact my dad.

My mom told me on the way home that the reason I couldn't use the car today, is that my Dad's Carpool's Wife died.


Well...a lot happened today.
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(10-05-2010, 07:48 PM)Karth link Wrote: My mom told me on the way home that the reason I couldn't use the car today, is that my Dad's Carpool Mistress died.

My condolences.
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(10-05-2010, 09:08 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=2632.msg177196#msg177196 date=1286326105]
My mom told me on the way home that the reason I couldn't use the car today, is that my Dad's Carpool Mistress died.

My condolences.
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She apparently had severe diabetes. My parents went over to their house tonight.


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10-06-2010, 07:30 AM

(10-05-2010, 07:48 PM)Karth link Wrote: Holy Crap. I mean....holy crap.

Today...wow, where to start.

Well, I usually get to use one of our cars every other week. Today, my dad goes up to me and tells me he needs the car today. *sigh* That just means I'll have to ride my bike today. Oh well. So I'm on my way home when it starts pouring. And when I say pouring, I mean POURING. It was practically raining cats and dogs out there. I get home, and less than a minute after I get inside, it starts hailing. Holy crap, we haven't gotten hail in years. If I had been a minute later....yikes.

So I sit down, watch a movie, yada yada, and I manage to catch a ride back to school. We finish play practice around 5:00, and then one of our kids just starts freaking out. He keeps screaming, "OH MY GOD LOOK OUTSIDE". I looked and dropped my jaw. It was raining the hardest I've ever seen it rain in Arizona. On top of that, we had to hold our hallway doors closed or else the wind would throw them open. This is the worst storm I've been in in a long long time. On top of all this, it starts hailing again. Oh my god. And this, this hail is MUCH bigger. Large marble sized, not quite the size of a ping pong ball. This goes on for about 10 minutes. I come home to see so much damage done to our neighborhood. Windows are broken, trees have been pulled up, and hail has done damage to more things than I can remember. We're lucky, a couple of our screen windows are torn up and only one window is broken. I haven't been able to contact my dad.

My mom told me on the way home that the reason I couldn't use the car today, is that my Dad's Carpool's Wife died.


Well...a lot happened today.


There was a hailstorm that passed through Omaha back in August. I wish I could find the picture but a softball sized hailstone fell about 4 blocks from us.






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Was at the gym, running on the treadmill. One of the TV sets there is tuned to CNN and that photo of Tiger Wood's shot came up and they zoomed in on the cigar guy. I saw this and promptly slipped, lost my footing, and damn near broke my shit in front of the 7-ish other people (all girls) using the treads.
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10-06-2010, 08:22 PM

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10-06-2010, 09:19 PM

(10-06-2010, 10:29 AM)Eightball link Wrote: Was at the gym, running on the treadmill. One of the TV sets there is tuned to CNN and that photo of Tiger Wood's shot came up and they zoomed in on the cigar guy. I saw this and promptly slipped, lost my footing, and damn near broke my shit in front of the 7-ish other people (all girls) using the treads.

I gotta be honest with you eight. I cackled like a madman.


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10-08-2010, 08:14 AM

This has got to be one of the weirder spam/phishing emails I've gotten


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Dear Jenny,

I love you so much and you know that. I can spend the rest of my life with you. I told you I have never loved someone as much as you.

I have optimism and I have doubts.

I am not young. I have tremendous pressure in my life with work, with my divorce, with my son, with my house, with my finances and with our relationship.

The language barrier with both of us is very difficult for me. One of the main factors for convincing you to go back to Blue Spa is that I am not convinced we can make this relationship work. You will have difficulty understanding this conversation.

Loving you is very easy. Relating to you is the most difficult thing in the world for me. My life is very hectic.

Another thing. We both need to be tested for sexual diseases. My doctor today said that unprotected oral sex and kissing for an extended period can result in venereal disease if the partner has a disease. This disease can appear at any time even years from now. I am so angry at that. He said anyone that has had unprotected oral sex with a person they do not know is asking for death to themselves and to their partners. Jenny, I have made an appointment with my doctor to get tested for all sexual diseases including HIV and AIDS. I will not see you until you get tested for all diseases and show me the results. I expect the same from you.

Also, I will need you to do the same thing after you are finished with Blue Spa. You may want to wait until January.

We will not have any sexual contact until you are finished with Blue Spa. You told me you had unprotected sexual contact with customers so the sex would be over quickly. That is a lack of responsibility to yourself and others. I have not been feeling well over the last 2 weeks and I am very concerned for myself and my son. I hope you understand the impact of this.

I wanted to see you tonight to discuss my appointment with my doctor. Please ask Coco and Tina if they have unprotected Oral sex and if they did, did they get tested for it. Please do not call me until you get tested for this.




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10-08-2010, 10:42 AM

(10-08-2010, 08:14 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: This has got to be one of the weirder spam/phishing emails I've gotten

What is this I don't even.


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10-08-2010, 03:18 PM

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