Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread)

[sarcasticsteve]

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Wow, thats a very good copy of the BBC site...

In other news, apparently God ordered 2 girls 1 cup:

32 "This is what the Sovereign LORD says:
       "You will drink your sister's cup,
       a cup large and deep;
       it will bring scorn and derision,
       for it holds so much.

33 You will be filled with drunkenness and sorrow,
       the cup of ruin and desolation,
       the cup of your sister Samaria.

34 You will drink it and drain it dry;
       you will dash it to pieces
       and tear your breasts.
      I have spoken, declares the Sovereign LORD.

35 "Therefore this is what the Sovereign LORD says: Since you have forgotten me and thrust me behind your back, you must bear the consequences of your lewdness and prostitution.

Source

-Steve

[Luca Shoal]

No, its fucking real, buy me some

FUCK, its only available in the Northwestern US, Wedge, buy me a bottle and Ill reimburse you for it + shipping

You can make your own.

[Squishy3]

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Looks like I'm making my zombie shelter now.

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=52.msg79848#msg79848 date=1241173482]
No, its fucking real, buy me some

FUCK, its only available in the Northwestern US, Wedge, buy me a bottle and Ill reimburse you for it + shipping

You can make your own.
[/quote]

But I want that bottle

[CorpseFactor]

[quote author=Chronomaster link=topic=52.msg79849#msg79849 date=1241173723]
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Looks like I'm making my zombie shelter now.
[/quote]Well....Shit...we're fucked.

[Squishy3]

[quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=52.msg79936#msg79936 date=1241204556]
[quote author=Chronomaster link=topic=52.msg79849#msg79849 date=1241173723]
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Looks like I'm making my zombie shelter now.
[/quote]Well....Shit...we're fucked.
[/quote]Come on, we gotta find Frank West, Zoey, Bill, Louis and Francis, and a mall that's as well stocked as the one in Dawn of the Dead or Dead Rising. AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO WE LET ANYBODY THE FUCK IN, cause that's how you get fucked. also kill the security guards because they'll fuck you over too.

[Dave]

[quote author=Corpse The Shenanigan Declarer link=topic=52.msg79948#msg79948 date=1241213392]
[quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=52.msg79936#msg79936 date=1241204556]
[quote author=Chronomaster link=topic=52.msg79849#msg79849 date=1241173723]
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Looks like I'm making my zombie shelter now.
[/quote]Well....Shit...we're fucked.
[/quote]Come on, we gotta find Frank West, Zoey, Bill, Louis and Francis, and a mall that's as well stocked as the one in Dawn of the Dead or Dead Rising. AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO WE LET ANYBODY THE FUCK IN, cause that's how you get fucked. also kill the security guards because they'll fuck you over too.
[/quote]

nope, biker gangs fuck you in the end that way, watch the original nubcakes.

[sarcasticsteve]

[quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=52.msg79950#msg79950 date=1241213993]
[quote author=Corpse The Shenanigan Declarer link=topic=52.msg79948#msg79948 date=1241213392]
[quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=52.msg79936#msg79936 date=1241204556]
[quote author=Chronomaster link=topic=52.msg79849#msg79849 date=1241173723]
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Looks like I'm making my zombie shelter now.
[/quote]Well....Shit...we're fucked.
[/quote]Come on, we gotta find Frank West, Zoey, Bill, Louis and Francis, and a mall that's as well stocked as the one in Dawn of the Dead or Dead Rising. AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO WE LET ANYBODY THE FUCK IN, cause that's how you get fucked. also kill the security guards because they'll fuck you over too.
[/quote]

nope, biker gangs fuck you in the end that way, watch the original nubcakes.
[/quote]

There is an easier way to solve the problem...you only need one man and two items:
Bruce Campbell
Chainsaw
Boomstick

Nuff said

[Squishy3]

[quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=52.msg79950#msg79950 date=1241213993]
[quote author=Corpse The Shenanigan Declarer link=topic=52.msg79948#msg79948 date=1241213392]
[quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=52.msg79936#msg79936 date=1241204556]
[quote author=Chronomaster link=topic=52.msg79849#msg79849 date=1241173723]
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Looks like I'm making my zombie shelter now.
[/quote]Well....Shit...we're fucked.
[/quote]Come on, we gotta find Frank West, Zoey, Bill, Louis and Francis, and a mall that's as well stocked as the one in Dawn of the Dead or Dead Rising. AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO WE LET ANYBODY THE FUCK IN, cause that's how you get fucked. also kill the security guards because they'll fuck you over too.
[/quote]

nope, biker gangs fuck you in the end that way, watch the original nubcakes.
[/quote]well I'll kill the biker gangs first, how bout that

[Dave]

[quote author=Dave link=topic=52.msg79953#msg79953 date=1241214228]
[quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=52.msg79950#msg79950 date=1241213993]
[quote author=Corpse The Shenanigan Declarer link=topic=52.msg79948#msg79948 date=1241213392]
[quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=52.msg79936#msg79936 date=1241204556]
[quote author=Chronomaster link=topic=52.msg79849#msg79849 date=1241173723]
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Looks like I'm making my zombie shelter now.
[/quote]Well....Shit...we're fucked.
[/quote]Come on, we gotta find Frank West, Zoey, Bill, Louis and Francis, and a mall that's as well stocked as the one in Dawn of the Dead or Dead Rising. AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO WE LET ANYBODY THE FUCK IN, cause that's how you get fucked. also kill the security guards because they'll fuck you over too.
[/quote]

nope, biker gangs fuck you in the end that way, watch the original nubcakes.
[/quote]well I'll kill the biker gangs first, how bout that
[/quote]

how about you try it and you die in an elevator.

[A. Crow]

did we already have one of these threads?

[zaneyard]

i dont know how long i can handle having a headbanging cat as an avatar before i get annoyed with it and go back to the pinchy

[sarcasticsteve]

i dont know how long i can handle having a headbanging cat as an avatar before i get annoyed with it and go back to the pinchy

This is the first I've seen of it and it already annoys me

[copulatingduck]

From http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/





and this classy lady [nsfw]

[A. Crow]

speaking of class...

[flash=200,200]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddhVSQlExYE&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com%2Fcgi%2Fvidplayer.pl%3FIDLink%3D4364156&feature=player_embedded[/flash]

^.^b

[Dave]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1902960

[sarcasticsteve]

speaking of class...

[flash=200,200]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddhVSQlExYE&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com%2Fcgi%2Fvidplayer.pl%3FIDLink%3D4364156&feature=player_embedded[/flash]

^.^b

Will she marry me..?

[Versus]

http://i.gizmodo.com/5224528/i-ate-the-w...e-keyboard

[KarthXLR]

http://i.gizmodo.com/5224528/i-ate-the-w...e-keyboard

That looks so disgusting...

[KarthXLR]

http://blip.tv/play/AdHSQJS7dQ