The "Fuck my life" thread

[Eschatos]

No internet for at least a week.  So bored.

[Turtle]

ceramics class is an easy a but the teacher is a complete douche

takes me 2 days to make this project, give it to her so she can put it in the kiln. she fucking brakes it because she like dropped it into it, and blames me for breaking my pot and someone elses that it landed on. I say "i wasn't the one who's holding it" and now i have lunch detention for the next 2 days.

what the fuck.

[Dtrain323i]

ceramics class is an easy a but the teacher is a complete douche

takes me 2 days to make this project, give it to her so she can put it in the kiln. she fucking brakes it because she like dropped it into it, and blames me for breaking my pot and someone elses that it landed on. I say "i wasn't the one who's holding it" and now i have lunch detention for the next 2 days.

what the fuck.

hahahahaha lunch detention

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg205224#msg205224 date=1304474607]
ceramics class is an easy a but the teacher is a complete douche

takes me 2 days to make this project, give it to her so she can put it in the kiln. she fucking brakes it because she like dropped it into it, and blames me for breaking my pot and someone elses that it landed on. I say "i wasn't the one who's holding it" and now i have lunch detention for the next 2 days.

what the fuck.

hahahahaha lunch detention
[/quote]
I thought turtle was like 14. Shouldn't you be in high school by now?

[Negate]

Fuck my garbage shit school, apparently we needed to have filled out a form to graduate in May. They never told us a thing, put up a poster on campus or sent us an email even though they spam my inbox every goddamn day with useless shit thats happening on campus. They can't tell me ONCE until way after the deadline. If they try to fuck me on this they are gonna regret it.

[Kirby]

Fuck my garbage shit school, apparently we needed to have filled out a form to graduate in May. They never told us a thing, put up a poster on campus or sent us an email even though they spam my inbox every goddamn day with useless shit thats happening on campus. They can't tell me ONCE until way after the deadline. If they try to fuck me on this they are gonna regret it.

:-[

[Versus]

wow that blows

[Stein]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg205224#msg205224 date=1304474607]
ceramics class is an easy a but the teacher is a complete douche

takes me 2 days to make this project, give it to her so she can put it in the kiln. she fucking brakes it because she like dropped it into it, and blames me for breaking my pot and someone elses that it landed on. I say "i wasn't the one who's holding it" and now i have lunch detention for the next 2 days.

what the fuck.

hahahahaha lunch detention
[/quote]
Lolwut?
Dick teacher though. That happened to me once, but instead of blaming me she just sent me home with two pieces of clay and told me to superglue it back together . Never said sorry.
7th grade :'(

Fuck my garbage shit school, apparently we needed to have filled out a form to graduate in May. They never told us a thing, put up a poster on campus or sent us an email even though they spam my inbox every goddamn day with useless shit thats happening on campus. They can't tell me ONCE until way after the deadline. If they try to fuck me on this they are gonna regret it.

wtffff
BTW I hate inbox-spamming schools.

[ThunderStain]

Missed first day of intersession. My engineering and design course is fucked, and my math teacher hasn't shown up. fuck.

[Vlambo]

Missed first day of intersession. My engineering and design course is fucked, and my math teacher hasn't shown up. fuck.

You missed the first day at CONA? I wouldn't be too worried

[ThunderStain]

[quote author=ThunderStain link=topic=3709.msg205314#msg205314 date=1304548743]
Missed first day of intersession. My engineering and design course is fucked, and my math teacher hasn't shown up. fuck.

You missed the first day at CONA? I wouldn't be too worried
[/quote]
Text me later. My phone update erased all my contacts.

[Negate]

Well it turns out I can graduate but that the mandatory rehearsal is dangerously close to my interview for a job. Better hope I can make it from the interview in time .

[Turtle]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg205227#msg205227 date=1304475013]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg205224#msg205224 date=1304474607]
ceramics class is an easy a but the teacher is a complete douche

takes me 2 days to make this project, give it to her so she can put it in the kiln. she fucking brakes it because she like dropped it into it, and blames me for breaking my pot and someone elses that it landed on. I say "i wasn't the one who's holding it" and now i have lunch detention for the next 2 days.

what the fuck.

hahahahaha lunch detention
[/quote]
I thought turtle was like 14. Shouldn't you be in high school by now?
[/quote]
I fucking am. They make you sit with the rent-a-cop security guards

[sk8mystery23]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg205231#msg205231 date=1304476967]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg205227#msg205227 date=1304475013]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg205224#msg205224 date=1304474607]
ceramics class is an easy a but the teacher is a complete douche

takes me 2 days to make this project, give it to her so she can put it in the kiln. she fucking brakes it because she like dropped it into it, and blames me for breaking my pot and someone elses that it landed on. I say "i wasn't the one who's holding it" and now i have lunch detention for the next 2 days.

what the fuck.

hahahahaha lunch detention
[/quote]
I thought turtle was like 14. Shouldn't you be in high school by now?
[/quote]
I fucking am. They make you sit with the rent-a-cop security guards
[/quote]

My High School had real cops, straight up, it was weird though, cause I went to a school with a bunch of rich douche bags, but whatever.

[copulatingduck]

We had 1 security guard. But between getting caught using school funds to by assault rifles with a campus administrator, and running over a kid with the golf cart, he was eventually fired after over a decade of almost-tenure

[A. Crow]

ha, That's awesome.

Well it turns out I can graduate but that the mandatory rehearsal is dangerously close to my interview for a job. Better hope I can make it from the interview in time .

Just call the company, they're trying to recruit you out of college, they should understand the need to reschedule.  And if they don't, fuck em, you probably don't want to work for them anyways. 

[Vandamguy]

ceramics class is an easy a but the teacher is a complete douche

takes me 2 days to make this project, give it to her so she can put it in the kiln. she fucking brakes it because she like dropped it into it, and blames me for breaking my pot and someone elses that it landed on. I say "i wasn't the one who's holding it" and now i have lunch detention for the next 2 days.

what the fuck.

Breaks*
Drop ceramics, take English.

[A. Crow]

There's a phone in my room.  It's routed through the states, so I have a stateside area code and number.  It receives calls just fine... at midnight to 3 am... from every mother fucker in XXXXX looking for the God Damned Office Max. 

[Stein]

There's a phone in my room.  It's routed through the states, so I have a stateside area code and number.  It receives calls just fine... at midnight to 3 am... from every mother fucker in XXXXX looking for the God Damned Office Max. 

lololol
Get them to change the number for you, 'cause sleep is good.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg205231#msg205231 date=1304476967]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg205227#msg205227 date=1304475013]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg205224#msg205224 date=1304474607]
ceramics class is an easy a but the teacher is a complete douche

takes me 2 days to make this project, give it to her so she can put it in the kiln. she fucking brakes it because she like dropped it into it, and blames me for breaking my pot and someone elses that it landed on. I say "i wasn't the one who's holding it" and now i have lunch detention for the next 2 days.

what the fuck.

hahahahaha lunch detention
[/quote]
I thought turtle was like 14. Shouldn't you be in high school by now?
[/quote]
I fucking am. They make you sit with the rent-a-cop security guards
[/quote]

Become bros with them, make them think you're cool. Then be nearly untouchable since the guards all love you.