The "Fuck my life" thread

[Cloud_9ine]

[quote author=Cloud_9ine link=topic=3709.msg209654#msg209654 date=1307660469]
>5" of rain in a few hours.
>Thought I did a good sealant job on the basement.
>5" of rain > shitty sealant job
>Basement has a shit ton of wall water.
>I live in the basement.

continue to neglect sealing keep on living in the basement. become aquaman.
[/quote]

[Surf314]

Our bodies are kind of stupid. I finally filled my script for this crazy ass cough syrup because I was desperate to find a solution for my throat. It is actually working. Turns out my coughing was keeping my throat from healing and I was coughing because my throat was all fucked up.

[copulatingduck]

Our bodies are kind of stupid. I finally filled my script for this crazy ass cough syrup because I was desperate to find a solution for my throat. It is actually working. Turns out my coughing was keeping my throat from healing and I was coughing because my throat was all fucked up.

ever had strep before? that's pretty par for the course :\

[Dr. Zaius]

PS3 overheated while I was playing Metal Gear Solid 4.

Fuuuuck you Sony

[KarthXLR]

Lost my phone on a ride today. The phone itself is not what sucks, after all, I can get another phone. It had all of vacation photos and videos on it. ALL OF THEM

They found it.

[k0ala]

I shouldn't feel old...

All I did was repost a tweet from Jimmy Urine of MSI and the Left Rights.
Keen said "yeah my dad loves this band!"

:o

[A. Crow]

Saw this:

on reddit.

Now I'm fucking starving for greasy fastfood.  Good fucking luck finding some here. 

[Dtrain323i]

Kid I used to hang out with died. FFFFUUUUUUU

[Eschatos]

Got back from a weekend of visiting my parents to find my bike got stolen. 

[Dr. Zaius]

Got back from a weekend of visiting my parents to find my bike got stolen. 

I know that feel. I had a bag stolen out of my car while I was at a friend's house the other night.

There was probably $200worth of property in the bag.

[Kirby]

I know how you feel.

x 9000

My house got broken into.


ON ANOTHER NOTE.



I got finished with my fucking AWESOME steak bomb for dinner, lit up a big fatty, and went to wash my hands.

Eyes getting burned to fuck from smoke while washing hands, set fatty on lip of sink, resume washing hands, fatty falls into sink and gets sucked down drain by water.


FML


Rolling another one.  :-\

[Eschatos]

[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg210053#msg210053 date=1307917381]
Got back from a weekend of visiting my parents to find my bike got stolen. 

I know that feel. I had a bag stolen out of my car while I was at a friend's house the other night.

There was probably $200worth of property in the bag.
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And it's not like I left it unlocked or anything.  It was chained to a rack in my front yard.  Some motherfucker had to have taken some bolt cutters to it in full view of the street.  Time to watch Craigslist to see if it shows up.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

So every night the past few nights my internet's been going weird. Webpages don't load but fucking EVERYTHING ELSE does. Hoping it doesn't happen tonight but dunno why it'd be different.

[[SiN] Merc]

Just got back from A-kon, didn't eat anything for three days.

[matter11]

I know how you feel.

x 9000

My house got broken into.


ON ANOTHER NOTE.



I got finished with my fucking AWESOME steak bomb for dinner, lit up a big fatty, and went to wash my hands.

Eyes getting burned to fuck from smoke while washing hands, set fatty on lip of sink, resume washing hands, fatty falls into sink and gets sucked down drain by water.


FML


Rolling another one.  :-\

that sir is a bad day.

[Kirby]

[quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg210063#msg210063 date=1307922263]
I know how you feel.

x 9000

My house got broken into.


ON ANOTHER NOTE.



I got finished with my fucking AWESOME steak bomb for dinner, lit up a big fatty, and went to wash my hands.

Eyes getting burned to fuck from smoke while washing hands, set fatty on lip of sink, resume washing hands, fatty falls into sink and gets sucked down drain by water.


FML


Rolling another one.  :-\

that sir is a bad day.
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The house thing was weeks ago, btw.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

So every night the past few nights my internet's been going weird. Webpages don't load but fucking EVERYTHING ELSE does. Hoping it doesn't happen tonight but dunno why it'd be different.

it happened same time last night, ffs going to bitch at verizon so much

[rumsfald]

sucks, dtrain.

[Dtrain323i]

sucks, dtrain.

Yeah, word is that he OD'd. He was two weeks from graduating from College.

[KarthXLR]

My AC unit is dead. Again.