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07-05-2011, 04:46 PM

sux, at0m. my last remaining blood on the maternal side is deciding on Thurs whether or not to have neck surgery to reduce the risk of stroke in a 70% clogged artery, or to roll the dice.
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07-05-2011, 05:21 PM

(07-05-2011, 07:09 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg213481#msg213481 date=1309851375]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg212892#msg212892 date=1309499299]


http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Article_Listing
Lolololol blatant theft from SCP wiki.  Don't remember the exact name, but it's in here somewhere.
[/quote]Took me literally 10 seconds to find. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173
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Well I guess I'm a dumbass but I still find the SCP wiki quite entertaining.



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07-05-2011, 07:03 PM

Turns out a friend of mine has been cheating on her husband since before they were married. She has slept with 3 other men in the 2 years they've been married. One of them is ALSO married and she's still fucking him. I've known this girl since 8th grade and I consider her to be absolute poison.






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07-05-2011, 07:08 PM

(07-05-2011, 07:03 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: Turns out a friend of mine has been cheating on her husband since before they were married. She has slept with 3 other men in the 2 years they've been married. One of them is ALSO married and she's still fucking him. I've known this girl since 8th grade and I consider her to be absolute poison.
You thought she was poison before? or think she is now?



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07-05-2011, 07:22 PM

(07-05-2011, 07:08 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg213646#msg213646 date=1309910587]
Turns out a friend of mine has been cheating on her husband since before they were married. She has slept with 3 other men in the 2 years they've been married. One of them is ALSO married and she's still fucking him. I've known this girl since 8th grade and I consider her to be absolute poison.
You thought she was poison before? or think she is now?
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Poison now.






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07-05-2011, 08:24 PM

EDIT- I'm an idiot.


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07-05-2011, 11:26 PM

my mom keeps "forgetting" the passwords I have stored in a keepass database for her and resets the accounts to something which she actually forgets

it's not the problem that i have to teach her how to do something, it's the fact that she forgets what i was showing her 10 seconds later.
every time


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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07-06-2011, 12:18 AM

talking to girl i like about how we should get together again and organize a day so it will actually happen, unlike almost last time we tried to get together
she doesnt fully remember the last time we got together

bad memory or she doesnt want to chill with me, sad face nonetheless



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07-06-2011, 12:23 AM

(07-05-2011, 11:26 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: my mom keeps "forgetting" the passwords I have stored in a keepass database for her and resets the accounts to something which she actually forgets

it's not the problem that i have to teach her how to do something, it's the fact that she forgets what i was showing her 10 seconds later.
every time
sounds like your solution is too complicated.

try a post-it note on the monitor.
you gota come down to their level mannnnnn
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07-06-2011, 12:55 AM

this is my shoutout to all the lonely bros, cheer up guys. hope this brightens your day like it does mine:

He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]


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suck on these
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07-06-2011, 01:01 AM

sorry duck ive seen that so many times in one month its lost all meaning to me ;_;



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07-06-2011, 01:03 AM

(07-06-2011, 01:01 AM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: sorry duck ive seen that so many times in one month its lost all meaning to me ;_;

u r dead 2 me


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07-06-2011, 01:12 AM

(07-06-2011, 12:55 AM)Duck link Wrote: this is my shoutout to all the lonely bros, cheer up guys. hope this brightens your day like it does mine:

He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

How many times has he posted it? Let's count!

(07-04-2011, 03:39 PM)Duck link Wrote: figured this thread could use some cheer


He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

(06-26-2011, 12:55 AM)Duck link Wrote: He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

(06-16-2011, 03:58 AM)Duck link Wrote: deserves a repost because it is literally impossible to have too much He-Man singing 4 Non Blondes in your life

He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

and probably some that were posted in irc or non-youtube formats.
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07-06-2011, 02:15 AM

(07-06-2011, 01:12 AM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg213691#msg213691 date=1309931747]
this is my shoutout to all the lonely bros, cheer up guys. hope this brightens your day like it does mine:

He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

How many times has he posted it? Let's count!

(07-04-2011, 03:39 PM)Duck link Wrote: figured this thread could use some cheer


He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

(06-26-2011, 12:55 AM)Duck link Wrote: He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

(06-16-2011, 03:58 AM)Duck link Wrote: deserves a repost because it is literally impossible to have too much He-Man singing 4 Non Blondes in your life

He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

and probably some that were posted in irc or non-youtube formats.
[/quote]

Thanks Karth. I was wondering how much rep I needed to give duck for posting the video.


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07-06-2011, 03:50 AM

(07-06-2011, 01:12 AM)Karth link Wrote: and probably some that were posted in irc or non-youtube formats.

i dont irc







also, it's my homepage, it comes up a lot and i love it


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07-06-2011, 07:07 AM

Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg213707#msg213707 date=1309936551]
Thanks Karth. I was wondering how much rep I needed to give duck for posting the video.
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07-06-2011, 09:09 AM

(07-06-2011, 01:12 AM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg213691#msg213691 date=1309931747]
this is my shoutout to all the lonely bros, cheer up guys. hope this brightens your day like it does mine:

He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

How many times has he posted it? Let's count!

(07-04-2011, 03:39 PM)Duck link Wrote: figured this thread could use some cheer


He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

(06-26-2011, 12:55 AM)Duck link Wrote: He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

(06-16-2011, 03:58 AM)Duck link Wrote: deserves a repost because it is literally impossible to have too much He-Man singing 4 Non Blondes in your life

He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

and probably some that were posted in irc or non-youtube formats.
[/quote]






And he STILL has a better track record for posting good youtube videos than you do.


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07-06-2011, 09:38 AM

Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg213707#msg213707 date=1309936551]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg213695#msg213695 date=1309932741]
[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg213691#msg213691 date=1309931747]
this is my shoutout to all the lonely bros, cheer up guys. hope this brightens your day like it does mine:

He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

How many times has he posted it? Let's count!

(07-04-2011, 03:39 PM)Duck link Wrote: figured this thread could use some cheer


He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

(06-26-2011, 12:55 AM)Duck link Wrote: He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

(06-16-2011, 03:58 AM)Duck link Wrote: deserves a repost because it is literally impossible to have too much He-Man singing 4 Non Blondes in your life

He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

and probably some that were posted in irc or non-youtube formats.
[/quote]

Thanks Karth. I was wondering how much positive rep I needed to give duck for posting the video.
[/quote]



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07-06-2011, 10:24 AM

(07-06-2011, 09:09 AM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg213695#msg213695 date=1309932741]
[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg213691#msg213691 date=1309931747]
this is my shoutout to all the lonely bros, cheer up guys. hope this brightens your day like it does mine:

He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

How many times has he posted it? Let's count!

(07-04-2011, 03:39 PM)Duck link Wrote: figured this thread could use some cheer


He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

(06-26-2011, 12:55 AM)Duck link Wrote: He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

(06-16-2011, 03:58 AM)Duck link Wrote: deserves a repost because it is literally impossible to have too much He-Man singing 4 Non Blondes in your life

He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

and probably some that were posted in irc or non-youtube formats.
[/quote]






And he STILL has a better track record for posting good youtube videos than you do.
[/quote]

Hi-yooooooooooooooooooooo


(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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07-06-2011, 10:25 AM

(07-06-2011, 09:38 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg213707#msg213707 date=1309936551]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg213695#msg213695 date=1309932741]
[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg213691#msg213691 date=1309931747]
this is my shoutout to all the lonely bros, cheer up guys. hope this brightens your day like it does mine:

He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

How many times has he posted it? Let's count!

(07-04-2011, 03:39 PM)Duck link Wrote: figured this thread could use some cheer


He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

(06-26-2011, 12:55 AM)Duck link Wrote: He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

(06-16-2011, 03:58 AM)Duck link Wrote: deserves a repost because it is literally impossible to have too much He-Man singing 4 Non Blondes in your life

He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes]

and probably some that were posted in irc or non-youtube formats.
[/quote]

Thanks Karth. I was wondering how much positive rep I needed to give duck for posting the video.
[/quote]
[/quote]

I still need to do two more. 2 hour wait feels bad man.  Sad


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