The "Fuck my life" thread

[HeK]

[quote author=Käse link=topic=3709.msg215517#msg215517 date=1310952640]
I was doing some crafts today and accidentally dropped hot glue onto my leg. It burned a layer of skin off about the size of a dime and I'm getting blisters on my hands since I used them to try and wipe away the glue.
LOL fml.

5 minutes later: and now my leg is oozing pus.

PRO TIP: Wear pants.
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Fuck pants!

[A. Crow]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg215524#msg215524 date=1310956233]
[quote author=Käse link=topic=3709.msg215517#msg215517 date=1310952640]
I was doing some crafts today and accidentally dropped hot glue onto my leg. It burned a layer of skin off about the size of a dime and I'm getting blisters on my hands since I used them to try and wipe away the glue.
LOL fml.

5 minutes later: and now my leg is oozing pus.

PRO TIP: Wear pants.
[/quote]

Fuck pants!
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I'm going to admit that I've been saying Fuck Pants in everyday conversation.  People WTF over it. 

Thankyou, At0m. 

[at0m]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg215528#msg215528 date=1310957491]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg215524#msg215524 date=1310956233]
[quote author=Käse link=topic=3709.msg215517#msg215517 date=1310952640]
I was doing some crafts today and accidentally dropped hot glue onto my leg. It burned a layer of skin off about the size of a dime and I'm getting blisters on my hands since I used them to try and wipe away the glue.
LOL fml.

5 minutes later: and now my leg is oozing pus.

PRO TIP: Wear pants.
[/quote]

Fuck pants!
[/quote]

I'm going to admit that I've been saying Fuck Pants in everyday conversation.  People WTF over it. 

Thankyou, At0m. 
[/quote]Any time.

And Kirby, much MUCH worse is when you put your hand on the soldering iron itself, rather than hot glue or solder.

[kaese]

Yea fuck pants!
I have my own No Pants Club with a current member count of one.

(I kind of wish I had worn pants but it was close to 100F today)

[copulatingduck]

/r/spacedicks




fml did not want

[Dr. Zaius]

I don't know how it happened but I got the 'do re me' song stuck in my head and I do not fucking like it.

Ugh fuckoiadnfkjangvo

[Hobospartan]

I don't know how it happened but I got the 'do re me' song stuck in my head and I do not fucking like it.

Ugh fuckoiadnfkjangvo

Funny, I know exactly how it got stuck in my head jerkoff  > :-*

[Didzo]

It hurts and I don't know what to do.

[[SiN] Merc]

It hurts and I don't know what to do.

Rinse it with water, keep it elevated, and if it still hurts two or three days down the road, go to the doc.

I learned that third tip when I broke my elbow. Thought I just really jacked up my arm with a sprain or somethin' for the longest time.

[zaneyard]

I think i slept 30 out of the past 36 hours

[A. Crow]

So, the big boss came around today for a couple hours.  I had about 15 minutes to brief my piece.  My platoon literally blows the other platoons out of the water- like "the other guys aren't even close" is a quote.  They want my stuff to give to the other platoons, so they can get it right.  Why do I still not feel like I've done a good job here?!?!?!

[Dtrain323i]

So, the big boss came around today for a couple hours.  I had about 15 minutes to brief my piece.  My platoon literally blows the other platoons out of the water- like "the other guys aren't even close" is a quote.  They want my stuff to give to the other platoons, so they can get it right.  Why do I still not feel like I've done a good job here?!?!?!

Because they're going to take your material, use it to bring the other platoons up to your level. Then they'll pat themselves on the back for singlehandedly bringing up the performance of the whole battalion and you'll get fuck-all for recognition or reward.

[k0ala]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg215587#msg215587 date=1311009418]
So, the big boss came around today for a couple hours.  I had about 15 minutes to brief my piece.  My platoon literally blows the other platoons out of the water- like "the other guys aren't even close" is a quote.  They want my stuff to give to the other platoons, so they can get it right.  Why do I still not feel like I've done a good job here?!?!?!

Because they're going to take your material, use it to bring the other platoons up to your level. Then they'll pat themselves on the back for singlehandedly bringing up the performance of the whole battalion and you'll get fuck-all for recognition or reward.
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ding ding ding all my +1's r belong to Dtrain323i

also Crow, because you work hard and you know your shit and you know that it's still not enough; it's not enough to have your guys better than everyone, you've got to be so good that their presence makes up for all the other dumbshits on the field. And now that you've done that, congratulations for sticking up head and shoulders above everyone else at your rank. That can't be comfortable.

seriously, thanks for your service; you should know that good leadership is its own pride, but I look up to ya just the same.

[Kirby]

Get home, inside of house smells like cow manure. One of the farms around here fertilized today =(

[Dr. Zaius]

Drug test lab called me today. They needed to confirm that I A) did not have cancer nor B) a medical marijuana prescription. For whatever reason. Oh, and shit's positive.

I will likely receive another call from where I applied to tomorrow.

I'll be back.

[Kirby]

Drug test lab called me today. They needed to confirm that I A) did not have cancer nor B) a medical marijuana prescription. For whatever reason. Oh, and shit's positive.

I will likely receive another call from where I applied to tomorrow.

I'll be back.

Cannabinoids man.



p.s. always stop smoking like a month before applying for jeorbs.

[matter11]

[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg215626#msg215626 date=1311025812]
Drug test lab called me today. They needed to confirm that I A) did not have cancer nor B) a medical marijuana prescription. For whatever reason. Oh, and shit's positive.

I will likely receive another call from where I applied to tomorrow.

I'll be back.

Cannabinoids man.



p.s. always stop smoking like a month before applying for jeorbs.
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p.p.s fuck reagan

[Dr. Zaius]

[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg215626#msg215626 date=1311025812]
Drug test lab called me today. They needed to confirm that I A) did not have cancer nor B) a medical marijuana prescription. For whatever reason. Oh, and shit's positive.

I will likely receive another call from where I applied to tomorrow.

I'll be back.

Cannabinoids man.



p.s. always stop smoking like a month before applying for jeorbs.
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Yeah this really is a big fuck-up on my end.

[Didzo]

Merc link=topic=3709.msg215559#msg215559 date=1310976066]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg215558#msg215558 date=1310974438]
It hurts and I don't know what to do.

Rinse it with water, keep it elevated, and if it still hurts two or three days down the road, go to the doc.

I learned that third tip when I broke my elbow. Thought I just really jacked up my arm with a sprain or somethin' for the longest time.
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ಠ_ಠ

[at0m]

http://www.freep.com/article/20110719/BU...-collapses