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k0ala
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08-09-2011, 07:00 PM

The old cat who lives with me got onto the roof of our new second story apartment. She was waiting at the front door instead of the balcony. I let her in, wondering how she made her adventure, and she came upstairs. I figured she was pretty tired.
This morning I got up and got her her usual breakfast of canned tuna, but I didn't notice she didn't come downstairs for it until at least noon.

EDIT she stayed in bed all day like an old cat and nothing's broken. She's in good spirits.

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A. Crow
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08-11-2011, 10:04 PM

we were running in full gear, and the guy behind me tripped and fell, right onto the back of my knee, which was then pinched between 200lb dude in full kit and a rock. 

it hurts.

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Dr. Zaius
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08-12-2011, 03:03 AM

seriously

fuck

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08-12-2011, 09:58 PM

http://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comm...need_your/

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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k0ala
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08-12-2011, 11:23 PM

Aw damn, hope you get your bike beaten back into shape. I had to get a new fairing and new headlight bracket, just from dropping the bike in my own driveway.

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08-13-2011, 01:11 AM

(08-12-2011, 09:58 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: http://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comm...need_your/

happy you didn't die  Smile

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zaneyard
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08-13-2011, 02:20 AM

yeah my number one priority is getting the bike back in running order. I know street fighters are ugly as fuck but new plastic is expensive and it's a damn 250.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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08-13-2011, 01:51 PM

Some days I love satellite phones... some days I hate them....

Today I hate them.

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08-13-2011, 01:56 PM

(08-13-2011, 01:51 PM)HelixInk link Wrote: Some days I love satellite phones... some days I hate them....

Today I hate them.

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08-13-2011, 03:54 PM

I am now quite annoyed, I think my RMA replacement HDD is about to shit the bed.

Also scandisk on a 1.5TB drive that's holding 742,866 files takes a long time.


At least this laptop can play all the oldschool Quake and Doom games I have on Steam now.


But not New Vegas. =(((((((

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08-13-2011, 03:55 PM

so i ordered a new sight glass and after that gets in i should be able to actually run the bike.
after I get the engine up and running I need to re-align my handlebars/fork. If there is nothing damaged on the frame or any sort of actual bend in my forks or suspension the bike should be in running order and i'll be able to ride it.
after that it's just simple plastic repair if I so choose. the dent in the tank is in a spot that it really doesn't matter.
the exhaust pipe is dented and fucked up pretty good, but i don't think that really matters much as long as it works.
oh, and my centerstand is bent to all fuck
honestly the tow truck is going to end up costing more than repairs for the most part unless there is major frame damage.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Kirby
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08-13-2011, 04:12 PM

(08-13-2011, 03:55 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: so i ordered a new sight glass and after that gets in i should be able to actually run the bike.
after I get the engine up and running I need to re-align my handlebars/fork. If there is nothing damaged on the frame or any sort of actual bend in my forks or suspension the bike should be in running order and i'll be able to ride it.
after that it's just simple plastic repair if I so choose. the dent in the tank is in a spot that it really doesn't matter.
the exhaust pipe is dented and fucked up pretty good, but i don't think that really matters much as long as it works.
oh, and my centerstand is bent to all fuck
honestly the tow truck is going to end up costing more than repairs for the most part unless there is major frame damage.


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08-14-2011, 01:09 PM

(08-13-2011, 04:12 PM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg218845#msg218845 date=1313268955]
so i ordered a new sight glass and after that gets in i should be able to actually run the bike.
after I get the engine up and running I need to re-align my handlebars/fork. If there is nothing damaged on the frame or any sort of actual bend in my forks or suspension the bike should be in running order and i'll be able to ride it.
after that it's just simple plastic repair if I so choose. the dent in the tank is in a spot that it really doesn't matter.
the exhaust pipe is dented and fucked up pretty good, but i don't think that really matters much as long as it works.
oh, and my centerstand is bent to all fuck
honestly the tow truck is going to end up costing more than repairs for the most part unless there is major frame damage.


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08-14-2011, 01:37 PM

honestly if it wasn't for kawasaki deciding to put glass right next to the brake pedal i would have been able to drive home

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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A. Crow
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08-15-2011, 08:21 AM

I hate volleyball so much.  Why on earth does everyone around here love it for sports PT?

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08-15-2011, 08:24 AM

(08-15-2011, 08:21 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: I hate volleyball so much.  Why on earth does everyone around here love it for sports PT?

No idea, but it's very popular here as well.
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08-15-2011, 08:33 AM

(08-15-2011, 08:21 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: I hate volleyball so much.  Why on earth does everyone around here love it for sports PT?


Volleyball is lame. Unless it's high school girls volleyball. Then it's awesome.





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08-15-2011, 09:56 AM

(08-15-2011, 08:33 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg219005#msg219005 date=1313414462]
I hate volleyball so much.  Why on earth does everyone around here love it for sports PT?


Volleyball is lame. Unless it's high school girls volleyball. Then it's awesome.
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Or Olympic Beach Volleyboobsball

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08-15-2011, 10:04 AM

(08-15-2011, 09:56 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg219009#msg219009 date=1313415218]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg219005#msg219005 date=1313414462]
I hate volleyball so much.  Why on earth does everyone around here love it for sports PT?


Volleyball is lame. Unless it's high school girls volleyball. Then it's awesome.
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Or Olympic Beach Volleyboobsball
[/quote]Relevant: http://gizmodo.com/5829471/qr-codes-on-a...exist-idea


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08-15-2011, 10:54 AM

(08-15-2011, 10:04 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg219015#msg219015 date=1313420192]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg219009#msg219009 date=1313415218]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg219005#msg219005 date=1313414462]
I hate volleyball so much.  Why on earth does everyone around here love it for sports PT?


Volleyball is lame. Unless it's high school girls volleyball. Then it's awesome.
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Or Olympic Beach Volleyboobsball
[/quote]Relevant: http://gizmodo.com/5829471/qr-codes-on-a...exist-idea
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While I support the use of those bikini bottoms female beach volleyball players wear, and I support the use of QR codes, I find their combination somewhat... fuck it's weird. 

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