The "Fuck my life" thread

[at0m]

[Vongore]

Even your mail is way too sexy for your company to handle it Atom

[Kirby]

[quote author=«(''«) link=topic=3709.msg243549#msg243549 date=1335229085]
I'm not sure there's much you could put in a picture or video that would shock or disturb me anymore.

Desensitization isn't a goal.  :'(
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But it is a byproduct of curiosity. I also harbor no delusions about just what this world can do, unfortunately.

I'm not sure exactly what it is, but I .....  .... ..  I don't exactly want to type 'enjoy' because that's entirely the wrong word... I find images and video of things that shouldn't normally be seen, fascinating, I suppose.

Be it the social taboo of even having the knowledge of such imagery, the knowledge of the full horrors that mankind can inflict with no regard to morality or to natural law itself, or some broken ass switch in my head - I'm not sure.

It's always been hard to astound me with shocking content and I've always been able to cope with the extreme with ease, so I suppose this might just be a natural, albeit morbid, extension of that trait.


But on the upside, it did prepare me to not flip the fuck out the day I found a [spoiler]miscarriaged fetus in the toilet in the restroom of the rest stop I used to work at on I-95[/spoiler]

[quote author=Höböspärtän link=topic=3709.msg243570#msg243570 date=1335241581]
To be fair he never said he was proud of it.

its implied, because of a long history of kirby's "one-up-manship"
must be his low self esteem
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You just keep reading what you want to imagine. I'm not the one who needs to resort to making petty digs on the internet.

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=Kor link=topic=3709.msg243557#msg243557 date=1335236215]
[quote author=«(''«) link=topic=3709.msg243549#msg243549 date=1335229085]
I'm not sure there's much you could put in a picture or video that would shock or disturb me anymore.

Desensitization isn't a goal.  :'(
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But it is a byproduct of curiosity. I also harbor no delusions about just what this world can do, unfortunately.

I'm not sure exactly what it is, but I .....  .... ..  I don't exactly want to type 'enjoy' because that's entirely the wrong word... I find images and video of things that shouldn't normally be seen, fascinating, I suppose.

Be it the social taboo of even having the knowledge of such imagery, the knowledge of the full horrors that mankind can inflict with no regard to morality or to natural law itself, or some broken ass switch in my head - I'm not sure.

It's always been hard to astound me with shocking content and I've always been able to cope with the extreme with ease, so I suppose this might just be a natural, albeit morbid, extension of that trait.


But on the upside, it did prepare me to not flip the fuck out the day I found a [spoiler]miscarriaged fetus in the toilet in the restroom of the rest stop I used to work at on I-95[/spoiler]

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[spoiler]I wouldn't flip out from the fetus, I'd flip out that there was some woman who didn't have the human decency to care that she had a miscarrage, and left the poor thing without a proper burial. That's evil in and of itself. [/spoiler]

[Star Knight]

Panic attack during ACT and then got home with this finally giving way.



FML.

[rumsfald]

But on the upside, it did prepare me to not flip the fuck out the day I found a [spoiler]miscarriaged fetus in the toilet in the restroom of the rest stop I used to work at on I-95[/spoiler]

Wow. What did you do when you saw that?

[Kirby]

[quote author=«(''«) link=topic=3709.msg243637#msg243637 date=1335300686]

But on the upside, it did prepare me to not flip the fuck out the day I found a [spoiler]miscarriaged fetus in the toilet in the restroom of the rest stop I used to work at on I-95[/spoiler]

Wow. What did you do when you saw that?
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Did a double take, lowered my expectations of humanity more than a peg or two and walked back to the booth in gas pump island to radio the State Trooper dispatch and ask them to dispatch a trooper to our station. Then sucked down like 4 cigarettes.

[Versus]

cum

[at0m]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg243655#msg243655 date=1335306863]
[quote author=«(''«) link=topic=3709.msg243637#msg243637 date=1335300686]

But on the upside, it did prepare me to not flip the fuck out the day I found a [spoiler]miscarriaged fetus in the toilet in the restroom of the rest stop I used to work at on I-95[/spoiler]

Wow. What did you do when you saw that?
[/quote]
Did a double take, lowered my expectations of humanity more than a peg or two and walked back to the booth in gas pump island to radio the State Trooper dispatch and ask them to dispatch a trooper to our station. Then sucked down like 4 cigarettes.
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Chances are she didn't know what to do with it either. That's a pretty traumatizing experience, I've known several women who've gone through that (and abortion). They both pretty seriously fuck with your head.

[copulatingduck]

One of the recurring comics in one of our school papers was Aborted Nazi Fetus...

And thankfully I didn't see that reporter one. Worst video I think I've ever seen was a guy attempting a dive off a small cliff, coming up short and splitting his face in half. I can't even begin to imagine what was going through his mind when they were trying to put him back together, besides maybe concrete.

It's always the people that survive horrific shit that bothers me, probably because of empathy.

[Coelit]

Mmmm...


Humanity is weird.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

hey guys i finally have one of those comcast horror stories

taking online final. web app allows for one attempt. comcast decides to do one of its patented "randomly cut out" moves again. web app periodically does a partial load thingy for whatever reason (synching time i guess), and i lose my work. restart computer and router, hoping that all the answers it said were saved, were indeed saved. go to reopen test and i am told that the test was completed. clicked okay, hoping for the best. "test has not been completed." repeats ad infinitum. sent prof email, going to walk up to school and see him.

here's hoping for the best.

[Dr. Zaius]

comcast

[Badgerman of DOOM]

figures i can't have any luck
hopefully i can find some vodka to go with this orange crush

[KarthXLR]

figures i can't have any luck
hopefully i can find some vodka to go with this orange crush

If you're feeling adventurous, add some vanilla coke in there. I tried some the last time and enjoyed it thoroughly.

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg243859#msg243859 date=1335479267]
figures i can't have any luck
hopefully i can find some vodka to go with this orange crush

If you're feeling adventurous, scrap all of that and turn to Bourbon, a drink that will ruin your life, but make you look cool while doing it.
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[Saxxy]

universe hates me.

The girl I had been crushin' on for the past couple weeks shot me down last night.  She had been hitting on me on and off for the last few weeks and giving off weird mixed signals like laying on me at the party tonight and getting all cuddly

and then she's like "blah we can't hook up because we're in the same lab it would be weird blah"

which is fucking bulllshiiiitttt ahhhhh and maybe right, but holy god I find a woman who is smart, cute, really unique style/personality, thinks I'm attractive, likes whiskey

and the one fucking good thing in my week (getting into that lab) ends up just fucking me over anyways FUCK

and now I can't fucking sleep goddamnit

[Saxxy]

gave up on sleep, aquired workout.  you only need two hours of sleep to function normally right.

On 2nd thought, may have dodged a bullet, since previously mentioned girl, earlier in the night, had told me about how she ran into our prof at a bar while she was high on cocaine.  I'm not an "omg all drugs are bad" type, but like, if the cocaine thing is a semi-reg thing, then I wouldn't want to be part of that.

seroiusly though, who the hell cuddles with you, and then tells you why you can't hook up.

k done with this, MOVING ON.

[Dtrain323i]

gave up on sleep, aquired workout.  you only need two hours of sleep to function normally right.

On 2nd thought, may have dodged a bullet, since previously mentioned girl, earlier in the night, had told me about how she ran into our prof at a bar while she was high on cocaine.  I'm not an "omg all drugs are bad" type, but like, if the cocaine thing is a semi-reg thing, then I wouldn't want to be part of that.

seroiusly though, who the hell cuddles with you, and then tells you why you can't hook up.

k done with this, MOVING ON.

Bitches man

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[matter11]

[quote author=Saxxy link=topic=3709.msg243881#msg243881 date=1335531646]
gave up on sleep, aquired workout.  you only need two hours of sleep to function normally right.

On 2nd thought, may have dodged a bullet, since previously mentioned girl, earlier in the night, had told me about how she ran into our prof at a bar while she was high on cocaine.  I'm not an "omg all drugs are bad" type, but like, if the cocaine thing is a semi-reg thing, then I wouldn't want to be part of that.

seroiusly though, who the hell cuddles with you, and then tells you why you can't hook up.

k done with this, MOVING ON.

Bitches man

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
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If she said she didn't wanna hook up that doesn't mean she wouldn't wanna date. Romanticize that shit.