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A. Crow
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08-09-2013, 07:14 PM

(08-09-2013, 05:05 PM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg270540#msg270540 date=1376084840]
I call bullshit.
A full-time position at any fast food place or retail job will earn you something like $900-$1000 a month I bet. That should enough for a single room apartment.
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... Karth, get back in your cage, we're talking about the real world here. 


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08-09-2013, 07:57 PM

(08-09-2013, 07:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg270541#msg270541 date=1376085925]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg270540#msg270540 date=1376084840]
I call bullshit.
A full-time position at any fast food place or retail job will earn you something like $900-$1000 a month I bet. That should enough for a single room apartment.
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... Karth, get back in your cage, we're talking about the real world here. 
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08-09-2013, 11:11 PM

(08-09-2013, 04:15 PM)Ekarus Ryndren link Wrote: My mom just gave me three months to get a job and move out. Not gonna be able to get a job that'll find me a place to live in three months so I'm fucked.

Welp, time to start working at a factory.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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A. Crow
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08-09-2013, 11:19 PM

(08-09-2013, 11:11 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Ekarus Ryndren link=topic=3709.msg270538#msg270538 date=1376082915]
My mom just gave me three months to get a job and move out. Not gonna be able to get a job that'll find me a place to live in three months so I'm fucked.

Welp, time to start working at a factory.
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In all seriousness, I'm not sure how much I shared about my motivations to join the Army, I had always wanted to be in the military, but I was living with an Aunt at the time who decided I could support myself off the crappy $10/hr job I had secured, but even with as little as it costs to live around here, that just doesn't work.  So that helped me walk into the recruiters.

I'm not saying go join the military, as that life may just be, flat out, not compatible with your life.  But there are several service based organizations that don't pay much, but do provide you with a place to stay while you serve. 


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08-09-2013, 11:58 PM

(08-09-2013, 05:05 PM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg270540#msg270540 date=1376084840]
I call bullshit.
A full-time position at any fast food place or retail job will earn you something like $900-$1000 a month I bet. That should enough for a single room apartment.
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At my rate of ALMOST full time, I make roughly 900 a month, but I make a decent amount above min. wage , which is what Eks is gonna be looking at to start. my guess is if he managed to snag full he'd get maybe... 750ish-800ish? Also he lives in the shittiest part of Ohio for jearbs.


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08-10-2013, 01:38 AM

(08-09-2013, 11:58 PM)Sogo Payne link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg270541#msg270541 date=1376085925]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg270540#msg270540 date=1376084840]
I call bullshit.
A full-time position at any fast food place or retail job will earn you something like $900-$1000 a month I bet. That should enough for a single room apartment.
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At my rate of ALMOST full time, I make roughly 900 a month, but I make a decent amount above min. wage , which is what Eks is gonna be looking at to start. my guess is if he managed to snag full he'd get maybe... 750ish-800ish? Also he lives in the shittiest part of Ohio for jearbs.
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I agree with at0m, knowing E's situation as much as I think I do I don't think his mom would make it without his support but I may not know as much as I  think I do.

But Ekarus if you put you're mind to it you can find a job and a cheap place to live. Get out of the control of your mom. Once you're away don't ever give her money, that's not the way it should work especially since you wouldn't be using her utilities or food.


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08-16-2013, 10:50 AM

Woke up to my grandparents threatening to turn my mom in which sparks unpleasant thoughts (she has stolen thousands from them before). I call my grandma. I get unloaded with alot of things like because of her they are thinking of selling their house due to the amount of money my mother has leeched from them with the promise of being payed back. Their relationship is in a shambles because of it. I need to move out before october because my mom and brother and moving to a two room and can't even afford a car anymore and I have no job and nowhere planned. ANDI HAVE NO IDEA IF I AM GOING TO BE ABLE TO GO TO COLLEGE THIS SEMESTER.

FUCK.

YEAH.


I'm off to smoke some pot.


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08-16-2013, 10:53 AM

(08-09-2013, 04:15 PM)Ekarus Ryndren link Wrote: My mom just gave me three months to get a job and move out. Not gonna be able to get a job that'll find me a place to live in three months so I'm fucked.
Wanna move to MN and room with me? Lol.


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08-16-2013, 11:03 AM

(08-16-2013, 10:50 AM)Coelit link Wrote: I'm off to smoke some pot.
Cause that will get you a job.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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08-16-2013, 11:08 AM

(08-16-2013, 11:03 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg270698#msg270698 date=1376668230]
I'm off to smoke some pot.
Cause that will get you a job.
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It will stop me from having a breakdown. I rather do this then drink right now.


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08-16-2013, 04:57 PM

I bitched about working as one a lot, but look for security companies around your area (Securitas, Guardsmark, G4S, etc.). They'll pay more than a fast food joint (Highly dependent on the account) and have varied enough shifts that you can probably work it around your school schedule.






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08-16-2013, 07:11 PM

(08-16-2013, 04:57 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: I bitched about working as one a lot, but look for security companies* around your area (Securitas, Guardsmark, G4S, etc.). They'll pay more than a fast food joint (Highly dependent on the account) and have varied enough shifts that you can probably work it around your school schedule.

*Must pass a drug screen for employment


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08-16-2013, 09:04 PM

(08-16-2013, 07:11 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg270706#msg270706 date=1376690221]
I bitched about working as one a lot, but look for security companies* around your area (Securitas, Guardsmark, G4S, etc.). They'll pay more than a fast food joint (Highly dependent on the account) and have varied enough shifts that you can probably work it around your school schedule.

*Must pass a drug screen for employment
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Wouldn't be a problem if you only ingest legal substances.



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08-16-2013, 10:22 PM

(08-16-2013, 07:11 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg270706#msg270706 date=1376690221]
I bitched about working as one a lot, but look for security companies* around your area (Securitas, Guardsmark, G4S, etc.). They'll pay more than a fast food joint (Highly dependent on the account) and have varied enough shifts that you can probably work it around your school schedule.

*Must pass a drug screen for employment
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Aw hell, when I got hired with securitas they saliva tested me for drugs. From what I can tell, that only goes back the previous 24 hours.






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08-17-2013, 11:08 AM

i got piss tested to work at a factory.

I kinda assume that this is the norm right now.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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08-17-2013, 02:00 PM

(08-17-2013, 11:08 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: i got piss tested to work at a factory.

I kinda assume that this is the norm right now.
not a single job i have had has tested me for drugs. although it's a limited amount of places. a gas station, which which, ect.


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08-18-2013, 01:03 PM

There was a death in my family yesterday. Police are involved, and I need some advice on how to proceed. I wish I could be more forthcoming with details, but this is a public forum and this is a legal matter. If anyone seasoned is willing to lend advice, I can be contacted by phone at 6087721168. Sorry for brevity. Scar is not the deceased individual. I'm desperate for ideas, hence the cry for help. If you can offer advice or counsel please call or text me. Thanks.

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08-18-2013, 01:15 PM

(08-18-2013, 01:03 PM)Eightball link Wrote: There was a death in my family yesterday. Police are involved, and I need some advice on how to proceed. I wish I could be more forthcoming with details, but this is a public forum and this is a legal matter. If anyone seasoned is willing to lend advice, I can be contacted by phone at 6087721168. Sorry for brevity. Scar is not the deceased individual. I'm desperate for ideas, hence the cry for help. If you can offer advice or counsel please call or text me. Thanks.

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Godspeed, friend.

(08-17-2013, 11:08 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: i got piss tested to work at a factory.

I kinda assume that this is the norm right now.

Yes, this is very common in factories. It's also common to administer breathalyzer tests if you're thought to be drinking before or on the job.


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08-18-2013, 01:58 PM

(08-18-2013, 01:03 PM)Eightball link Wrote: There was a death in my family yesterday. Police are involved, and I need some advice on how to proceed. I wish I could be more forthcoming with details, but this is a public forum and this is a legal matter. If anyone seasoned is willing to lend advice, I can be contacted by phone at 6087721168. Sorry for brevity. Scar is not the deceased individual. I'm desperate for ideas, hence the cry for help. If you can offer advice or counsel please call or text me. Thanks.

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I'm sorry to hear about your loss.

I am not a lawyer and it sounds like you should get one posthaste.

Remember that you are under no obligation to speak with the police. Don't say anything to the police without a lawyer. ANYTHING. If you are detained, assert your right to a lawyer.

All the best.
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08-18-2013, 03:50 PM

^what they said. Find a lawyer. That's fucked, and I'm sorry to hear it.



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