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06-26-2009, 09:51 PM

after coming out of the cinema, a girl friend hit me on the balls with a bar of chocolate. I've recieved balls straight into my crotch but it wasn't even close as how much this chocolate bar hurts


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06-26-2009, 09:57 PM

(06-26-2009, 09:51 PM)The Chilean Crusher link Wrote: after coming out of the cinema, a girl friend hit me on the balls with a bar of chocolate. I've recieved balls straight into my crotch but it wasn't even close as how much this chocolate bar hurts

New sig go.

<3 Just kidding, good ol' Vongore.


(05-10-2009, 07:39 PM)Radio Raheem link Wrote:in the straightest way possible i have to say honest is by far the best looking person here

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(06-26-2009, 09:57 PM)Honest link Wrote: [quote author=The Chilean Crusher link=topic=2632.msg92898#msg92898 date=1246071093]
after coming out of the cinema, a girl friend hit me on the balls with a bar of chocolate. I've recieved balls straight into my crotch but it wasn't even close as how much this chocolate bar hurts

New sig go.

<3 Just kidding, good ol' Vongore.
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What? I have to take it out too?




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06-26-2009, 10:54 PM

(06-26-2009, 09:51 PM)The Chilean Crusher link Wrote: after coming out of the cinema, a girl friend hit me on the balls with a bar of chocolate. I've recieved balls straight into my crotch but it wasn't even close as how much this chocolate bar hurts

If it was a bar of Toblerone, then I understand.

If it was Dove or something... good lord, man, wear a cup.
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06-26-2009, 10:58 PM

(06-26-2009, 10:54 PM)Fail Medic link Wrote: [quote author=The Chilean Crusher link=topic=2632.msg92898#msg92898 date=1246071093]
after coming out of the cinema, a girl friend hit me on the balls with a bar of chocolate. I've recieved balls straight into my crotch but it wasn't even close as how much this chocolate bar hurts

If it was a bar of Toblerone, then I understand.

If it was Dove or something... good lord, man, wear a cup.
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Yeah, it was a Toblerone


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06-26-2009, 11:56 PM

(06-26-2009, 10:50 PM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: [quote author=Honest link=topic=2632.msg92900#msg92900 date=1246071430]
[quote author=The Chilean Crusher link=topic=2632.msg92898#msg92898 date=1246071093]
after coming out of the cinema, a girl friend hit me on the balls with a bar of chocolate. I've recieved balls straight into my crotch but it wasn't even close as how much this chocolate bar hurts

New sig go.

<3 Just kidding, good ol' Vongore.
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What? I have to take it out too?
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I thought about Bonk and decided it was for the best before rage ensued. D: Still funny though.


(05-10-2009, 07:39 PM)Radio Raheem link Wrote:in the straightest way possible i have to say honest is by far the best looking person here

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06-27-2009, 12:47 AM

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06-27-2009, 11:07 AM

My wife just got her iPhone yesterday and already has a twilight wallpaper, a twilight ringtone and the movie with special features on it (as well as the soundtrack and score).


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06-27-2009, 11:10 AM

<3uversus :3



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06-27-2009, 02:03 PM

(06-27-2009, 11:07 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: My wife just got her iPhone yesterday and already has a twilight wallpaper, a twilight ringtone and the movie with special features on it (as well as the soundtrack and score).

Tell your wife to stop watching shitty movies with vampires that glitter. I mean seriously. What fucking vampire would want to dare be caught GLITTERING.


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06-27-2009, 08:34 PM

the pizza that i ate is giving me farts that i worry about pooping myself.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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06-27-2009, 09:46 PM

DOES UPGRADING MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR BETTER THAN THAT KID OVER THERE!
THEN HERES THE GAME FOR YOU!!!!!
http://onemorelevel.com/game/upgrade_complete



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(06-27-2009, 09:46 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: DOES UPGRADING MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR BETTER THAN THAT KID OVER THERE!
THEN HERES THE GAME FOR YOU!!!!!
http://onemorelevel.com/game/upgrade_complete

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06-27-2009, 11:56 PM

sorry ensign I beat you

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(06-27-2009, 11:56 PM)Squishy3 link Wrote: sorry ensign I beat you

Timewise, yeah. But I played level 20 about 50 times because IT WAS SO FUN WATCHING EVERYTHING GO BOOM
Ship layout plz?


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06-28-2009, 12:45 AM

Might go in the Computer category.

After I reinstall Vista, I fly into rage.  No, not because it's Vista.  It's because it will run check disk on every volume around.  No, they're not dirty.  Yes, I went through the whole rigamarole of "fsutil dirty query c:" and "chkntfs /goddammit" and "autocheck autochk /k:StopCheckingMyDrivesYouShithead", everything--well, short of ripping autocheck.exe out.

After a couple of months of suffering retarded startup times, I have discovered the solution.  Install Intel's RAID Matrix Storage Console thingamajig.  All this time, Vista was eyeing my RAID 0 drive (where I have Vista and Software, no personal files) with suspicious suspicion.

Fucking finally.  I can move on with life.  Maybe play that flash game Epic and Squishy are fawning over.
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06-28-2009, 01:00 AM

(06-27-2009, 09:46 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: DOES UPGRADING MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR BETTER THAN THAT KID OVER THERE!
THEN HERES THE GAME FOR YOU!!!!!
http://onemorelevel.com/game/upgrade_complete

12 lvl5 lightning thingies can't get through lvl 18 :(




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06-28-2009, 01:17 AM

(06-28-2009, 01:00 AM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: [quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=2632.msg93041#msg93041 date=1246157206]
DOES UPGRADING MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR BETTER THAN THAT KID OVER THERE!
THEN HERES THE GAME FOR YOU!!!!!
http://onemorelevel.com/game/upgrade_complete

12 lvl5 lightning thingies can't get through lvl 18 Sad
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Hmm. You seem to like lightning. I got optional things, but maybe trash 4 of them for 3 level 5 guns and a missile launcher.


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(06-28-2009, 01:17 AM)Ensign Epic link Wrote: [quote author=Benito Mussolini link=topic=2632.msg93063#msg93063 date=1246168816]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=2632.msg93041#msg93041 date=1246157206]
DOES UPGRADING MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR BETTER THAN THAT KID OVER THERE!
THEN HERES THE GAME FOR YOU!!!!!
http://onemorelevel.com/game/upgrade_complete

12 lvl5 lightning thingies can't get through lvl 18 Sad
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Hmm. You seem to like lightning. I got optional things, but maybe trash 4 of them for 3 level 5 guns and a missile launcher.
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Oh, I don't really care.

I'm just sad that I can't get 12 lvl5 of those to get the job that 4 lvl5 missiles gets done done.

Finding silly strategies is what I like doing the most in any game I play.
You should see me play starcraft when I decide to do that.




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(06-28-2009, 02:21 AM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: [quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=2632.msg93065#msg93065 date=1246169822]
[quote author=Benito Mussolini link=topic=2632.msg93063#msg93063 date=1246168816]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=2632.msg93041#msg93041 date=1246157206]
DOES UPGRADING MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR BETTER THAN THAT KID OVER THERE!
THEN HERES THE GAME FOR YOU!!!!!
http://onemorelevel.com/game/upgrade_complete

12 lvl5 lightning thingies can't get through lvl 18 Sad
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Hmm. You seem to like lightning. I got optional things, but maybe trash 4 of them for 3 level 5 guns and a missile launcher.
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Oh, I don't really care.

I'm just sad that I can't get 12 lvl5 of those to get the job that 4 lvl5 missiles gets done done.

Finding silly strategies is what I like doing the most in any game I play.
You should see me play starcraft when I decide to do that.
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