The "Fuck my life" thread

[loldollas]

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[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg275078#msg275078 date=1388955322]
As of this morning he seems to be none the worse for wear, the little bastard.

classic doge
[/quote]Pretty much. He's quite the ladies' man though, everyone at the Vet's office (seriously both receptionists, the vet, and all three techs) was like "I don't usually like poodles but this guy is super sweet!". Not bad for a 12yo miniature poodle who's got bad teeth and managed to outlive his owner. He's got the 'I waited for you, Fry' look going for him.
[/quote]Motherfucker took a nosedive down half a flight of stairs last night after I got home from work. Pet ER doc says he probably sprained a shoulder. Normally he waits to be carried up and down the stairs, decided to try to take them on his own this time and immediately regretted it.

I'm going to start calling him Mr Magoo.
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Jesus. at0m's dog for President 2016

[A. Crow]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg275151#msg275151 date=1389098454]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg275102#msg275102 date=1389017313]
[quote author=Funbuck$ link=topic=3709.msg275100#msg275100 date=1389013492]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg275078#msg275078 date=1388955322]
As of this morning he seems to be none the worse for wear, the little bastard.

classic doge
[/quote]Pretty much. He's quite the ladies' man though, everyone at the Vet's office (seriously both receptionists, the vet, and all three techs) was like "I don't usually like poodles but this guy is super sweet!". Not bad for a 12yo miniature poodle who's got bad teeth and managed to outlive his owner. He's got the 'I waited for you, Fry' look going for him.
[/quote]Motherfucker took a nosedive down half a flight of stairs last night after I got home from work. Pet ER doc says he probably sprained a shoulder. Normally he waits to be carried up and down the stairs, decided to try to take them on his own this time and immediately regretted it.

I'm going to start calling him Mr Magoo.
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Jesus. at0m's dog for President 2016
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Mr. Magoo is the new Karth.  

[rumbot]

No, when Magoo falls down steps it's not funny.

[Dr. Zaius]

I'm about tired of working for best buy

not really an fml but it's something i need to change

[A. Crow]

No, Zaius.  I'm pretty sure working for literally the devil is a FML.

[Dr. Zaius]

hahaha have i been inducted to a cult?

the pay isn't terrible but i feel i'm not being paid enough for how much is expected of me

[A. Crow]

Fact: best buy is the devil. 

[at0m]

the pay isn't terrible but i feel i'm not being paid enough for how much is expected of me

then ask for more money?

[Dr. Zaius]

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the pay isn't terrible but i feel i'm not being paid enough for how much is expected of me

then ask for more money?
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not with pay caps i don't

[A. Crow]

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[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg275206#msg275206 date=1389333489]
the pay isn't terrible but i feel i'm not being paid enough for how much is expected of me

then ask for more money?
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not with pay caps i don't
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I repeat: You are working for the devil.

I think this technically makes you a demon, but not the cool, soul destroying kind, the lame, imp laborer kind.  You should quit working for the devil.

[Hobospartan]

Was scheduled for an 8 hour shift today, and it turned into a 12 hour shift with nobody consulting me.

Basically I was scheduled to work 12-8, but the manager who was supposed to close had his car break down a few hours away and couldn't make it in in time.  GM asked two other managers if they would mind closing, and both declined.  Meanwhile I (Who already covered a shift for one of those managers because he quote: "Didn't feel like he should work tomorrow") get stuck with closing because I was the poor bastard who was already stuck there. 

It's all good though, they called in someone else to help out!  One of our new employees, who has worked like 5 days total, and is still being trained on what the fuck to do.  All this on the busiest friday my store has had in a month.  I left the house at 11:30 am, and got home at 1:00am, and I'm so fucking frustrated I can't see straight right now.

[A. Crow]

Was scheduled for an 8 hour shift today, and it turned into a 12 hour shift with nobody consulting me.

Basically I was scheduled to work 12-8, but the manager who was supposed to close had his car break down a few hours away and couldn't make it in in time.  GM asked two other managers if they would mind closing, and both declined.  Meanwhile I (Who already covered a shift for one of those managers because he quote: "Didn't feel like he should work tomorrow") get stuck with closing because I was the poor bastard who was already stuck there. 

It's all good though, they called in someone else to help out!  One of our new employees, who has worked like 5 days total, and is still being trained on what the fuck to do.  All this on the busiest friday my store has had in a month.  I left the house at 11:30 am, and got home at 1:00am, and I'm so fucking frustrated I can't see straight right now.

"No, I can't work beyond my scheduled hours, I have X to do that can't be rescheduled"

[at0m]

Yeah, when that happens the GM is supposed to step in, that's what they get paid for.

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[Coelit]

Fact: best buy is the devil.  

One of his many kingdoms.

[Squishy3]

My older dog got into a room he wasn't supposed to that's upstairs and caused chaos in that which in turn caused the younger dog that was sleeping with me to wake me up. You know, at 6 fucking 30 in the morning when I'd not been sleeping well (waking up every couple of hours) and now I can't go back to fucking sleep. I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING I NEED TO DO THIS MORNING

[at0m]

Realized I needed to trim my sideburns today, but I was up until 2am baking pies last night and hadn't had coffee yet.

Long story short, I had a beard, then I had a bald spot, then I had a goatee with a crooked moustache, and now I'm back down to just scruff.

[CaffeinePowered]

I was up until 2am baking pies last night and hadn't had coffee yet.

Stu making chocolate pudding at 4am

[A. Crow]

Realized I needed to trim my sideburns today, but I was up until 2am baking pies last night and hadn't had coffee yet.

Long story short, I had a beard, then I had a bald spot, then I had a goatee with a crooked moustache, and now I'm back down to just scruff.

/mourn

[Greatbacon]

Goddamn MA paperwork is a fucking cyclical graph of dependencies sometimes.

[Coppanuva]

Goddamn MA paperwork is a fucking cyclical graph of dependencies sometimes.

Like everything else in this state.