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06-27-2010, 07:00 PM

(06-27-2010, 06:16 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: So after 1st formation today, I handed the bag with a frisbee, football, and soccer ball I had just bought, to my platoon sergeant and told him to "have fun" while half of the company went to take a piss test (myself included). 

10 minutes later, one of my privates came into the holding area and stood at attention infront of me to "inform me my frisbee was on the roof of the reserve center." 

"What about my football?"

"That too, sir"

"And the soccer ball?"

"yes sir"

In soviet russia, goofing on the leftenant is the fun.
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06-27-2010, 10:32 PM

They say that if you put a marine in an empty room with a bowling ball for 20 minutes you'll come back and the bowling ball is broken in two.....and pregnant. (I know you're not marines)






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06-27-2010, 11:44 PM

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06-27-2010, 11:47 PM

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06-27-2010, 11:51 PM

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06-27-2010, 11:52 PM

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06-28-2010, 12:16 AM

You sure are enjoying the front page from three days ago.


(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.

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06-28-2010, 01:10 AM

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06-28-2010, 01:25 AM

Now I feel like crying thanks versus :-[


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06-28-2010, 07:14 AM

If I could give you infinite -1's I would versus.  >Sad






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06-28-2010, 07:42 AM

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06-28-2010, 10:56 AM

Great news, David.
Scientist say Mexican fish that sport a 'stache get more tail.
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06-28-2010, 01:23 PM

(06-28-2010, 12:16 AM)Tortilla link Wrote: You sure are enjoying the front page from three days ago.

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06-28-2010, 01:23 PM

(06-28-2010, 10:56 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: Great news, David.
Scientist say Mexican fish that sport a 'stache get more tail.

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06-28-2010, 05:36 PM

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(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.

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06-28-2010, 10:09 PM

(06-28-2010, 05:36 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: Toy Story 3 porn. NSFW

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(06-28-2010, 10:09 PM)Gump link Wrote: [quote author=Tortilla link=topic=52.msg161105#msg161105 date=1277764588]
Toy Story 3 porn. NSFW

REAL toy story 3 porn. NSFW
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06-28-2010, 10:51 PM

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06-28-2010, 11:47 PM

wtf buzz would obviously be the male in that situation whoever made that is retarded


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06-29-2010, 01:48 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pq..._embedded#!

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