Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread)

[HeK]

We Sing the Forest Electric

[Hobospartan]

[beep beep diglett]

An educational article on the dangers of your child using a computer to become a [glow=red,2,300]HACKER[/glow].

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12....l#comments

Snippet:

3. Has your child asked for new hardware?

Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adequacy.org

Adequacy.org was a satirical web site. It featured articles on politics, religion, technology, history, and sociology, as well as the "Linux Zealot" cartoon series. The site shut down on September 11, 2002, but has since made its archives available.

[Spore]

Does satire not qualify as lulz anymore?

Edit: And Hek, that is awesome. It's also funny because I started playing Puzzle Agent today which he did the art for.

[Dr. Zaius]

This

Oh my god

wat

[KarthXLR]

Mark Zuckerberg meets Jesse Eisenberg for first time on SNL (1/29/11)

[beep beep diglett]

Does satire not qualify as lulz anymore?

Edit: And Hek, that is awesome. It's also funny because I started playing Puzzle Agent today which he did the art for.

sorry just clarifying so i dont see "lmao wow wtf they think video chips is a hack" for the next 2 pages

[Didzo]

http://www.globalnerdy.com/2007/08/02/ho...nese-news/

[MasterGH]

Best Of Gametrailers

[Stein]

We Sing the Forest Electric

I knew that was going to happen, but I kept watching anyway .

[Ianki]

[Spore]

[Chief]

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see: unofficial pokemon thread in kiddy corner for time traveling

[Spore]

[quote author=Spore link=topic=52.msg194782#msg194782 date=1296606318]
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see: unofficial pokemon thread in kiddy corner for time traveling
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This thread is labeled official which means it overrules posts in unofficial threads.

[Ianki]

[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=52.msg194789#msg194789 date=1296607847]
[quote author=Spore link=topic=52.msg194782#msg194782 date=1296606318]
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see: unofficial pokemon thread in kiddy corner for time traveling
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This thread is labeled official which means it overrules posts in unofficial threads.
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Objection overuled chief, the comic was funny.

[Ianki]

[Stein]

hahahahahahahahahahaha
I was lol-ing for a good 5 seconds.

[Squishy3]

[zaneyard]

i don't get teh funny

[Didzo]

i don't get teh funny

Teh funny is me wearing a tshirt and sunglasses today.