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06-27-2010, 10:27 AM

(06-27-2010, 06:13 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: The owner of my favorite restaurant said that I'd be an excellent match for her married daughter....

...in front of that married daughter, who I had just met that night. 

i hope you made the same face as your avatar when they said that


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06-27-2010, 01:32 PM

(06-27-2010, 10:27 AM)Duck link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3603.msg160818#msg160818 date=1277637194]
The owner of my favorite restaurant said that I'd be an excellent match for her married daughter....

...in front of that married daughter, who I had just met that night. 

i hope you made the same face as your avatar when they said that
[/quote]

Hey, I had the exact same thought.
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06-27-2010, 07:00 PM

(06-27-2010, 01:32 PM)Black Aspen link Wrote: [quote author=Duck link=topic=3603.msg160827#msg160827 date=1277652451]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3603.msg160818#msg160818 date=1277637194]
The owner of my favorite restaurant said that I'd be an excellent match for her married daughter....

...in front of that married daughter, who I had just met that night. 

i hope you made the same face as your avatar when they said that
[/quote]

Hey, I had the exact same thought.
[/quote]As did I.



Also, had a shitty week in a hotel last week. When I was waiting to talk to the General Manager, one of the girls at the counter was trying to cheer me up. "I'm sorry you didn't sleep well. At least you have nice pants! I like them." then a little later "Do you like techno?" (yes) "Well, when I'm feeling down, some Techno always cheers me up, so maybe it'll bring a smile to your face as well!" Totally cheesy but totally not faked as far as I could tell, coming from this kinda homely totally geeky awkward girl at the counter. Wish she'd done it earlier in the week, I'd have invited her up to the room and we could've both enjoyed the lack of AC.

In before someone says that's why man invented fucking in the shower.

Talked to the manager, got a free night in points for future use (he offered to comp my stay but it was a business trip so I didn't give a shit about that), and gave me his card so I could bug him next time I'm in town and get a night or two comped in one of the nice suites on the ground floor.

Also, every single employee at the front desk of that hotel was a hot 20-something. Had a hard time keeping my boner under control leaving in the morning for work a couple times.



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06-27-2010, 07:44 PM

(06-27-2010, 03:09 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg160855#msg160855 date=1277664643]
i don't feel bad for anyone who forgets passwords when there's easy, free ways to manage passwords.

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06-27-2010, 07:47 PM

(06-27-2010, 07:00 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Black Aspen link=topic=3603.msg160851#msg160851 date=1277663551]
[quote author=Duck link=topic=3603.msg160827#msg160827 date=1277652451]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3603.msg160818#msg160818 date=1277637194]
The owner of my favorite restaurant said that I'd be an excellent match for her married daughter....

...in front of that married daughter, who I had just met that night. 

i hope you made the same face as your avatar when they said that
[/quote]

Hey, I had the exact same thought.
[/quote]As did I.
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Both of us kinda shrugged it off in the moment. After about 30 mins or so, her mom conveniently went for a cig break. I took the opportunity to remark about what a wild and free mother she had - and asked why she thought her mom made that remark. She said, "notice, my mom said you'd be a good match if I wasn't married." Sure, ok, she wants to play hard to get. I wound up sitting at the bar with her the next 3 hours, discussing travel, copyright laws, and the fashion industry. We closed the bar.
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06-27-2010, 08:28 PM

My IRL college buddy, Catalyst, who plays on the server occasionally (but refuses to join forums) got the lead out and asked his girlfriend to marry him.  It's good because her family was beginning to bug me about threatening him with violence about it.  So it's a win for all. 


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06-27-2010, 08:34 PM

(06-27-2010, 08:28 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: My IRL college buddy, Catalyst, who plays on the server occasionally (but refuses to join forums) got the lead out and asked his girlfriend to marry him.  It's good because her family was beginning to bug me about threatening him with violence about it.  So it's a win for all.   

Except for him...well...I guess win in the sense they wont kill him


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06-27-2010, 08:42 PM

god the netherlands kinda owns


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Bicycle Parking Problems in Utrecht, Netherlands


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06-27-2010, 11:18 PM

(06-27-2010, 07:44 PM)Funbucks link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg160866#msg160866 date=1277669346]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg160855#msg160855 date=1277664643]
i don't feel bad for anyone who forgets passwords when there's easy, free ways to manage passwords.

Ripped like paper
Baked like a brownie
Tardle just got
Raped by a Downie
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god damnit i  don't have downs

great poem or whatever that was though rummy


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(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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06-27-2010, 11:22 PM

(06-27-2010, 11:18 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Funbucks link=topic=3603.msg160897#msg160897 date=1277685893]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg160866#msg160866 date=1277669346]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg160855#msg160855 date=1277664643]
i don't feel bad for anyone who forgets passwords when there's easy, free ways to manage passwords.

Ripped like paper
Baked like a brownie
Tardle just got
Raped by a Downie
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MY MOM LETS ME HAVE TWOOOOOO HOT DOGS!
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good for you!


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06-28-2010, 12:16 AM

(06-27-2010, 11:22 PM)Duck link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg160929#msg160929 date=1277698725]
[quote author=Funbucks link=topic=3603.msg160897#msg160897 date=1277685893]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg160866#msg160866 date=1277669346]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg160855#msg160855 date=1277664643]
i don't feel bad for anyone who forgets passwords when there's easy, free ways to manage passwords.

Ripped like paper
Baked like a brownie
Tardle just got
Raped by a Downie
[/quote]

[/quote]

MY MOM LETS ME HAVE TWOOOOOO HOT DOGS!
[/quote]

good for you!
[/quote]I said it in zane's voice to lol


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06-28-2010, 01:02 AM

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06-28-2010, 01:14 AM

God Maiden was so good.


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06-28-2010, 01:38 AM

So it's my parents anniversary today.

My dad got my mom an iPad for a present.

Guess what I'm posting from  8)


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06-28-2010, 03:23 AM

(06-28-2010, 01:38 AM)Turtle link Wrote: So it's my parents anniversary today.

My dad got my mom an iPad for a present.

Guess what I'm posting from  8)

Using your mom's iPad.


Your're cool.


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06-28-2010, 09:05 AM

(06-28-2010, 03:23 AM)Odin link Wrote: [quote author=Turtle link=topic=3603.msg160951#msg160951 date=1277707124]
So it's my parents anniversary today.

My dad got my mom an iPad for a present.

Guess what I'm posting from  8)

Using your mom's iPad.


Your're cool.
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06-28-2010, 10:08 AM

US Supreme Court held that the 2nd Ammendment applied to the states just as it applies to the Federal Government via the Due Process Clause in the 14th Ammendment.

The Chicago ordinance banning handgun's is now null and void.






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06-28-2010, 10:23 AM

(06-28-2010, 10:08 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: US Supreme Court held that the 2nd Ammendment applied to the states just as it applies to the Federal Government via the Due Process Clause in the 14th Ammendment.

The Chicago ordinance banning handgun's is now null and void.

Were you watching a live blog or something? SCOTUS Blog doesn't even have the decisions up yet.


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