This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread!

[A. Crow]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=3603.msg166700#msg166700 date=1280378990]
Got a job at my church. It doesn't pay much, but hey, it's a good stand-in until I get a real job.

I used to be an altar-boy at my church and while regular services you didn't get paid for, if you did weddings, you'd get $20 each time and they're fairly easy. And no, I did not get molested by a priest.
[/quote]

Acceptance is the first step to healing, Squishy. 

[KarthXLR]

Today was awesome. Went out to the our independent record exchange and got The Wall, Live Free or Die Hard Unrated, Rocky, and Kill Bill Vol. 1 for under 30 bucks. Then, we went to the store and bought a meal me and my sister are going to cook tonight. To top it off, we rented The imaginarium of dr. parnassus from a redbox. HELL YEAH

[Luinbariel]

That's a cool movie

[Vlambo]

Kill Bill Vol. 1

You'll watch this but not tokyo gore police?

You sicken me

[zaneyard]

finished my temp job 6 days early
on the bright side i get some free time to actually install SC2

on the negative side i get some time to figure out wtf is wrong with my computer
and the whole not getting payed for 6 more days thing kinda sucks

also, might have hooked up with some chick on okcupid, so online dating isn't bad so far.

[Odin]

Got a godamn job.

[PyroZombie]

Saw predators.

end post.

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=3603.msg166811#msg166811 date=1280438658]
Kill Bill Vol. 1

You'll watch this but not tokyo gore police?

You sicken me
[/quote]
The difference is one movie is awesome and the other is tokyo gore police.

[Vlambo]

[quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3603.msg166816#msg166816 date=1280441841]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3603.msg166811#msg166811 date=1280438658]
Kill Bill Vol. 1

You'll watch this but not tokyo gore police?

You sicken me
[/quote]
The difference is one movie is awesome and the other is tokyo gore police.
[/quote]

The difference is that I have balls the size of planets, and yours are invisible to the microscopic eye

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=3603.msg166837#msg166837 date=1280460101]
[quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3603.msg166816#msg166816 date=1280441841]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3603.msg166811#msg166811 date=1280438658]
Kill Bill Vol. 1

You'll watch this but not tokyo gore police?

You sicken me
[/quote]
The difference is one movie is awesome and the other is tokyo gore police.
[/quote]

The difference is that I have balls the size of planets, and yours are invisible to the microscopic eye
[/quote]
End it already dude. It's a movie, go cry about it elsewhere.

[Versus]

tarantino > *

[Vlambo]

THIS WILL NEVER END

[at0m]

I figured out the trick to getting a good bi-yearly review - the main reason my boss had been marking me down was because whenever he spoke to me on the phone, I never sounded enthusiastic, so he didn't think I was getting anything done. If I sound like I know WTF I'm doing, or at least have a plan, I get good marks. Except for my car, I got a 1/5 for having reliable transportation because it keeps breaking down D:

[Dtrain323i]

I figured out the trick to getting a good bi-yearly review - the main reason my boss had been marking me down was because whenever he spoke to me on the phone, I never sounded enthusiastic, so he didn't think I was getting anything done. If I sound like I know WTF I'm doing, or at least have a plan, I get good marks. Except for my car, I got a 1/5 for having reliable transportation because it keeps breaking down D:

Get rid of the hooptie and get a better car. 

[at0m]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3603.msg166906#msg166906 date=1280501683]
I figured out the trick to getting a good bi-yearly review - the main reason my boss had been marking me down was because whenever he spoke to me on the phone, I never sounded enthusiastic, so he didn't think I was getting anything done. If I sound like I know WTF I'm doing, or at least have a plan, I get good marks. Except for my car, I got a 1/5 for having reliable transportation because it keeps breaking down D:

Get rid of the hooptie and get a better car. 
[/quote]I've got $500 and no credit, can I have your beemer?

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3603.msg166908#msg166908 date=1280501785]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3603.msg166906#msg166906 date=1280501683]
I figured out the trick to getting a good bi-yearly review - the main reason my boss had been marking me down was because whenever he spoke to me on the phone, I never sounded enthusiastic, so he didn't think I was getting anything done. If I sound like I know WTF I'm doing, or at least have a plan, I get good marks. Except for my car, I got a 1/5 for having reliable transportation because it keeps breaking down D:

Get rid of the hooptie and get a better car. 
[/quote]I've got $500 and no credit, can I have your beemer?
[/quote]

4 grand and it's yours. You'll also need to replace the tie rods, front suspension, ball joints, and power steering pump.


Also

[copulatingduck]

adorable

[Radio Raheem]

give us another picture of cowboy dave

[HeK]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3603.msg166908#msg166908 date=1280501785]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3603.msg166906#msg166906 date=1280501683]
I figured out the trick to getting a good bi-yearly review - the main reason my boss had been marking me down was because whenever he spoke to me on the phone, I never sounded enthusiastic, so he didn't think I was getting anything done. If I sound like I know WTF I'm doing, or at least have a plan, I get good marks. Except for my car, I got a 1/5 for having reliable transportation because it keeps breaking down D:

Get rid of the hooptie and get a better car. 
[/quote]I've got $500 and no credit, can I have your beemer?
[/quote]

For $300 you can have this eagle talon. Good shape, clear title, however it is Flintstones powered: http://www.specialstage.com/classifieds/...952/cat/13

[copulatingduck]