This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread!

[Live-Free-Or-Pie]

Just finished a week-long Steam fast. Whee!!

[Vongore]

So Fifa 11 came out today, and while i'm not a big soccer fan, my brothers are.

They don't have a job (and are 8 and 13 y/o), so they saved for a couple months to get the game. When i heard my mom's car returning from the store (see the "lost my job, went back to live with my parents" FML post a year ago) i started packing the Xbox, games and controllers on their boxes. When my brothers ask what's going on (game in hand) i told them "Oh, i forgot to tell you, i'm selling the Xbox tomorrow to pay for school".

Their reaction was priceless.

I haven't told them yet. I plugged the Xbox again so they could play their game for a while, but from i can see from their faces, they still can't believe it.

I'm enjoying this sooooo much

[Kirby]

So Fifa 11 came out today, and while i'm not a big soccer fan, my brothers are.

They don't have a job, so they saved for a couple months to get the game. When i heard my mom's car returning from the store (see the "lost my job, went back to live with my parents" FML post a year ago) i started packing the Xbox, games and controllers on their boxes. When my brothers ask what's going on (game in hand) i told them "Oh, i forgot to tell you, i'm selling the Xbox tomorrow to pay for school".

Their reaction was priceless.

I haven't told them yet. I plugged the Xbox again so they could play their game for a while, but from i can see from their faces, they still can't believe it.

I'm enjoying this sooooo much

[[SiN] Merc]

So Fifa 11 came out today, and while i'm not a big soccer fan, my brothers are.

They don't have a job (and are 8 and 13 y/o), so they saved for a couple months to get the game. When i heard my mom's car returning from the store (see the "lost my job, went back to live with my parents" FML post a year ago) i started packing the Xbox, games and controllers on their boxes. When my brothers ask what's going on (game in hand) i told them "Oh, i forgot to tell you, i'm selling the Xbox tomorrow to pay for school".

Their reaction was priceless.

I haven't told them yet. I plugged the Xbox again so they could play their game for a while, but from i can see from their faces, they still can't believe it.

I'm enjoying this sooooo much

well done sir!

[PyroZombie]

I took the time to imagine the damage an axe in the back would do. I see nothing less than a miracle of anyone surviving.

I'm glad I've never been hit with an axe.

[[SiN] Merc]

I took the time to imagine the damage an axe in the back would do. I see nothing less than a miracle of anyone surviving.

I'm glad I've never been hit with an axe.

I remember this one time I hit my back with an axe. I was cutting wood, and I lifted it up too fast and high after I pulled it out from a jam. Good thing it was the dull end.

[Didzo]

I took the time to imagine the damage an axe in the back would do. I see nothing less than a miracle of anyone surviving.

I'm glad I've never been hit with an axe.

Axes?

How messy and unwieldy.

[PyroZombie]

[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3603.msg175866#msg175866 date=1285743690]
I took the time to imagine the damage an axe in the back would do. I see nothing less than a miracle of anyone surviving.

I'm glad I've never been hit with an axe.

Axes?

How messy and unwieldy.


[/quote]but utterly effective. Your not only cutting, but your wedging and ripping things inside the body as the axe goes deeper. What becomes a mere fleshwound becomes a hideous gash in less than a second. And let's not forget the circumstance of being hit in the back, an unprepared shot directly in the spine region. you'd be hurt, you would be paralyzed, you'd probably be infected since axes are normally used outdoors, death probably could not come fast enough.

[Hobospartan]

Why the fuck would you be thinking about something like that anyway?

[Dtrain323i]

I took the time to imagine the damage an axe in the back would do. I see nothing less than a miracle of anyone surviving.

I'm glad I've never been hit with an axe.

Guys like you are why I carry a gun on me.

[PyroZombie]

Why the fuck would you be thinking about something like that anyway?

Guys like you are why I carry a gun on me.

Hey, I get bored and figure I need something else to think about besides my work and problems.

[Turtle]

next thing you know he's asking what the quickest way to get rid of a body is

[backfire]

I found marshmallows my roommate forgot to bring with him when he left.


THEY'RE STILL FRESH

[zaneyard]

got paid about 100 bucks to hit enter for about 6 hours straight

easy temp job is easy

[Totla]

I found out my APUSH teacher shares my hatred of Alexander Hamilton, Stat teacher caught me copying homework and didn't care, Physics is SO MUCH FUN. I have chinese food and am listening to As Tall As Lions while doing homework.

Nothing huge, just a lot of little things that made today good.

[PyroZombie]

next thing you know he's asking what the quickest way to get rid of a body is

I watched dexter and played heavy rain to get those answers. Trust me, If I was going to kill someone, I would have done it by now.

[beep beep diglett]

its you

you're the axe murder victim

you're a ghost RIGHT NOW

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3603.msg175988#msg175988 date=1285804616]
next thing you know he's asking what the quickest way to get rid of a body is

I watched dexter and played heavy rain to get those answers. Trust me, If I was going to kill someone, I would have done it by now.
[/quote]

Bah, who killed people in heavy rain? I couldn't do it. 

its you

you're the axe murder victim

you're a ghost RIGHT NOW

And then Pyro was a Zombie.

[PyroZombie]

Merc link=topic=3603.msg176062#msg176062 date=1285859605]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3603.msg176041#msg176041 date=1285825138]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3603.msg175988#msg175988 date=1285804616]
next thing you know he's asking what the quickest way to get rid of a body is

I watched dexter and played heavy rain to get those answers. Trust me, If I was going to kill someone, I would have done it by now.
[/quote]

Bah, who killed people in heavy rain? I couldn't do it. 

its you

you're the axe murder victim

you're a ghost RIGHT NOW

And then Pyro was a Zombie.
[/quote]

I was actually refering to the acid bath scene.

and to your second comment;

[Kirby]

Merc link=topic=3603.msg175868#msg175868 date=1285744862]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3603.msg175866#msg175866 date=1285743690]
I took the time to imagine the damage an axe in the back would do. I see nothing less than a miracle of anyone surviving.

I'm glad I've never been hit with an axe.

I remember this one time I hit my back with an axe. I was cutting wood, and I lifted it up too fast and high after I pulled it out from a jam. Good thing it was the dull end.


[/quote]




That was me, with a voodoo doll in my basement lair, praying to my arcane gods of fire for you to get axe'd to death IRL.

Musta' mis-pronounced a few syllables, fuck.


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