This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread!

[Versus]

[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3603.msg175868#msg175868 date=1285744862]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3603.msg175866#msg175866 date=1285743690]
I took the time to imagine the damage an axe in the back would do. I see nothing less than a miracle of anyone surviving.

I'm glad I've never been hit with an axe.

I remember this one time I hit my back with an axe. I was cutting wood, and I lifted it up too fast and high after I pulled it out from a jam. Good thing it was the dull end.


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That was me, with a voodoo doll in my basement lair, praying to my arcane gods of fire for you to get axe'd to death IRL.

Musta' mis-pronounced a few syllables, fuck.


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if you had mispronounced a few different syllables, the world would be a spy-less utopia

[Eschatos]

I found out my APUSH teacher shares my hatred of Alexander Hamilton, Stat teacher caught me copying homework and didn't care, Physics is SO MUCH FUN. I have chinese food and am listening to As Tall As Lions while doing homework.

Nothing huge, just a lot of little things that made today good.

Fuck you, Alexander Hamilton was a total badass.

[Totla]

[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3603.msg176006#msg176006 date=1285811143]
I found out my APUSH teacher shares my hatred of Alexander Hamilton, Stat teacher caught me copying homework and didn't care, Physics is SO MUCH FUN. I have chinese food and am listening to As Tall As Lions while doing homework.

Nothing huge, just a lot of little things that made today good.

Fuck you, Alexander Hamilton was a total badass.
[/quote]Alexdumbass Hamilcunt
forced all the states to stay in the Union through perpetual debt to the national government,
wanted control of the government in the hands of the commercial elite,
loved Britain (who were total dicks to everyone (lol impressment)),
created political parties (aka factions, which are bad and were not planned for when the Constitution was written),
put a 25% tax on whiskey (which lead to the Whiskey Rebellion), defended John Jay's treaty (which sucked Sponson-sized dicks),
was the pupetmaster of Adam's cabinet,
engineered the Quazi-war,
supported the Alien Acts and the Sedition Act,
and stretched the Constitution to ridiculous lengths. Thank GOD Burr challenged him to a duel and won. And I quote "The pistol blast tore through a rib, demolished Hamilton's liver, and splintered his spine. The forty-seven-year-old Hamilton died the next day, in agonizing pain."

lrn2apush

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=3603.msg176074#msg176074 date=1285863341]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3603.msg175868#msg175868 date=1285744862]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3603.msg175866#msg175866 date=1285743690]
I took the time to imagine the damage an axe in the back would do. I see nothing less than a miracle of anyone surviving.

I'm glad I've never been hit with an axe.

I remember this one time I hit my back with an axe. I was cutting wood, and I lifted it up too fast and high after I pulled it out from a jam. Good thing it was the dull end.


[/quote]




That was me, with a voodoo doll in my basement lair, praying to my arcane gods of fire for you to get axe'd to death IRL.

Musta' mis-pronounced a few syllables, fuck.


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if you had mispronounced a few different syllables, the world would be a spy-less utopia
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Whew! Good thing I'm indestructible!

[Versus]

DR doesn't protect against admin abuse ;D

[[SiN] Merc]

DR doesn't protect against admin abuse ;D

Nope. But when I get an admin angry enough to abuse his powers, I know that my mission was accomplished. 

[Eschatos]

[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3603.msg176098#msg176098 date=1285872097]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3603.msg176006#msg176006 date=1285811143]
I found out my APUSH teacher shares my hatred of Alexander Hamilton, Stat teacher caught me copying homework and didn't care, Physics is SO MUCH FUN. I have chinese food and am listening to As Tall As Lions while doing homework.

Nothing huge, just a lot of little things that made today good.

Fuck you, Alexander Hamilton was a total badass.
[/quote]Alexdumbass Hamilcunt
forced all the states to stay in the Union through perpetual debt to the national government,
wanted control of the government in the hands of the commercial elite,
loved Britain (who were total dicks to everyone (lol impressment)),
created political parties (aka factions, which are bad and were not planned for when the Constitution was written),
put a 25% tax on whiskey (which lead to the Whiskey Rebellion), defended John Jay's treaty (which sucked Sponson-sized dicks),
was the pupetmaster of Adam's cabinet,
engineered the Quazi-war,
supported the Alien Acts and the Sedition Act,
and stretched the Constitution to ridiculous lengths. Thank GOD Burr challenged him to a duel and won. And I quote "The pistol blast tore through a rib, demolished Hamilton's liver, and splintered his spine. The forty-seven-year-old Hamilton died the next day, in agonizing pain."

lrn2apush
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I'm quite aware he was a dick, doesn't change the fact that he had BALLS OF STEEL.

[Vandamguy]

I'm quite aware he was a dick, doesn't change the fact that he had BALLS OF STEEL.

u like balls?

[Totla]

I'm quite aware he was a dick, doesn't change the fact that he had BALLS OF STEEL.

He didn't have balls, he was just too stupid to back out of anything.
Washington, now there's a man with balls.

[Didzo]

I FOUND A CRATE.

WHAT DO?

[Luinbariel]

I FOUND A CRATE.

WHAT DO?

YOU BITCH


I see this game is still not giving me stuff.

[PyroZombie]

[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3603.msg176336#msg176336 date=1285952581]
I'm quite aware he was a dick, doesn't change the fact that he had BALLS OF STEEL.

He didn't have balls, he was just too stupid to back out of anything.
Washington, now there's a man with balls.
[/quote]Washington was fine, but he was a tall, fleck on the wall. Teddy Roosevelt, all the way. He challenged guests at white house to boxing matches, shot elephants, and was a black belt in jujitsu. A fellow politician said, following Roosevelt's death; "Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight."

[Turtle]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3603.msg176534#msg176534 date=1286015724]
I FOUND A CRATE.

WHAT DO?

YOU BITCH


I see this game is still not giving me stuff.
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i got 3 crates on my first day of idling

all i got was 2 nametags and a shitty weapon...

[Badgerman of DOOM]

I just realized that if anyone has a vintage merryweather from pre-store it would be the Vintage Vintage Merryweather.

[Hobospartan]

I just realized that if anyone has a vintage merryweather from pre-store it would be the Vintage Vintage Merryweather.

Same with the Tyrolean

[Odin]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3603.msg176534#msg176534 date=1286015724]
I FOUND A CRATE.

WHAT DO?

YOU BITCH


I see this game is still not giving me stuff.
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Traded nametag I found for crate.

Opened crate for 2.50

Got nametag.




FFFF

[Hobospartan]

Ripppppped

[Live-Free-Or-Pie]

Beginning of the weekend: Two crates

Weekend: I did this in New York: http://improveverywhere.com/2010/10/02/m...en-thanks/

- Got kicked out of Staples en masse
- Slow danced with clothing while the cashier looked on in horror
- Froze in place on the sidewalk
- Giant mummy dance party in Bryant Park
- (AFTER-PARTY) Stormed Times Square with an impromptu parade behind a guy with a boombox, crashed a wedding in Times Square, accumulated over 100 high fives.

Also: got a toy Uzi for Ellis

It was a good weekend

If you see a guy in a red Washington Nationals Hat, it's me...

[Mission Difficult]

Beginning of the weekend: Two crates

Weekend: I did this in New York: http://improveverywhere.com/2010/10/02/m...en-thanks/

- Got kicked out of Staples en masse
- Slow danced with clothing while the cashier looked on in horror
- Froze in place on the sidewalk
- Giant mummy dance party in Bryant Park
- (AFTER-PARTY) Stormed Times Square with an impromptu parade behind a guy with a boombox, crashed a wedding in Times Square, accumulated over 100 high fives.

Also: got a toy Uzi for Ellis

It was a good weekend

If you see a guy in a red Washington Nationals Hat, it's me...

Still in NYC? Should have said something, guy.

[Live-Free-Or-Pie]

[quote author=Live-Free-Or-Pie link=topic=3603.msg176806#msg176806 date=1286138311]
Beginning of the weekend: Two crates

Weekend: I did this in New York: http://improveverywhere.com/2010/10/02/m...en-thanks/

- Got kicked out of Staples en masse
- Slow danced with clothing while the cashier looked on in horror
- Froze in place on the sidewalk
- Giant mummy dance party in Bryant Park
- (AFTER-PARTY) Stormed Times Square with an impromptu parade behind a guy with a boombox, crashed a wedding in Times Square, accumulated over 100 high fives.

Also: got a toy Uzi for Ellis

It was a good weekend

If you see a guy in a red Washington Nationals Hat, it's me...

Still in NYC? Should have said something, guy.
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No...

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK