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Luinbariel
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11-30-2010, 11:51 PM

(11-30-2010, 11:46 PM)3clipse link Wrote: [quote author=Live-Free-Or-Pie link=topic=3603.msg185598#msg185598 date=1291178546]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185591#msg185591 date=1291177938]
I became a man today.

Wow... several angles to take with this one

- Sex change operation quip
- Pinocchio conversion jest
- Puberty set in gag
- Rocky Horror joke
- Old Spice guy name drop
- Ponfar completion
- Anti-climactic 18th or 21th birthday announcement?

Imma pass on the joke and ask for elaboration

More information so that proper congratulations may be in order?
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Edited above post.
If you havn't figured it out by now I lost my virginity.
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3clipse
Gay for Richard Simmons


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11-30-2010, 11:56 PM

(11-30-2010, 11:51 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185601#msg185601 date=1291178788]
[quote author=Live-Free-Or-Pie link=topic=3603.msg185598#msg185598 date=1291178546]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185591#msg185591 date=1291177938]
I became a man today.

Wow... several angles to take with this one

- Sex change operation quip
- Pinocchio conversion jest
- Puberty set in gag
- Rocky Horror joke
- Old Spice guy name drop
- Ponfar completion
- Anti-climactic 18th or 21th birthday announcement?

Imma pass on the joke and ask for elaboration

More information so that proper congratulations may be in order?
[/quote]
Edited above post.
If you havn't figured it out by now I lost my virginity.
[/quote]

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Brofist accepted. It's like a whole new world of things I can do now.


KataKlipse [Meow!]: Was today macho of me?
+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: Very.
+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: *flex*
KataKlipse [Meow!]: Hell YES!

3clipse|brb.u|: so are we best buddies?
dapngwnman: lol what?
3clipse|brb.u|: lol hahaha
dapngwnman: that was extremely creepy sir
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at0m
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11-30-2010, 11:58 PM

(11-30-2010, 11:56 PM)3clipse link Wrote: Brofist accepted. It's like a whole new world of things I can do now.
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3clipse
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12-01-2010, 12:00 AM

(11-30-2010, 11:58 PM)CUBA LIBRE link Wrote: [quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185608#msg185608 date=1291179375]
Brofist accepted. It's like a whole new world of things I can do now.
STICK IT IN THE POOPER[/quote]
Yeahh..... hahaha. Right....


KataKlipse [Meow!]: Was today macho of me?
+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: Very.
+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: *flex*
KataKlipse [Meow!]: Hell YES!

3clipse|brb.u|: so are we best buddies?
dapngwnman: lol what?
3clipse|brb.u|: lol hahaha
dapngwnman: that was extremely creepy sir
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at0m
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12-01-2010, 12:07 AM

(12-01-2010, 12:00 AM)3clipse link Wrote: [quote author=CUBA LIBRE link=topic=3603.msg185610#msg185610 date=1291179497]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185608#msg185608 date=1291179375]
Brofist accepted. It's like a whole new world of things I can do now.
STICK IT IN THE POOPER[/quote]
Yeahh..... hahaha. Right....
[/quote]Anal sex is pleasurable for women too? It's more likely than you think.



"If you want to be a Double E, bend over and grab your knees...."
"Atom is Sexy!" <-- Donate your own pic to the cause!
Victory needs no explanation. Defeat allows none. -Sun Tzu
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zaneyard
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12-01-2010, 01:15 AM

i put it  in her ass on the second date hhoooyahhh


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(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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3clipse
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12-01-2010, 02:26 AM

But now I fucking regret everything. Fuck me.


KataKlipse [Meow!]: Was today macho of me?
+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: Very.
+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: *flex*
KataKlipse [Meow!]: Hell YES!

3clipse|brb.u|: so are we best buddies?
dapngwnman: lol what?
3clipse|brb.u|: lol hahaha
dapngwnman: that was extremely creepy sir
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[SiN] Merc
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12-01-2010, 02:42 AM

(12-01-2010, 02:26 AM)3clipse link Wrote: But now I fucking regret everything. Fuck me.

Welcome to the world of men amigo. It's not as cracked up as it's supposed to be.


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Didzo
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12-01-2010, 02:51 AM

(12-01-2010, 02:26 AM)3clipse link Wrote: But now I fucking regret everything. Fuck me.

That was faster than usual.



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PyroZombie
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12-01-2010, 04:40 AM

Burned a visage of my hatred with friends today, we all did. It was a controlled fire, nothing large or lawbreaking. Never-the-less, It felt good to get out all that frustration.

Plus I finished a term paper about zombies today.


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Vongore
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12-01-2010, 08:19 AM

Sorry for letting you down eclipse, but for my point of view, Sex is overrated and you're not more or less of a man if you've lost your virginity.

Grats on achieving your personal milestone though


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Dtrain323i
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12-01-2010, 08:49 AM

Word of advice youngin: Never put your dick in the crazy.






11:35 Socks Greatbacon_work: Just accept the idea of enemas.
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Salamander
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12-01-2010, 10:24 AM

(12-01-2010, 08:49 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: Word of advice youngin: Never put your dick in the crazy.

Something about reading this then seeing the .gif in your signature made me lulz.
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Kirby
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12-01-2010, 12:25 PM

(12-01-2010, 12:07 AM)CUBA LIBRE link Wrote: [quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185611#msg185611 date=1291179651]
[quote author=CUBA LIBRE link=topic=3603.msg185610#msg185610 date=1291179497]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185608#msg185608 date=1291179375]
Brofist accepted. It's like a whole new world of things I can do now.
STICK IT IN THE POOPER[/quote]
Yeahh..... hahaha. Right....
[/quote]Anal sex is pleasurable for women too? It's more likely than you think.
[/quote]


One of my ex'es wouldn't let me poke her without giving it to her backdoor style at least once or twice a week.



(12-01-2010, 02:26 AM)3clipse link Wrote: But now I fucking regret everything. Fuck me.


They sell creams for that.


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Dtrain323i
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12-01-2010, 12:37 PM

(12-01-2010, 12:25 PM)Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link Wrote: One of my ex'es wouldn't let me poke her without giving it to her backdoor style at least once or twice a week.

My GF said to fuck her silly and make it hurt. So I put on a clown nose and punched her in the face.






11:35 Socks Greatbacon_work: Just accept the idea of enemas.
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Coppanuva
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12-01-2010, 12:53 PM

Got hired to help a PhD student with his research project as a part-time aid. I work about 10 hours a week for $15 an hour.
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Vlambo
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12-01-2010, 01:37 PM

(12-01-2010, 02:26 AM)3clipse link Wrote: But now I fucking regret everything. Fuck me.

30 seconds of fun really can't do that much damage
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12-01-2010, 01:43 PM

(12-01-2010, 01:37 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: [quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185625#msg185625 date=1291188362]
But now I fucking regret everything. Fuck me.

30 seconds of fun really can't do that much damage
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Unless you get the HIV


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Didzo
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12-01-2010, 03:50 PM

(12-01-2010, 01:43 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3603.msg185685#msg185685 date=1291228620]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185625#msg185625 date=1291188362]
But now I fucking regret everything. Fuck me.

30 seconds of fun really can't do that much damage
[/quote]

Unless you get the HIV
[/quote]

WORLD AIDS DAY.

WEAR RED.


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Live-Free-Or-Pie
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12-01-2010, 08:12 PM

[edit] accidental mega-necro... my b [/edit]

Met with some friends I hadn't seen since the end of college, they're moving to a place 3 Metro stops away! Yay socializing
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