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06-26-2011, 08:05 PM

jtv is basically for prudes anyways, you'll find a better video streaming service for next time, I'm sure


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06-26-2011, 09:46 PM

Hmm let's see. Friday night I got a little drunk at the bar, made some new friends, hit on some chick that wasn't interested.
saturday we went to a car show and it was my buddies birthday party so we sat out by his pond grilling burgers and drinking beers
today i went to the taste of chicago. HOLY FUCK chicago is awesome. The rate of hot chicks per minute is like 200 times greater than around my town. Also, i've never seen buildings that big before in my life so it was pretty fly walking around seeing all that shit. Also, on the way home we stopped at a place called the safehouse in milwaukee. if you get a chance, go find it. It's a spy themed bar/restaurant that's hidden down a side road/alley and you need the "password" to get in.


haven't had an awesome weekend like this in a long time.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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06-26-2011, 09:47 PM

(06-26-2011, 08:05 PM)Duck link Wrote: jtv is basically for prudes anyways, you'll find a better video streaming service for next time, I'm sure

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Also today I found out that the kitty found a home. Happy days.


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06-26-2011, 09:56 PM

(06-26-2011, 09:46 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: Hmm let's see. Friday night I got a little drunk at the bar, made some new friends, hit on some chick that wasn't interested.
saturday we went to a car show and it was my buddies birthday party so we sat out by his pond grilling burgers and drinking beers
today i went to the taste of chicago. HOLY FUCK chicago is awesome. The rate of hot chicks per minute is like 200 times greater than around my town. Also, i've never seen buildings that big before in my life so it was pretty fly walking around seeing all that shit. Also, on the way home we stopped at a place called the safehouse in milwaukee. if you get a chance, go find it. It's a spy themed bar/restaurant that's hidden down a side road/alley and you need the "password" to get in.


haven't had an awesome weekend like this in a long time.
New York City is like that x1000 when it comes to hot chicks. It's nuts.



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06-26-2011, 09:57 PM

(06-26-2011, 09:56 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg212191#msg212191 date=1309142767]
Hmm let's see. Friday night I got a little drunk at the bar, made some new friends, hit on some chick that wasn't interested.
saturday we went to a car show and it was my buddies birthday party so we sat out by his pond grilling burgers and drinking beers
today i went to the taste of chicago. HOLY FUCK chicago is awesome. The rate of hot chicks per minute is like 200 times greater than around my town. Also, i've never seen buildings that big before in my life so it was pretty fly walking around seeing all that shit. Also, on the way home we stopped at a place called the safehouse in milwaukee. if you get a chance, go find it. It's a spy themed bar/restaurant that's hidden down a side road/alley and you need the "password" to get in.


haven't had an awesome weekend like this in a long time.
New York City is like that x1000 when it comes to hot chicks. It's nuts.
[/quote]
I just can't believe that it's possible to have such a high concentration of hot chicks in one area. I'm lucky if I see like four at the bars.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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06-26-2011, 11:36 PM

was that the first time you've been out of the state zaneyard



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(06-26-2011, 11:36 PM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: was that the first time you've been out of the state zaneyard
3rd
went to kansas once, just as gay as fuck manitowoc
went to michigan once when i was a little kid and i don't remember shit
and i went to chicago once before in japanese class but we were only pretty much in this one mall and i never really got to see the city


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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06-27-2011, 09:30 AM

(06-27-2011, 09:29 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3603.msg212208#msg212208 date=1309149395]
was that the first time you've been out of the state zaneyard
3rd
went to kansas once, just as gay as fuck manitowoc
went to michigan once when i was a little kid and i don't remember shit
and i went to chicago once before in japanese class but we were only pretty much in this one mall and i never really got to see the city
[/quote]If its the mall in chinatown where they have bubble tea, you went to the right fucking mall.

Also, when are coming to MD Tongue



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06-27-2011, 09:42 AM

(06-27-2011, 09:30 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg212236#msg212236 date=1309184943]
[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3603.msg212208#msg212208 date=1309149395]
was that the first time you've been out of the state zaneyard
3rd
went to kansas once, just as gay as fuck manitowoc
went to michigan once when i was a little kid and i don't remember shit
and i went to chicago once before in japanese class but we were only pretty much in this one mall and i never really got to see the city
[/quote]If its the mall in chinatown where they have bubble tea, you went to the right fucking mall.

Also, when are coming to MD Tongue
[/quote]

first question: i really don't know where we went it was in like 10th grade

pretty much all of august is clear for me


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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06-27-2011, 11:25 AM

Before I was 5 I had lived in 3 different places and been to 12 different states.  I dated a girl in high school who had moved 20 times in her life yet hadn't lived outside the city limits.  Zane are you one of these people?  if so, why?


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(06-27-2011, 11:25 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: I dated a girl in high school who had moved 20 times in her life yet hadn't lived outside the city limits.
this doesn't make sense at all to me.

I've lived in the same house my entire life.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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06-27-2011, 12:21 PM

(06-26-2011, 07:29 PM)Eightball link Wrote: Took a diagnostic MCAT exam, scored 32 (86th percentile). Which means that without any training or studying at all I scored better than most people! With my GPA I've got an 80% chance of getting into medical school by a quite conservative estimate.

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06-27-2011, 01:18 PM

(06-27-2011, 11:34 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3603.msg212249#msg212249 date=1309191927]
I dated a girl in high school who had moved 20 times in her life yet hadn't lived outside the city limits.
this doesn't make sense at all to me.

I've lived in the same house my entire life.
[/quote]Some folks just don't like the house they move into.  Sometimes for very valid reasons and sometimes for very stupid reasons.  My parents are like that, we lived in 4 houses in one city over 9 years.  It was even worse when i was younger.
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06-27-2011, 06:39 PM

http://sports.nationalpost.com/2011/06/2...ersus-nbc/
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06-27-2011, 10:09 PM

(06-27-2011, 06:39 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: http://sports.nationalpost.com/2011/06/2...ersus-nbc/

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(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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06-27-2011, 10:27 PM

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06-27-2011, 10:38 PM

Friend links to Penny Arcade, dude saying in news "I hate TF2."
Look back like 6 comics- them gushing over LoL.

And then a few years back they loved it.

MFW.


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06-27-2011, 10:55 PM

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(06-27-2011, 10:38 PM)Ensign Epic link Wrote: Friend links to Penny Arcade, dude saying in news "I hate TF2."
Look back like 6 comics- them gushing over LoL.

And then a few years back they loved it.

MFW.

They're both bad games?

I don't get it otherwise.


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