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Hobospartan
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08-07-2011, 02:06 AM

a nice video about johny

That is all.

(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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zaneyard
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08-07-2011, 11:36 PM

beer

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Coelit
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08-08-2011, 12:36 AM

A lady high on pills gave me 007 for the N64.


Okie dokie then.

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zaneyard
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08-08-2011, 12:41 AM

TIL that i'm really bad at typing when i'm drunk.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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zaneyard
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08-08-2011, 12:41 AM

k so that belongs in the drunk thread and i don't have admin powers to move it

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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A. Crow
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08-08-2011, 04:19 AM

Trying to get Admin powers??????


Also, the man whose office is next to mine, from which, a couple minutes ago i heard (directed at someone else in his office, about a friday night conference call) "IT'S SURF AND TURF NIGHT AND THE GUYS WANTS TO STAY ON THE PHONE UNTIL 8PM!!!!"

I busted out laughing.  This deployment can't actually exist in reality. 

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08-08-2011, 08:13 AM

Sometimes a man wants his surf and turf. You gotta keep sane somehow.
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[SiN] Merc
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08-08-2011, 10:24 AM

Even if it's for one day, I'm top on Revolver, L'entranger, Ambassador, and Enforcer kills.

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zaneyard
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08-08-2011, 10:45 AM

(08-08-2011, 04:19 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: Trying to get Admin powers??????
lol not really i was just rambling
i was implying that i would move it myself

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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08-08-2011, 07:03 PM

so i named the house wireless network "Not the Illuminati" and a couple of days letter a wireless network popped up named "The Illuminati"
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[SiN] Merc
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08-08-2011, 07:18 PM

(08-08-2011, 07:03 PM)Greatbacon link Wrote: so i named the house wireless network "Not the Illuminati" and a couple of days letter a wireless network popped up named "The Illuminati"

What can you tell me about the Illuminati?
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08-08-2011, 07:35 PM

(08-08-2011, 07:03 PM)Greatbacon link Wrote: so i named the house wireless network "Not the Illuminati" and a couple of days letter a wireless network popped up named "The Illuminati"



I used to rename my neighbors wifi every week or so because they never changed the default login. "dongs" was prevalent, as were suggestions of bestiality.

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EarthlingJohn
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08-09-2011, 02:57 PM

To me: I get it johnny, more runners are wearing your toe shoe thingies, but I am an athlete! I don't nee-

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matter11
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08-09-2011, 03:19 PM

(08-09-2011, 02:57 PM)EarthlingJohn link Wrote: To me: I get it johnny, more runners are wearing your toe shoe thingies, but I am an athlete! I don't nee-

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from what I've heard do not try to run your typical distance in these when you first get them. you need to build up a lot of foot strength with them or else you'll just kill your feet.

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EarthlingJohn
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08-09-2011, 03:34 PM

(08-09-2011, 03:19 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=EarthlingJohn link=topic=3603.msg218396#msg218396 date=1312919826]
To me: I get it johnny, more runners are wearing your toe shoe thingies, but I am an athlete! I don't nee-

randy moss wears vibram five fingers

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from what I've heard do not try to run your typical distance in these when you first get them. you need to build up a lot of foot strength with them or else you'll just kill your feet.
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Oh i know, I've been runnin in these for bout a year or so. They have completely replaced my normal shoe, and i'm helping out fellow friends who are hopping on the minimalist bandwagon ^.^

The faster these things spread, the sooner we get cheaper version...

gogogogogo

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Wyrmidon
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08-09-2011, 09:46 PM

(08-09-2011, 02:57 PM)EarthlingJohn link Wrote: Footglove.avi

Oh god I want a pair of those. They look so comfortable.

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08-09-2011, 10:42 PM

(08-09-2011, 09:46 PM)Wyrmidon link Wrote: [quote author=EarthlingJohn link=topic=3603.msg218396#msg218396 date=1312919826]
Footglove.avi

Oh god I want a pair of those. They look so comfortable.
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They are the shit.  I wear mine around every day I don't have work.  My only criticism is that they get incredibly stinky fast. 


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[SiN] Merc
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08-10-2011, 12:11 AM

All of Freakazoid is on youtube.

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08-10-2011, 06:32 AM

Quote: Merc link=topic=3603.msg218453#msg218453 date=1312953116]
All of Freakazoid is on youtube.

Well I know what Im going to be doing at work today

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08-10-2011, 12:49 PM

(08-10-2011, 06:32 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3603.msg218453#msg218453 date=1312953116]
All of Freakazoid is on youtube.

Well I know what Im going to be doing at work today
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I see the first season...where's the second?



For those who just can't get enough.
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