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loldollas
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10-22-2011, 07:26 AM

(10-22-2011, 07:23 AM)at0m link Wrote: Funbucks may love this community because they make him look famous for his ladyfriend, but I love you all for two pages of spontaneous puns.

hey i still love the puns!!




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A. Crow
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10-22-2011, 08:38 AM

OMG, I watched a group of locals try to replace the windshield in an uparmored SUV today.  FUCKING HILARIOUS.  So, they cut off the trim and weatherstripping around the windshield like normal, and I'm expecting them to continue with a razor blade under the windshield.  NO, DUDE PULLS A FUCKING HAMMER.  And starts just smashing the shit out of the edges of the windshield while two other hadji are inside the cabin pushing out on the windshield with their feet.  30 minutes go by, and the three stooges have damn near destroyed the windshield but it's still not coming out.  One of the fuckers is over here trying to get glass chips out of his eyes, and I'm standing a good ways off laughing hysterically at them.  Then they came over, said they didn't have the right tools for this type armor/windshield combo and ask to start a second truck after completely botching the first.  That's when I lost my shit and almost shot a hadji, today.   


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HelixInk
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10-22-2011, 09:02 AM

I laughed harder at those puns than I have laughed in a long time.  Awesome job guys
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A. Crow
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10-22-2011, 10:04 AM

Don't encourage them!


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10-22-2011, 10:44 AM

(10-22-2011, 10:04 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: Don't encourage them!

Face it; we'll do it whether encouraged or not Big Grin


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10-22-2011, 11:35 AM

(10-22-2011, 08:38 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: OMG, I watched a group of locals try to replace the windshield in an uparmored SUV today.  FUCKING HILARIOUS.  So, they cut off the trim and weatherstripping around the windshield like normal, and I'm expecting them to continue with a razor blade under the windshield.  NO, DUDE PULLS A FUCKING HAMMER.  And starts just smashing the shit out of the edges of the windshield while two other hadji are inside the cabin pushing out on the windshield with their feet.  30 minutes go by, and the three stooges have damn near destroyed the windshield but it's still not coming out.  One of the fuckers is over here trying to get glass chips out of his eyes, and I'm standing a good ways off laughing hysterically at them.  Then they came over, said they didn't have the right tools for this type armor/windshield combo and ask to start a second truck after completely botching the first.  That's when I lost my shit and almost shot a hadji, today.   

Wimps. I did the same job in under 30 minutes, using only duct tape and a knife.

Then again our windshield was smashed to shit and our replacement was from an other car and several inches larger all around. And we had 30 minutes or we forfeit.
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10-22-2011, 11:47 AM

(10-21-2011, 07:05 AM)HelixInk link Wrote: I passed my board certification exam!  

congrats! not an easy exam.

EDIT: also, thanks for emboldening the pun-emy.
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Dr. Zaius
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10-22-2011, 03:11 PM

(10-22-2011, 07:23 AM)at0m link Wrote: Funbucks may love this community because they make him look famous for his ladyfriend, but I love you all for two pages of spontaneous puns.

My favorite part is how we transition from one finely crafted pyramid to whatever Crow throws at us like nobody's business. The second one was short lived though.

And let's not forget the pony pun pyramid.


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10-22-2011, 03:30 PM

Be right back: Pun-installing.
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Dr. Zaius
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10-22-2011, 04:09 PM

I think our pun installations have been sufficiently updated for the day.


'Meditation is supposedly the only way to Enlightenment because the only way to find this truth is through inner reflection - therefore, what you are finding to be the truth in your personal journey should ultimately be exactly what I find to be the truth, though all of our journeys are unique.'
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loldollas
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10-23-2011, 12:36 AM

Best Pho place in town, open till 4 am.
so delicious.


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10-23-2011, 04:11 AM

Got a bitchin pair of Polo Ralph Lauren boots, a black field cap, a flat cap (i call them poor irishman hats), and a Justice League belt.


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A. Crow
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10-23-2011, 11:09 AM

DFAC Mystery Sandvich is Mysteriously delicious.  

EDIT: yeah, knew it was too good to be true: I now gassing out my room so bad I opened my window.  And it's cold outside. 


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10-24-2011, 01:32 AM

Computer's all fixed up! Now hopefully karth won't step on it again lols. (insert LT Crow quip about film majors and computers)
(This post was last modified: 10-24-2011, 01:38 AM by spm201.)
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10-24-2011, 06:46 PM

(10-24-2011, 01:32 AM)spm201 link Wrote: Computer's all fixed up! Now hopefully karth won't step on it again lols. (insert LT Crow quip about film majors and computers)
Good, more people to play LoL with!
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10-24-2011, 08:19 PM

I turn 19 tomorrow. In Canada that means I can buy booze/smokes and all that fun stuff.


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10-24-2011, 08:50 PM

(10-24-2011, 08:19 PM)ThunderStain link Wrote: I turn 19 tomorrow. In Canada that means I can buy booze/smokes and all that fun stuff.
haha, you missed out a year ago, sorry bud



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10-24-2011, 11:09 PM

(10-24-2011, 06:46 PM)If-I-Die-Its-LAG! link Wrote: [quote author=spm201 link=topic=3603.msg228130#msg228130 date=1319437946]
Computer's all fixed up! Now hopefully karth won't step on it again lols. (insert LT Crow quip about film majors and computers)
Good, more people to play LoL with!
[/quote]
^THIS!!!

Bee tee dubs any nerfs on xerath since release? I was looking forward to him.
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loldollas
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10-25-2011, 06:16 PM

(10-24-2011, 08:50 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: [quote author=ThunderStain link=topic=3603.msg228220#msg228220 date=1319505582]
I turn 19 tomorrow. In Canada that means I can buy booze/smokes and all that fun stuff.
haha, you missed out a year ago, sorry bud
[/quote]
>smokes
>fun stuff
oh god dont start, its awful.
took me a pretty long time to quit entirely.


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Chief
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10-25-2011, 06:48 PM

(10-25-2011, 06:16 PM)Funbuck$ link Wrote: [quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3603.msg228222#msg228222 date=1319507410]
[quote author=ThunderStain link=topic=3603.msg228220#msg228220 date=1319505582]
I turn 19 tomorrow. In Canada that means I can buy booze/smokes and all that fun stuff.
haha, you missed out a year ago, sorry bud
[/quote]
>smokes
>fun stuff
oh god dont start, its awful.
took me a pretty long time to quit entirely.
[/quote]no im talking about the age 18, when you should have been able to start drinking and stuff



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