This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread!

[Kirby]

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[quote author=Ekarus Ryndren link=topic=3603.msg239958#msg239958 date=1330450666]
Apparently someone's looking for a new porn star... God are they looking in the wrong direction

Pornstars make good money man. If they do porn with pterodactyls NSFW THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK IT IS then they could start hitting your niche market
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Male Pornstars usually start in the Gay Porn market. You will make 5K for 30 minutes of getting rammed in the ass.

To be in the straight market, you need to be atleast 8 inches long, Last atleast 88 minutes, and live in the 888 Area Code (San fErnando Valley) It's called the 888 rule.
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Sounds like you've done some research.
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Which totally contradicts the thousands of pr0nz with dicks < 8" and  a total runtime of 15 minutes. But that's ok because most stats and figures are made up on the fly.

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

I got accepted into the honor anime society called Sigma Beta Delta in my university.

[Kor]

Merc link=topic=3603.msg239957#msg239957 date=1330449153]
Indeed it is the best speech ever. I wonder of Chaplin realized how powerful his words would be, even now.

Watched months ago that mixed Inception's 'Time' theme with it. I had mighty tears of hope afterwards. Unbelievably apt speech for this day and age.

[Trace]

Aced that midterm that I didn't study for and almost missed  ;D

[Surf314]

My first time with iPhoto and iMovie and I made an awesome collage video of photos from a trip I took with my friends. Everyone thought it was great and keeps talking about it. Makes me feel good.

[Greatbacon]

Just won a game of Catan that started with me on wheat and ore hexes only.

[Hobospartan]

Mass Effect 3 - Launch Trailer

[CaffeinePowered]

ME3 is out...and I still havent finished Skyward Sword

[kaese]

Went on a tour of the Epic Systems campus today. It is amazing.
They'll definitely be receiving an application from me.

[CaffeinePowered]

Went on a tour of the Epic Systems campus today. It is amazing.
They'll definitely be receiving an application from me.

I had an interview with them years ago, their offices are ridiculous

[kaese]

[quote author=Käse link=topic=3603.msg240149#msg240149 date=1330722374]
Went on a tour of the Epic Systems campus today. It is amazing.
They'll definitely be receiving an application from me.

I had an interview with them years ago, their offices are ridiculous
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It's such an unique work environment! I felt like it was more of a themed museum than a company.
I'm sure a lot of things have changed since your interview with them, they've moved to a much larger place in Verona for example and are still constructing new buildings. (where did you interview? Madison?)
Apparently they have a D&D themed work area as well but I didn't get to see it. The NYC themed one was pretty neat.
The dress code is great too, only required to wear clothing when guests are around.

[A. Crow]

These chips, these fucking chips, these god damn chips, are so fucking awesome it rocks my god damned socks off.  I literally have no socks left. 

[HeK]

I like these chips: http://extremefood.com/shop/product.php?...t=9&page=1
I feel bad that usually have to eat the entire bag myself.

[Kirby]

I like these chips: http://extremefood.com/shop/product.php?...t=9&page=1
I feel bad that usually have to eat the entire bag myself.

you just became mybest friend ever ever ever

im gonna dip those in sriracha sauce


and have an orgasm

[Vongore]

Vandad's Avatar.

AAAAW WOOTCHALOOKATTHAT

[Trace]

Got to know the cute girl in my class as I walked her to her apartment  8)

[zaneyard]

Got to know the cute girl in my class as I walked her to her apartment  8)

she wants your dick

[Kirby]

[quote author=Trace link=topic=3603.msg240334#msg240334 date=1330920171]
Got to know the cute girl in my class as I walked her to her apartment  8)

she wants your dick
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Put it in her butthole.


Also, Jalapeno jelly, made my day. Goddamn it's so good. I wish air tasted like Jalapenos.

[Sogo]

[quote author=Trace link=topic=3603.msg240334#msg240334 date=1330920171]
Got to know the cute girl in my class as I walked her to her apartment  8)

she wants your dick
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[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=3603.msg240160#msg240160 date=1330731383]
I like these chips: http://extremefood.com/shop/product.php?...t=9&page=1
I feel bad that usually have to eat the entire bag myself.

you just became mybest friend ever ever ever

im gonna dip those in sriracha sauce


and have an orgasm


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Use the sriracha as lube.